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carmine leguzio

@baldo.bsky.social
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taika waititi takes an already funny script and is riffing on a level that is freakin sublime

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carmine leguzio @baldo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bold thing for someone who absolutely deserves death to say
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i’ll be saying “tiffany you have raging boners too” for years from this day forward to zero effect but idc
Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong 
wild that dudes just wake up with raging boners.

reply from Bryan Johnson O @bryan_johnson

Tiffany you have raging boners too.
Women experience clitoral tumescence during REM sleep, often referred to as the "morning bean”
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's called the locomotive. And we're gonna drive it right through your god damn bedroom.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 09/10/2026
Launching an insane website calling attention to irregularities in his birth certificate that strongly suggest that Zohran Mamdani was born in Dayton, Ohio
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
joe biden LOATHED the genocide he participated in
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying to find this sleeveless shirt worn by one of the bullies in She's All That
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fucking asshole
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cornell is 💯 going to end up paying through the nose for this. I hope Jane Doe burns the institution to the ground. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n...
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Statement Written by Police in Cornell Assault Case Omitted Her Claim She Was Raped (Gift Article)
Documents obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
Regrettably, I Find That I Must Reject the Left www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/regrettably-i-i-170717499/
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in high school my English teacher would put an inspirational quote on the board every day and once she wrote “‘every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.’ - unknown”
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It literally caused lynchings appext.hks.harvard.edu/publications... (Paper by Desmond Ang, ended up in the American Economic Review)
The Birth of a Nation: Media and Racial Hate
Desmond Ang*
July 22, 2022
Abstract
This paper documents the impact of popular media on racial hate by examining the first American blockbuster: 1915's The Birth of a Nation, a fictional portrayal of the KKK's founding rife with racist stereotypes. Exploiting the film's five-year "roadshow" I find a sharp spike in lynchings and race riots coinciding with its arrival in a county.
Instrumenting for roadshow destinations using the location of theaters prior to the movie's release, I show that the film significantly increased local Klan support in the 1920s. Roadshow counties continue to experience higher rates of hate crimes and hate groups a century later.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We can't get a third bush term but we can replace it in the aggregate
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New: Macklemore will donate entire $1M of his earnings from Ed Sheeran's tour to six orgs helping Palestinians — and invites Robert Kraft to match him. Says he wants to center Palestinians being killed + journalists & aid workers who keep going. "Their risk is of a far different order than mine."
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
That is what this has always been about. Not me. Not a tour. Not the headlines or the controversy. It is about Palestinians right to freedom, dignity and safety in their own homeland. I want to center the parents carrying their children into hospitals without the basic resources to treat them, and the physicians, paramedics, journalists and aid workers who keep going back in. I want to center the organizers and activists who have paid real costs for standing with Palestine. Their risk is of a far different order than mine.
Just yesterday, 15 year old Muhammad al Zinati was killed in an Israeli strike while rushing to help aid worker Sherif Lubbad, who had already been injured. He was a child. Both were murdered. Both should be alive. And the ones still under the rubble, whose names exist only in the memories of people who may not have survived to speak them. Writing a check is one of the least costly forms of solidarity available to me. I am doing it because I can, and because these organizations are doing the work while much of the world debates it.
But aid alone cannot address the conditions that make it necessary. This is a manmade injustice, and I believe it requires immediate political change. Palestinians have lived for decades without basic rights and should not have to wait another day to be free. That is where my focus will remain. I will …
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It can only good happen
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/08/2025
Sydney's Weeney? Blonde's Tits a Hit in Slim Jeans Fit, but Anonymous Source Says Anti-Woke Was Born a Bloke new york post you can have this headline for only $10,000
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tweet from ball is strife (@officerpatriot):

It’s so funny that there’s a franchise that has a movie called “quantum of solace” and another one called “octopussy”
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's so easy
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
okay but does he denounce hasan piker and the phrase globalize the intifada
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The fact that this has reversed is a huge cultural victory for Catholicism over Protestantism.
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 04/09/2026
thought of a good name for a white girl. Rachel Hatred
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
More Palestinians have been killed (1,300) since the so-called ceasefire began in Gaza on 10th October 2025 than Israelis were killed on 7th October 2023 - including ten times as many children (300!) as were killed on 10/7. This is what a 'ceasefire' looks like for Palestinians.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
governing is bad, this country is a hell hole, i expressly hate about half of the people in it and quietly hate almost all the rest, the one valid job of government is shooting americans and everyone else too. vote for me. but also you're not allowed to vote
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carmine leguzio @baldo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I took a which girls character are you quiz and got marnie. no one has suffered as i have suffered
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
2028? 🤞🤞🤞
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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The world's tallest man is actually the Burj Khalifa
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/08/2026
I say let the big guy eat!!!
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The leader’s favored concubine has taken the reins of the national security apparatus
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
as a democrat, it makes me sick to see american citizens killed by ICE without their families getting some kind of end of year tax credit to allay their suffering
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How did civil rights activists repeatedly humiliate the Klan? Not by fighting Klan propaganda on terms the Klan wanted, but by using every opportunity to let ppl see Klansmen for the cretinous thugs they were.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
(pointing at Dobby while teaching my toddler words) Slave. Slaaavvveee
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i would bet money he used ai to make this
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
Unironically yes, the entire image of the Senate as a site of comity stems from decades of a tacit agreement on white supremacy. It’s why Joe Biden loved Strom Thurmond.
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Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Germany: we have learned our lesson, we will never do it again, we will create an entire culture of memory about this Also Germany: have you heard about the sinister religious minority among us that intends to subvert our civilization through communism
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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It really never stops burning me to hear this kind of shit. We come to this country, we buy its narratives, we believe in the system, we contribute so much to society (Sayed is a fucking doctor and Rhodes scholar) - and these inbred bigots have the audacity to say things like this publicly.
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