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banternn 🐢

@banternn.bsky.social
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30s husbando BD/ADHD I love love and hate hate and fard fard and shid shid Views expressed here are jokes and should not be taken seriously. 💨: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixz… pfp: @frogapples.bsky.social

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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
PlayStation said no more discs? Oh such good news, I never need to buy another PlayStation product again, think of all the money I’ll save!
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Love how even when I don’t log on ever this app reminds me every time someone blocks me
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
There’s often a better way to say things than the way I say them
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Ellie Noctis 🏳️‍⚧️🩷🇦🇷 @ellienoctis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sadly, my mom passed away on sunday. I’m heartbroken, shocked and in pain not being able to process this situation. Pls, if u read this, help us, my mom deserves at least a decent funeral. I feel like a failure, I feel like I was not able to save her life. I’m so sorry mom. I’m really sorry
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I died briefly, down a hole of sorrows. Now I’m back again, but who knows for how long 🤷🏻‍♀️ also buttholes
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
piracy and cfw for everything now i guess
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
[eating a bunch of oreos before the dentist] Show this motherfucker
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
(seeing my buddies who are trying to trick me) hey guise
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Mark Kersten @markkersten.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Agreed entirely. The ICE "detention facilities" *are* concentration camps - literally facilities concentrating civilians deemed 'unwanted' and 'enemies' of the U.S. state, in violation of their basic human rights. The history of concentration camps is longer & more common than most people know.
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I really needed to see my therapist today, been waiting all week, and she cancelled the appointment an hour beforehand. I’m spiraling.
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I'm at the point in my life where starting a sentence with "I'll never forget..." is just a bald-faced lie
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璡/peri @onedayfour.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Blueberry buns cleaned up~
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 19/04/2026
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I reply to all of your skeets. I I just never hit post.
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
someday, we’ll stare off into the sunset and wistfully say, “remember how we used to goon?”
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I’m rate limit exceeded? You’re rate limit exceeded, this whole damn courtroom is rate limit exceeded!
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Gravy a song: With the lights out Yes it’s gravy Here we are now In the gravy I feel stupid Have some gravy Here we are now With our gravy Yeah
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Shower gel for men is so restrictive like "HEY DO YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE A WATERFALL OR STRAIGHT UP LIVE AMMUNITION THOSE ARE YOUR CHOICE DIPSHIT"
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Cloacachella, amirite
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Love when I have an episode in a very public setting surrounded by people who have no idea what’s going on.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/04/2026
I’ve seen stickman memes made with MS Paint that have resonated with my soul in ways that still reverberate today. Every AI meme I’ve ever seen, no matter how detailed & glossy, has killed me a tiny bit.
Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner explaining how great he is and also how fragile he is
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🎶 if you like piña cloacas
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
i don't know who you are. i don't know what you want. if you're looking for money, i can tell you i don't have any, but i also don't have any skills either. it sure would be nice to have skills. what was i talking about again? where are you going?
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hey siri why does my back hurt
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
one thing about me is that i’ll struggle to open a wrapper for five minutes before i use the scissors in front of me
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Depluralize a movie Snake on a Plane
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If you’re not buying taco fixins today for tomorrow, I don’t know what to tell you, fam.
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
the way the dr expects me to go to a clinic on my own to get blood drawn...like they think i will willingly make time in my day to get blood forcibly removed from my body? think again, bozo
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Wouldn’t it be funny if Texas is the reason
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Anya Taylor-Hellancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Why would anyone choose to go outside and be vertical when you could stay inside and be horizontal?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When your feelings are hurt that means the website is bad
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
DON'T COME IN HERE!!! I'm doing *astronaut training! * Vacuuming my butthole
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I put my shoes on today, so at least there’s that
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I slid into your DMs and left a bunch of fart emojis. Please respond.
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Let’s be goblins together
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
the best part about cooking is turning healthy food into unhealthy food
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
what the mental health/mindfulness movement has not yet solved is that some people are just assholes
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Party City? More like fardy shiddy heyoooo
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 15/03/2026
Home is great because it’s one of the few places you’re legally allowed to take off your pants
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
um his name was Frank SINatra he was obviously singing "Start Spreading the Nudes"
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for “hell”
Screenshot of a Twitter post
Jacob @dinkbalshin

OLIVE OIL MEETING
olive oil 1: i fck all the time
God: okay youll be regular olive oil. enjoy hell, u sinner
olive oil 2: ive never had sex
G: youll be virgin olive oil
olive oil 3: ive only tried anal
G: [turns back to olive oil 2] okay ur actually gonna be extra virgin
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 15/03/2026
sorry I apologized for apologizing
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 13/03/2026
how could you ever get “lost in the sauce”?like just start slurping
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
By my count we’re up to at least 17 stages of grief
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
been hyperfixating on new hobbies like some kind of weird little gremlin guy so much that i forgot about skeeting, i’m sorry friends
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Vonder Jenny🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
*drinks holy water just to feel something*
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I love the smell of bacon in the morning . . . and in the afternoon . . . and in the evening . . . and at midnight . . .
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