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banternn 🐢

@banternn.bsky.social
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30s husbando BD/ADHD I love love and hate hate and fard fard and shid shid Views expressed here are jokes and should not be taken seriously. 💨: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixz… pfp: @frogapples.bsky.social

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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
PlayStation said no more discs? Oh such good news, I never need to buy another PlayStation product again, think of all the money I’ll save!
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Love how even when I don’t log on ever this app reminds me every time someone blocks me
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s like you saved money
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Th…there’s a club? Is there a signup fee or anything? Because I’m broke. Hope I don’t get hazed too hard 😩
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
There’s often a better way to say things than the way I say them
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Ellie Noctis 🏳️‍⚧️🩷🇦🇷 @ellienoctis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sadly, my mom passed away on sunday. I’m heartbroken, shocked and in pain not being able to process this situation. Pls, if u read this, help us, my mom deserves at least a decent funeral. I feel like a failure, I feel like I was not able to save her life. I’m so sorry mom. I’m really sorry
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I died briefly, down a hole of sorrows. Now I’m back again, but who knows for how long 🤷🏻‍♀️ also buttholes
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
piracy and cfw for everything now i guess
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
[eating a bunch of oreos before the dentist] Show this motherfucker
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
fuck that looks so good
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
(seeing my buddies who are trying to trick me) hey guise
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Mark Kersten @markkersten.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Agreed entirely. The ICE "detention facilities" *are* concentration camps - literally facilities concentrating civilians deemed 'unwanted' and 'enemies' of the U.S. state, in violation of their basic human rights. The history of concentration camps is longer & more common than most people know.
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I wholeheartedly agree
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I really needed to see my therapist today, been waiting all week, and she cancelled the appointment an hour beforehand. I’m spiraling.
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I'm at the point in my life where starting a sentence with "I'll never forget..." is just a bald-faced lie
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璡/peri @onedayfour.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Blueberry buns cleaned up~
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 19/04/2026
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I reply to all of your skeets. I I just never hit post.
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
You’re not wrong
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
my heart exploded
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
youtu.be
Danny Byrd (feat. Brookes Brothers) - Gold Rush
YouTube video by Hospital Records
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
someday, we’ll stare off into the sunset and wistfully say, “remember how we used to goon?”
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I tried to answer but haven’t been able to get through YES pile twins for sure 😂😭
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I’m rate limit exceeded? You’re rate limit exceeded, this whole damn courtroom is rate limit exceeded!
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You mean to tell me I’m not the only one with a pile of clothes by the washer???
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Fuck yea
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The world may never know
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have rinsed off a hot dog I dipped to eat lol. It’s kinda funny bc I feel like so many people operate the same way but for some reason the idea of being served 5-second rule food is absolutely disgusting.
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Gravy a song: With the lights out Yes it’s gravy Here we are now In the gravy I feel stupid Have some gravy Here we are now With our gravy Yeah
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Shower gel for men is so restrictive like "HEY DO YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE A WATERFALL OR STRAIGHT UP LIVE AMMUNITION THOSE ARE YOUR CHOICE DIPSHIT"
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ribbons are so cute
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Cloacachella, amirite
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Love when I have an episode in a very public setting surrounded by people who have no idea what’s going on.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/04/2026
I’ve seen stickman memes made with MS Paint that have resonated with my soul in ways that still reverberate today. Every AI meme I’ve ever seen, no matter how detailed & glossy, has killed me a tiny bit.
Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner explaining how great he is and also how fragile he is
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Found out I was diabetic recently and have been having to learn portion control because I have to lose a bunch of weight. I only know how to cook for 4 even though it’s just my wife and me. We have leftovers for days now. I get it 💜
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🎶 if you like piña cloacas
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hasan can be a bit much, but I don't mind him...there are far worse people espousing far worse ideologies. The Hasan/Asmon portion of the latest MeatCanyon video was pretty funny though 😂
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
i don't know who you are. i don't know what you want. if you're looking for money, i can tell you i don't have any, but i also don't have any skills either. it sure would be nice to have skills. what was i talking about again? where are you going?
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hey siri why does my back hurt
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
one thing about me is that i’ll struggle to open a wrapper for five minutes before i use the scissors in front of me
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Depluralize a movie Snake on a Plane
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
well, not like you'd think - without meaning to, i made my other leg more dominant/leaned on it more, and as a result the leg with the hardware has been the weaker one over the years. but if you actually do PT and don't be a dumb teenager like i was, you hopefully won't have to worry about that lol
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i just found out - fuck that sucks! have hardware in my ankle from a bad break before, worst pain of my life. hope the painkillers have treated you as well as foot guy is promising to 😂
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
the port was blocked, 100% packet loss
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If you’re not buying taco fixins today for tomorrow, I don’t know what to tell you, fam.
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
the way the dr expects me to go to a clinic on my own to get blood drawn...like they think i will willingly make time in my day to get blood forcibly removed from my body? think again, bozo
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banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
hyprland sucks anyways
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