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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead

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I do jobs too boring for computers. Paint a little, write a little, take photos sometimes, autistic all the time. Not affiliated with statue twitter.

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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 18h
I played so much UN Squadron as a kid youtu.be/FACHloPoBck?...
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Manchester by the Groot-Suicide scene
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Its not important but why is this screenshot canted lol
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine if this is was the best photo of yourself you could summon.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She represents one of the largest urban areas in the state but perpetually larps that actually she's only representing a bunch of rounding error towns in the district while also being detectable to everyone but centrist wonks.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Baron Harkonnen:
Obi Wan of course I know him hes me.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He manages to fuse creepy AND wet, because every photo of him looks like he's drenched. Like, this is his wiki photo!
HOW IS HE SO WET.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Getting way to into the weeds discussing Klingons]: Getting sucked under in a grain silo, warrior death. Hit in the face by a tire during a Nascar race, dishonorable death. Klingons would vaccinate to train their bodies for the battle within.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[Hall of the Mountain king begins playing quietly before then slowly rising in volume]
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whenever the Board starts calling me a piece of shit from inside my chest cavity:
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matt Rhule in a Metal Gear comms scene
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The back side panel on the fractal torrent being a window will keep you so fucking honest on your wiring.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sending an FBC team to try to get Alan to take his hand off the Lathe.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dylan Faden reading Ursula K Le Guin: Wait, hold on a second, this is sounding familiar.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Henry Hill pulling out to see cops
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hillary Clinton was nothing compared to the power of Susan Sarandon, the sole person that picks the president every four years.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would give anything to be seated next to him as he crashes out in the theater.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Used store bought sauce for the first time in a decade and uh..
Hillary reacting to this
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't think they had any in Iowa in the 80s but he probably had lots of people taking him to local American Chinese equivalents
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hank of America
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Allen Wake has been treating the FBC personnel like Voyager treated shuttlecraft.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The default outfit reveals the FBC has created a hazard pictogram for Parautilitarian.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Book marking this to come back to in 9 years
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I remember that they got a bunch of shit they wanted by simply mocking up headlines praising him for supporting what they wanted from him.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Moving to the town from Footloose and blowing up city hall at the end of the movie when Kevin Bacon wins everyone over.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I keep up with new music but this is a precise blind spot for me in the same way that I can't name 3 Taylor Swift songs to save my life.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My first thought was "Likely thing to happen" @playbypost.bsky.social but then I realized you probably know every single song in some kind of musical SERE training
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Driving into pedestrians is the weaponization of isekai
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blaming twitter when there are people lining up on here to tell you that we must both owe democrats eternal fealty while also arguing for us to accept anti-trans policies and be prepared to just accept limitations on our rights.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Buying a company's most expensive cheese ($2.50 per ounce) to own the libs (the company I am buying cheese from)
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's using national security as a talisman to try to get vanity monuments built, and those are the two things that basically any building can be used for. They wouldn't be remotely good as sniper nests or droneports, and thats not how you would illegally hold onto power anyway.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/hteniPFMfek?...
youtu.be
Jeremiah Sand - Amulet Of The Weeping Maze - Lyric Video (Official Video)
YouTube video by Lakeshore Records
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the kind of shit you used to have to do.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Garfield wonder who thats for
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Amazon is trying to activate my programming.
Inspired by your Lists: A Knife
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As foretold
David Brin's The Postman
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well this explains why my test supplies got denied.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I recommend people watch the Criterion channels collection of Chinese movies because they really bust up a lot of people's mental images of China regardless of political affiliation. www.criterionchannel.com/chinese-crim...
Dying to survive.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oops, attacked the sacred cow.
A post with "Was Jimmy Carter a "Great Man" when he released twenty thousand South Korean troops to brutalize the people of Gwangju in the name of a fascist military dictatorship?" and a Screencap of Eric Andre in reply to an account that has blocked me.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Simpsons is the too obvious answer but Human Target got retooled in its second season which shows you that a bunch of those fox one season shows were probably better dead.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As an aside, when the 300 comic and later movie came out, people kept fluffing Gates of Fire which is I would say, substantially worse because it doesn't even have a style but is a bunch of anachronistic bullshit.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore should be the easiest guy in the world to counter but all the actual antisemitic stuff he did is small potatoes compared to all the stuff right wingers got passes for.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got instantly blocked for making fun of George Broussard for wasting years of development timr on random bullshit after he tried promoting crunch
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Illusion of free choice meme with Joel Robinson and Ryland Grace
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I remember in 2008 it hit over $4.10 a gallon there, because I got laid off right after filling up my tank and I felt like the biggest asshole in the world.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
SAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah Bananas took to the field prior to Friday’s game to commemorate the 25th anniversar...
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see the Stancil Set are Glinner Posting now.
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Completely a-historical.
Flaming police carsNo apologies poster
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[Duran Duran's Invisible begins playing]
Zoom in on picture showing two Ches
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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remember that Jackyl made an even dumber and angrier song that very quickly died out for not being as universal. (Also it was quite bad) youtu.be/ul6Ir9d4mWc?...
youtu.be
Open Invitation
YouTube video by netta2630
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