Reposted by Ruth BerryLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 05/12/2025On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake... 201445110
Reposted by Ruth BerryRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 06/11/2025What a sociopath does when another human being collapses in the room and so rudely interrupts his gloating: 37367103
Reposted by Ruth Berrybleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 13/10/2025If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies. 1504235934816
Reposted by Ruth BerryJeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 10/10/2025When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom 18644110
Reposted by Ruth BerrySilkabelli (cittadina UE 🇪🇺) @silkabelli.eurosky.social · 16/09/2025Queen 156108844489
Reposted by Ruth Berrycaitlin rose BOO!yle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 31/08/2025my favorite color, Dark Gary 554484
Reposted by Ruth BerryClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I know I can't have kids because I'll hear anecdotes from parents being like "My five year old started screaming because I gave him mac and cheese when he wanted cheese and mac, haha" and instead of laughing I truly believe I would punt the toddler across the room 4859033
Reposted by Ruth Berrymaking art @marigoldmagic.bsky.social · 30/08/2025i am allergic to bananas and i also don't want this at the grocery store 71674199
Reposted by Ruth BerryMinnie Rahman @minnierahman.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I have proposed before that smol boys of age 7-12 should be consulted on the correct insults to use. They know exactly how to hit where it hurts. Once their term is over, we hand over to the teenage girls age 12-15 for pure violence. 541574
Reposted by Ruth BerryClayton Hove @adtothebone.bsky.social · 26/08/2025With no posted detour, foot traffic quickly backed up for several miles. Slowly, the night crept in. A child cried as the coyotes began to yip from all around, closer and closer. 5766
Reposted by Ruth BerryOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Nationalism is by default unimaginative and paradoxically every example of it is broadly similar to other examples everywhere else in the world. It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live. 1693045690
Reposted by Ruth BerryKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 16/08/2025After some consideration, the most spectacularly inept villains in fictional history are the Decepticons. They transform into into guns and fighter jets. They fight people who transform into the space-equivalent of VW Beetles. They have been unsuccessfully waging this war for FIVE MILLION YEARS. 41960136
Reposted by Ruth BerryGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary 12475001971
Reposted by Ruth BerryVery British Problems @soverybritish.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Start work slightly early: Nobody notices. Finish work slightly early: “Part timer are you?” 945746
Ruth Berry @backrowseat.bsky.social · 25/07/2025It really is fantastic! Cast, fantastic 🔥 Story, fantastic 🚀 Aesthetic, fantastic 4️⃣ Herbie, fantastic 🤖 #FantasticFour is a great start to hopefully a new a new chapter for Marvelmedia.tenor.coma poster for the fantastic 4 first stepsALT: a poster for the fantastic 4 first steps 020
Reposted by Ruth BerryBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 21/07/2025"The pandemic saw the biggest sacrifice from one generation for another, since the war. Then we said to children: off you go to navigate the [mental health fallout] on your own." An MP with empathy? IT'LL NEVER CATCH ON! Seriously, well done @chrismurraymp.bsky.social. A touching contribution. ~AA 1941087
Reposted by Ruth BerryLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 17/07/2025When I search my feelings 131033180
Reposted by Ruth BerryCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Sunday afternoons? In this economy? 1327915
Ruth Berry @backrowseat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025So #Superman is fabulous @JamesGunn !! Early comic book vibe 🤓, love that #LexLuthor was the villain...perfectly played by Nicholas Hault & enjoyed every time Krypto was on screen 🐕🦺media.tenor.coma blurred image of a dog and the word keplerALT: a blurred image of a dog and the word kepler 020
Reposted by Ruth BerryBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 11/07/2025🇫🇷 President Macron: "But I have to say the European Union was stronger with you and you were stronger with the European Union." 18769190
Reposted by Ruth Berryamerica.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 08/07/2025If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄 12157592543
Reposted by Ruth BerryMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 07/07/2025'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.' 227107443091
Reposted by Ruth BerryBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 04/07/202599.9% of Amity had a great time at the beach that day! Plus Alex Kintner was a bully to his classmates. Good riddance. 1032831
Reposted by Ruth BerryWarren Oates @warrenoates1.bsky.social · 04/07/2025One year ago today, on 4th July, we went to the polls. We ended the disaster that 14 years of Tory rule had brought on us. Steadily, things are improving. You don't have to like EVERYTHING the Labour government does, but they are doing SO MUCH to improve our country. And I am grateful for that! 43485113
Reposted by Ruth BerryDawn Butler MP @dawnbutlerbrent.bsky.social · 02/07/202597 years ago today, women finally won equal voting rights. The Dearsley Window, tucked away in Parliament, honours the suffragettes and the fight they led. Their struggle changed history but the fight for equality isn’t over 37122
Reposted by Ruth BerryUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/07/2025“Who’s at the door?” “Bee.” “Fine, who be at the door?” 271144691496
Reposted by Ruth BerryJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 30/06/2025They should keep making parks full of real dinosaurs because eventually the dinosaurs won't end up eating everyone and the investors will be very happy. They probably just need to make 8 more parks. 327149
Reposted by Ruth BerryOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/06/2025the older I get and the hotter the days become, the more I understand why there are so many paintings of reclining nude people 131731301
Reposted by Ruth BerryMr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 26/06/2025The name’s worm. Sandworm. 5295
Reposted by Ruth BerryBeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 24/06/2025What the vending machine sees when the Nik Naks at C7 get stuck 418625
Reposted by Ruth BerrySchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Trump going on and on about his great peace deal as the bombs keep flying may be Dr Strangelove levels of absurdity. 21689102
Reposted by Ruth BerryMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 22/06/2025ad: hot girls are in your area! [calls a hot girl] hot girl: hot isn't it. very muggy. we could do with a bit of rain really. it's going to be like this all week apparently 833350
Reposted by Ruth BerryThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 22/06/2025It’s a good thing I’m not alive to see this. 6852
Reposted by Ruth BerryHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 20/06/2025Happy Birthday Bruce, 50 years of chomping Amity Island. #Jaws50 829952
Reposted by Ruth BerryRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Blah blah blah, but if you look at blah blah blah in many cases, which some people might say is blah blah, but uh, we're looking at blah blah very strongly. 101099
Reposted by Ruth BerryMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 16/06/2025The fact that Head and Shoulders has not made a bodywash called Knees and Toes, really bothers me. 581128149
Reposted by Ruth BerryWarren Oates @warrenoates1.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Seriously, people, read beyond the bloody headlines. Read beyond the opening paragraphs where the media present what they want you to believe. Instead, look at the full words which the government says. You will find something very different is being said than what you're getting outraged over. 1225862
Reposted by Ruth BerryThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 12/06/20252025’s official slogan is “It Gets Worse.” 24827110
Reposted by Ruth Berryjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I'm not setting up a tripwire around my camp site to catch the Predator. Just kill me 2694865
Ruth Berry @backrowseat.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Predator: Killer of Killers is fantastic 👏🏻 Here's hoping for more...you can never have too much Predator content !!!!media.tenor.coma tree with water coming out of itALT: a tree with water coming out of it 020