banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026PlayStation said no more discs? Oh such good news, I never need to buy another PlayStation product again, think of all the money I’ll save! 031
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Love how even when I don’t log on ever this app reminds me every time someone blocks me 030
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026There’s often a better way to say things than the way I say them 120
Reposted by banternn 🐢Ellie Noctis 🏳️⚧️🩷🇦🇷 @ellienoctis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Sadly, my mom passed away on sunday. I’m heartbroken, shocked and in pain not being able to process this situation. Pls, if u read this, help us, my mom deserves at least a decent funeral. I feel like a failure, I feel like I was not able to save her life. I’m so sorry mom. I’m really sorry 117393
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I died briefly, down a hole of sorrows. Now I’m back again, but who knows for how long 🤷🏻♀️ also buttholes 010
Reposted by banternn 🐢Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 29/04/2026[eating a bunch of oreos before the dentist] Show this motherfucker 06422
Reposted by banternn 🐢Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/04/2026(seeing my buddies who are trying to trick me) hey guise 36128
Reposted by banternn 🐢Mark Kersten @markkersten.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Agreed entirely. The ICE "detention facilities" *are* concentration camps - literally facilities concentrating civilians deemed 'unwanted' and 'enemies' of the U.S. state, in violation of their basic human rights. The history of concentration camps is longer & more common than most people know. 13917
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I really needed to see my therapist today, been waiting all week, and she cancelled the appointment an hour beforehand. I’m spiraling. 000
Reposted by banternn 🐢Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I'm at the point in my life where starting a sentence with "I'll never forget..." is just a bald-faced lie 03212
Reposted by banternn 🐢璡/peri @onedayfour.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Blueberry buns cleaned up~ 1850261852
Reposted by banternn 🐢Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 19/04/2026Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential? 295192395569
Reposted by banternn 🐢Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I reply to all of your skeets. I I just never hit post. 1174
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026someday, we’ll stare off into the sunset and wistfully say, “remember how we used to goon?” 021
Reposted by banternn 🐢Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I’m rate limit exceeded? You’re rate limit exceeded, this whole damn courtroom is rate limit exceeded! 3487
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Gravy a song: With the lights out Yes it’s gravy Here we are now In the gravy I feel stupid Have some gravy Here we are now With our gravy Yeah 120
Reposted by banternn 🐢🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Shower gel for men is so restrictive like "HEY DO YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE A WATERFALL OR STRAIGHT UP LIVE AMMUNITION THOSE ARE YOUR CHOICE DIPSHIT" 2117731
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Love when I have an episode in a very public setting surrounded by people who have no idea what’s going on. 000
Reposted by banternn 🐢Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/04/2026I’ve seen stickman memes made with MS Paint that have resonated with my soul in ways that still reverberate today. Every AI meme I’ve ever seen, no matter how detailed & glossy, has killed me a tiny bit. 8921170
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026i don't know who you are. i don't know what you want. if you're looking for money, i can tell you i don't have any, but i also don't have any skills either. it sure would be nice to have skills. what was i talking about again? where are you going? 021
Reposted by banternn 🐢amberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Hey siri why does my back hurt 1122
Reposted by banternn 🐢Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/04/2026one thing about me is that i’ll struggle to open a wrapper for five minutes before i use the scissors in front of me 612643
Reposted by banternn 🐢TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/04/2026If you’re not buying taco fixins today for tomorrow, I don’t know what to tell you, fam. 7568
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026the way the dr expects me to go to a clinic on my own to get blood drawn...like they think i will willingly make time in my day to get blood forcibly removed from my body? think again, bozo 010
Reposted by banternn 🐢Anya Taylor-Hellancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Why would anyone choose to go outside and be vertical when you could stay inside and be horizontal? 061
Reposted by banternn 🐢weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/04/2026When your feelings are hurt that means the website is bad 1654584
Reposted by banternn 🐢stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026DON'T COME IN HERE!!! I'm doing *astronaut training! * Vacuuming my butthole 0264
Reposted by banternn 🐢TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I slid into your DMs and left a bunch of fart emojis. Please respond. 9475
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026the best part about cooking is turning healthy food into unhealthy food 0169
Reposted by banternn 🐢Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 20/03/2026what the mental health/mindfulness movement has not yet solved is that some people are just assholes 0103
Reposted by banternn 🐢Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 15/03/2026Home is great because it’s one of the few places you’re legally allowed to take off your pants 6516
Reposted by banternn 🐢alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026um his name was Frank SINatra he was obviously singing "Start Spreading the Nudes" 8729
Reposted by banternn 🐢Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 15/03/2026sorry I apologized for apologizing 03816
Reposted by banternn 🐢slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 13/03/2026how could you ever get “lost in the sauce”?like just start slurping 34815
Reposted by banternn 🐢Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/03/2026By my count we’re up to at least 17 stages of grief 11397120
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026been hyperfixating on new hobbies like some kind of weird little gremlin guy so much that i forgot about skeeting, i’m sorry friends 000
Reposted by banternn 🐢Vonder Jenny🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 26/10/2025*drinks holy water just to feel something* 25924
Reposted by banternn 🐢Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I love the smell of bacon in the morning . . . and in the afternoon . . . and in the evening . . . and at midnight . . . 714676