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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy

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it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels IT/ITS 25

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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 18/09/2026
did not expect to have to do this again so soon but a couple (no-interest..) car maintenance bills i kicked the can down the road for hit while i was asleep and i would deeply appreciate help exiting overdraft-hell for fuel to doordash all day lol venmo/cashapp is @/$d0gg3aux <3
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 15/09/2026
does anybody (esp people with joint hyper mobility) know what it's called when it feels like some kind of muscle/connective tissue slips within your knee after rapidly ascending a flight of stairs and makes bending it hurt & how i might remedy this without having to wait a day for it to self-correct
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 15/09/2026
screwed a cookie to the tabel
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 04/09/2026
forgot to let you all know about me taking shrooms and trying on a bra for the first time a cupple weeks ago
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 04/09/2026
thought of a good name for a white girl. Rachel Hatred
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 30/07/2026
i made it to minnesota :DDDDD
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 26/07/2026
raccoons are very fun animals
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
First of all, I am way more familiar with AOC than you🙄🤦‍♀️ Second of all, You are a 45 follower clown. 🤡 IDK maybe not tell a 26,500 large account how to skeet 🤔🤷‍♂️
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 26/07/2026
if you look at a chart of all my scrobbles you can very clearly see the point at which i lost my last job and the creeping insomnia which preceded it. on the bright side, you can also see a very excruciatingly slow process of sleep schedule regularization taking form
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 23/07/2026
every time i saw signs for Gina Swoboda in arizona i thought to myself how much it must suck to be her. imagine running for a political position in america with a last name that literally means FREEDOM but you have basically NO way of beneficially incorporating that into your branding
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 21/07/2026
environmental storytelling in this gas station bathroom. not even remotely sure what story is being told exactly, but i'm sure it's something
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 19/07/2026
i see a little silhouetto of a rabbit scaramouche scaramouche will you feed him a carrot
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 15/07/2026
imagining a guy who wants to be a good trans ally but hasnt really got it all down so any time someone mentions themselves as trans he puts a reassuring hand on their shoulder and says “well *i* think you’re a real woman :)” fully irrespective of the subject’s identity
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 15/07/2026
go to raccoon․com to receive all of the latest&most trustworthy news and information about our world
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 15/07/2026
terrorism police, arrest this foid
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 11/07/2026
you might get baked and to of pie on the magic school bus
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 11/07/2026
didnt get the memo huh
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 10/07/2026
thought of a new white guy name. Jeff Amphetamine
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 09/07/2026
if hideo kojima had written exodus then the pharaoh would have been named Harden Hartman
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 09/07/2026
a dude with a license plate which concerningly resembles "CSA ILY" just cut in front of me mid-order in the in n out line and refused to reverse so the employee had to acquiesce and serve him first and start my order again 5 minutes later
it's a big stupid pickup truck (employee seen taking his order to the side) whose license plate reads "C5A 7LY"
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 07/07/2026
i posted this on twitter and they are cooking my damn ass. no one seems to recognize that i feel the box to be significantly cooler than what is actually inside it
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Lake Havasu 4th of July Boat Crash
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 05/07/2026
everybody likes raccoons
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 05/07/2026
Is there an animal who is better than the raccoon? not really
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 05/07/2026
i hate to admit it, i truly do, but i cannot help noticing that everything in the world only started really going to shit when they stopped making Punk Goes Pop albums
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 05/07/2026
whose idea was making Sonic Drive Thru's slogan "This Is How We Sonic". that just makes me think of The Hollow Men. is that what sonic corporation of america wants to be associated with
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 05/07/2026
i really dont mean to alarm you all but based on what i am hearing it seems like an america is blowing up to smitherenes tonight
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 04/07/2026
raccoon president. raccoon chancellor. raccoon proconsul
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 04/07/2026
international raccoon day, the world's most favorite holiday of today
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 04/07/2026
my drugs have been chaotically spread out across disparate locations within my living spaces for three years now and it has resulted in many stressful or tragic (eg. valuable ones disappearing without a trace) situations. i've always wanted a Doctor Suitcase for this. dream accomplished
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 01/07/2026
raccoon steppe horde
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 01/07/2026
i like when you're in costco after business hours end and they dim the lights by 40%. it occurs to me that i would enjoy shopping anywhere much more if they made it more grotto-like
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 28/06/2026
the owner of my bar just showed me this “report” he wrote for sunday school when he was a kid. i am fucking crying
stephan M. Viggin mary
Virgin Mary was very pretty.
She said she made a bab without a boy perenis. A mom need a boy peenis and a girl peenis to make a baby. A girl peenis looks very ditterant a boys. So she world know, She was not telling truth. Boys bellive preity girls. Vigin Mary was very pretty.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 29/06/2026
white people love to be named "george heggle"
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 28/06/2026
remembering getting 5150ed & i was supposed to get sent somewhere called John George but was left waiting in the ER 13hours bc JGPH wouldnt respond to *any* message. was allowed my phone so i started checking reviews; nestled amongst innumerable horror stories, found a rather amusingly phoned-in gem
Google Maps review written by a so-called Peter J, 4 stars: "It isn't the Hilton but it's as good or bad as you make it. I, like everyone, wound up there for a good reason. I found being honest and respectful to the staff and patients alike to be quite helpful. I expected my stay to be much worse that it was. They feed you pretty good, you can watch movies too. Honestly, if I was experiencing a mental health crisis again, I wouldn't hesitate to admit my self. The people that complain are too privileged to realize it's not that bad in the scheme of things.
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 26/06/2026
(note: i already got the money & things are fine now) i think getting my car stuck in the irrigation canal might have actually fucked this guy's field up. i think i opened up a channel that started flooding his field and had turned part of it into a small marsh by the time i left #FuckFarmers
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/06/2026
i love olivia reingold so much. she's a top contender for dumbest "journalist" in the entirety of human history
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 25/06/2026
can someone send a rather urgent $150(@/$d0gg3aux) i was trying to turn around on a farm road but got stuck in mud canal&after 1hr i dislodged only to drive into another pit and when i got out to clean wheels the door autolocked (NEVER done this before) w keys inside. im getting mauled by mosquitoes
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 25/06/2026
i'm Wolf Lizard
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 25/06/2026
>Be me >Be asian >Be Asian >Be Asian >Be Asian >Be Asian >Be Asian >Be Asian >Be Asian >
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 24/06/2026
what is your favorite animal? that's right. it's the raccoon. i knew it
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 23/06/2026
Wife and I are going through "Transsexual Empire" again and rediscovering some things I forgot: - Around page 131 she compared HRT to heroin while citing, of all people, Jesse Jackson (on the effect of drugs on marginalised people) - On page 136 she speculates about the CIA having forcefem sites
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Mary Gillis @handle.invalid · 22/06/2026
This sentence is a horrifying rollercoaster.
theguardian.com
Concerns over therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK’s largest children’s prison
Prison officers’ union calls for immediate end to practice at HMYOI Wetherby over fears for child and animal welfare
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 20/06/2026
updated GFM post-recent circumstances! after getting rugpulled by my mom we're broke & urgently need help with AZ>MN move costs&initial homelessness til we can get work+residency+self-sustainability. sharing/any help massively appreciated<3 venmo/cashapp:@/$d0gg3aux www.gofundme.com/f/help-augus...
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Donate to Help August and Ryley move to MN (and brief(?) homelessness), organized by august boyzantium
My girlfriend Ryley and I (August) are trans youths currently… august boyzantium needs your support for Help August and Ryley move to MN (and brief(?) homelessness)
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Hot women in your area HAVE DIED 🪦🪦🪦 Press X to help them get to Hot Heaven 🌹💋🪽 Hot Heaven? What does that sound like? 🔥😈👹 Whoopsie! Good luck up there with all the uggos and God, you huge bitch
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 20/06/2026
updated GFM post-recent circumstances! after getting rugpulled by my mom we're broke & urgently need help with AZ>MN move costs&initial homelessness til we can get work+residency+self-sustainability. sharing/any help massively appreciated<3 venmo/cashapp:@/$d0gg3aux www.gofundme.com/f/help-augus...
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Donate to Help August and Ryley move to MN (and brief(?) homelessness), organized by august boyzantium
My girlfriend Ryley and I (August) are trans youths currently… august boyzantium needs your support for Help August and Ryley move to MN (and brief(?) homelessness)
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 20/06/2026
as far as i can tell the trauma involved was "during the day that they were renting the raccoon, the studio hid food inside a model's bra so the raccoon would grab at it and when the raccoon was returned it kept grabbing at other women's bras and being confused/disappointed to find no food"
text from a BBC news story: "A Moscow zoo is suing a video studio that hired one of its raccoons and made what the zoo calls an 'erotic' video.

The petting zoo - where children can feed and interact with animals - sometimes rents animals to filmmakers.

Spokesman Viktor Kiryukhin told the BBC the raccoon - Thomas - returned from the studio traumatised. 'We noticed he was attracted to women's breasts.'"
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