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Hal 9000

@bigjilm9000.bsky.social
892 followers 1K following 103 posts

Dudeist minister, Ween disciple, Ticket P1, Dumb Zone DF, Cirque-a-holic, film junkie (before kids), MFFL - Fire Nico into the sun, graphic designer, may contain Wookiee DNA

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nadezhda the cockroach 🪳 @antiwhimsybrigade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
he's saying the quiet part loud here, ai allows white filmmakers to control racial and ethnic minorities in an attempt to make them appear complicit in their own racist slander. paul schrader likes ai because it allows him to have a black actor that he owns.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 26/08/2026
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991): Japanese poster, art by John Alvin
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991): Japanese poster, art by John Alvin
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Hal 9000 @bigjilm9000.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Adawa Yoli is how you say it in Cherokee.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No regrets
Picture of the Planeteers from the Captain Planet cartoon, each one holding their ring and saying: Updawg, Sawcon, Ligma, Bofa, and Sugondese.

Below there's a picture of Captain Planet. He says:
"By your powers combined,
I've been kicked out of the
local town hall meeting."
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Gabs @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Saw a celebrity at the LACMA today
Georges de La Tour’s “Magdalene with the Smoking Flame” (1640) at the LACMAThe same painting in Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” during Part of Your World
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I was going to make the joke “guns are the greatest tool we have right now to stop the rise of school shootings” except they actually believe that too
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power
A screenshot of Tucker Carlson with a filter used to make him look roughly 10 years old
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Hal 9000 @bigjilm9000.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Burger King effed up by firing the GOAT. A day of reckoning will come.
An image of the Burger King King, which was a person dressed as a king with a plastic-looking face. He bore a classic Euro/American storybook ‘king’ aesthetic: long robes, styled beard, gold crown, with a Caucasian skin tone and brown hair.
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TLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 04/06/2026
are you just going to do this for every generation
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’d like to Lady and the Tramp a party sized Subway sandwich with you. Please respond.
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Hal 9000 @bigjilm9000.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Wordle 1,759 4/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Learned a new word today
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
jd vance negotiating with Iran
jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
like, why even log on
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Fucking Bitch Kate 🪷 @kateculliton.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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And let's be honest about what's really happening here. This isn't just about layoffs. This is about control.
It's about reshaping media institutions into something safer for those in power — less independent, less adversarial, more compliant.
What once served the public is being hollowed out and refashioned into
something that looks like journalism but is actually state-regime media.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🤷🏼
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and hat is holding a guitar with the words woohoo boy above him
Alt: Michael b Jordan gives a whoooooo!
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
“NO TO WAR FREE PALESTINE” JAVIER BARDEM
JAVIER BARDEM
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The Resister Linda Cardwell 🦋💙 @cardwell4u.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Autumn Durald Arkapaw became the first woman to win the best cinematography Oscar.
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
He’ll always be Wallace to me.
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a man in a yellow and white striped shirt is sitting at a table and asking where 's wallace at .
ALT: a man in a yellow and white striped shirt is sitting at a table and asking where 's wallace at .
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Star Trek IV the One with the Whales scene. We're on the streets of San Francisco in the 80s. Scotty, Uhura, Chekov, and Spock are on the sidewalk. Kirk is standing in the street arguing with the driver of a car who looks like he had to stop because Kirk got in his way. Car guy has his arm up & out the window in the air giving the international sign for "WTF are you doing!?" Kurt, conversely, has that "AYYYY, IM WALKIN' HERE" kind of face. (Also Spock is in a bathrobe)
Closed caption reads, "Well, a double dumb-ass on you!"
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Judge. Judy. Executioner.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Review the movie you saw, not the movie you wished it was
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country's billionaires
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
DePreston is a cute name for a sad baby
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
What is the difference between these two photos? (trick question they’re the same photo)
Ghost blu-ray vs. ghost blew Ray
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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
there poetry all around us. you just need to know where to look.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
At my age, I’m only interested in women who recognize the signs of a stroke
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/02/2026
“I am somebody” shaped how millions of us saw ourselves as kids, including me. That message mattered. It still does. Rest in power, Jesse Jackson 🙏🏽
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 16/02/2026
be ungovernable
the USS motherfucker 
boldly fucking your shit up
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
“Readers should be able to assume that every word between quotation marks is what the speaker or writer said… The writer should, of course, omit extraneous syllables like ‘um’ and may judiciously delete false starts.” -NYT ethical guidelines
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Reminder that the Dumb Zone is Monday thru Thursday this week. I believe all four episodes are free for all.
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfAF...
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
greatest headline of my adult life
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Missed this stream? Join us for the next one, we're live on Twitch & YouTube every week!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
😕
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/02/2026
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
To:
Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]
From:
Sent:
Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM
Subject:
Re: florida visit?
good typing!
oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING.
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
i am tied up until aug
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM,
wrote:
You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months.
I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job.
think
What are you doing next week?
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
so fucking sick of increasing shareholder value bro
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
SOLDIER INSIDE TROJAN HORSE: *whispering* this could have been an email
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.
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Hal 9000 @bigjilm9000.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
When you log onto Gordo’s twitch channel an hour into the stream: @gordonkeith.bsky.social
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
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Hal 9000 @bigjilm9000.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Had to apologize for audibly interrupting my wife’s zoom meeting when I heard “My face is drooping and I smell toast..” in fake Norm voice 🤣🤣🤣
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The best Irish stout is Colm Meaney.
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting.
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