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Timothy

@makenomisteak.bsky.social
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DFW. Enabler.

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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 1h
Going to bed sports angry
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 1h
Sometimes you sign guys to extensions early and they turn into Jake Ferguson and DaRon Bland.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 1h
If they had kicked the extra point there and then scored another TD, would you then want them to go for 2 to try to win it? Or kick the extra point to tie it? I’d want them to go for 2 and the lead/win. Going for 2 after that first TD was the same thing.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 2h
October 8th and we’ve reached the point where their only saving grace is the NFC East feels very AL West-y this season. How fun.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 2h
They got outscored 17-0 in the 3rd quarter by an 0-4 team starting an undrafted free agent QB.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 2h
After the game he’ll say he told his guys he loves them and that he knows they’re hurting and disappointed. Then he’ll make some hollow statement about how they’ll be better in Green Bay.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 2h
Schotty laid the groundwork for this a couple days ago. He said the guys were tired and sore. Maybe he was just being (too) honest. But it also felt like a pre-excuse for a performance like this.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 2h
Losers. Fucking losers.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 2h
They really want to lose this game, huh?
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 2h
Fucking clownshoes
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 3h
Annoying 1st half. But they’re leading. Guess it’s a reminder that Dallas isn’t good enough for us to just assume they’re gonna blow the doors off anyone.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 3h
*10 That was a better drive
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 3h
That was a beautiful throw to Flo
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 3h
6 pts in the first half last week 7 pts in the first half this week Progress?
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 3h
Thank you for not going for it on 4th and 5, Bowles. Coward.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 3h
Dak doesn’t look very sharp thus far tonight
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 3h
That would have been a 65-yd field goal attempt right there. Schotty learned a little something?
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 4h
Nevermind a sack or a turnover. These guys can’t even force an incompletion to stop the clock.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 4h
These fuckers will give up a 10-minute drive on ya. Good lord.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 4h
Smith and Guyton kicked some ass on that TD run.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 4h
Go Cowboys 💙
static.klipy.com
Dak Prescott on the Field
ALT: Dak Prescott on the Field
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 5h
Woke up from my nap and learned Porter is out tonight due to illness. Thumbs down, I say.
Cowboys inactives
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 7h
James Talafreako will let Greg Focker play water volleyball against YOUR daughter.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 8h
just a matter of time before the TX repubs try to pin this on TaIarico
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 9h
Connections Puzzle #1215 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 11h
gonna need a nap after work so I can make it til the end of Thursday Night Football
LeBron smiling thru it all meme
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 14h
@nowbacktome.bsky.social Musers on remote tomorrow so that usually is an automatic Wireless at 8:40. Guess that’s the only thing saving us from two Fake Jerry bits in five days.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 16h
🎂(not mine)
Mike McDermott Jason Bourne
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 17h
TGIT!!
Musers Oct 8
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 19h
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 20h
Wordle 1,937 4/6* 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nick Martinez 2014 baseball card
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm the person in charge of scheduling the postseason. You can't start one at 12:00 p.m. ET (there has never been a day game in baseball), so I start the first one at 4:00 p.m. then start a new one every two hours. That way, nobody can watch a full game, and they all overlap. Everyone loves it.
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Steve Gardner @steveagardner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Under MLB’s proposed CBA, this Fuentes vs. DePaula matchup of 21-year-olds would be impossible.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Combined they're still younger than Justin Verlander (43 years, 229 days)
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this uniform matchup at Yankee Stadium
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Go Rays But also: yes, please
Big Apple NY Cheesecake Trifle description of dessert
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
José Ramirez has had a down year by his usual standards. But damn he’s a fun player.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, so I’ve only half paid attention to these commercials during the post. Corey Seager for hair health, eh?
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
is a combined 7 for 59 good?
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1214 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Latest injury report for tomorrow night’s game
Cowboys Bucs injury updates
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, don’t talk about guys who used to work here at the station. But also, let’s take this clip that only exists because of Dan, edit his name out of it, and use it for our own dumb bit. Cat’s such a punk bitch.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎂(not mine)
Charles Woodson catching a pass for Michigan Raiders Charles Woodson Tuck Rule game
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
win’s day
Musers October 7th
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wordle 1,936 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wrote this up about five years ago. Lowering the mound in ‘69 didn’t have that much an impact. Making the zone smaller and expansion was what bumped offense, and just temporarily. The pitchers are too close to the batters, but I’ve lost that war.
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Timothy @makenomisteak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two goose eggs. But 42 pitches thru two, many of them stressful. Sale needs an efficient inning or two.
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