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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 19h
A green, a white and an orange shark walk into a Kneecap gig.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 19h
A green, a white and an orange shark walk into a Kneecap gig.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026
All the atoms in your body were once part of a star. You’re literally made of stardust!
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026
All the atoms in your body were once part of a star. You’re literally made of stardust!
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026
Are You Ticklish?
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026
On Nov 8th, I’ll be appearing at the Dublin Book Festival. If you’ve got kids and are near Dublin, bring them along. It’ll be fun. I’ll also be signing books after and you can meet Barry the Shark in person. You might even get to Boop his Snoot.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026
Are You Ticklish?
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026
Does this guy own any other jackets? You'd think with all his money, he would. He's like that guy at college who's whole personality is the one distinctive item of clothing he wears all the time.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 27/09/2026
We had a plumber here yesterday. I couldn’t find my hairbrush in the bathroom this morning and for one second I thought he might have stolen it to try and clone me. To work as a slave in his plumbing mine. It was on the bedroom floor.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 27/09/2026
Well deserved. It’s required viewing every week along with @mattbevan.bsky.social on If You’re Listening on Australia’s ABC.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 25/09/2026
So far today I've heard Danny Tommo described as Captain Thugwash, Vasco da Gammon and Sir Walter Wally. Well played Internet.
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 24/09/2026
Swordfish Sometimes Intentionally Stab Sharks In The Head With Their Swords.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 24/09/2026
Swordfish Sometimes Intentionally Stab Sharks In The Head With Their Swords.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 23/09/2026
I still think this is the best gag I’ve ever done in a comic but it depends on knowing two niche references. Most people won’t get it. My favourite type of gag.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 23/09/2026
I still think this is the best gag I’ve ever done in a comic but it depends on knowing two niche references. Most people won’t get it. My favourite type of gag.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 23/09/2026
I see someone called 'Angry Anderson' died. A much punchier nickname than mine. 'Quietly Seething Talbot'.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 23/09/2026
Hi. We've got a children's book available in book shops (and places like Amazon). It's called The World According To Sharks. We worked really hard on it and people seem to like it.
If you've got kids or know a kid that might like it, it'd make a great Christmas present. Plus if we sell more we might actually get to make another book.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 22/09/2026
Shark Speed Dating.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026
For Americans saying, “What do you expect us to do?”. This. This is what the world expects from you. Except A LOT MORE of you. Looking at the video it’s obvious to see that it’s mostly people from immigrant backgrounds protesting. Immigrants doing all the hard work again.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026
Great white sharks have two blind spots: one directly behind the head and the other in front of the snout.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026
Great white sharks have two blind spots: one directly behind the head and the other in front of the snout.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026
For Americans saying, “What do you expect us to do?”. This. This is what the world expects from you. Except A LOT MORE of you. Looking at the video it’s obvious to see that it’s mostly people from immigrant backgrounds protesting. Immigrants doing all the hard work again.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 20/09/2026
Donald Trump says planned arch would be military complex for drones and snipers news.sky.com/share/13590119 Just waiting for Americans to actually do anything about this. Anything at all. I’m sure they will. Any day now…right after another episode of Real Housewives of whateverthefuck.
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Donald Trump says planned arch would be military complex for drones and snipers
The US president said he had agreed to the move following a "strong request" from the military and also cited national security concerns.
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Mr Psmith 🇨🇦 @mrpsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In 5 decades of book hoarding, I have purchased 3 copies of “The World According to Sharks” (1 for me and 2 for my teen/young adult niblings) and 0 Walliams. Think I made the right call.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 19/09/2026
When our book was being pitched to publishers, I had a lot of self-doubt. My mum said to me, "David Walliams sells loads of books. If that creepy fuckin shitehawk can get published, so can Our book, "The World According to Sharks" is in bookshops now. Unlike David's.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 19/09/2026
When our book was being pitched to publishers, I had a lot of self-doubt. My mum said to me, "David Walliams sells loads of books. If that creepy fuckin shitehawk can get published, so can Our book, "The World According to Sharks" is in bookshops now. Unlike David's.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 18/09/2026
The difference between the Irish and the British is that Ireland is boycotting the Eurovison song contest again due to the inclusion of Israel. In the UK, MPs are meeting to discuss why it keeps doing so badly in the competition.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 18/09/2026
Blind Date. (And yes, we already know they’re lesbian Anglerfish).
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 17/09/2026
Baby Shark…But For Non-Nuclear Families (No 1).
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 17/09/2026
2027 Calendars are here. thelifeofsharks.com
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 17/09/2026
My wife fancies Mark Carney more than she fancies me. And I’m absolutely fine with that.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 17/09/2026
Says man who thinks this look is cool.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 16/09/2026
Line-Up.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 16/09/2026
This id huge news. Let’s hope it’s just the start. EU offers Canada chance to become first 'associate member' in wake of Trump's trade war news.sky.com/share/13585798
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EU offers Canada chance to become first 'associate member' in wake of Trump's trade war
The European Union wants Canada to become the block's first 'associate member', as the country's trade war with Donald Trump escalates.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 16/09/2026
Just to say I’ve pulled out of my support slot with Ed Sheeran on his tour. Ok…that’s a lie. I was never supporting Ed Sheeran. It’s just that so many other people were saying it, I felt left out.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 15/09/2026
Everything is political. Saying you don’t “do politics” or you “don’t take sides” is a political decision.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 15/09/2026
In 2019, a species of prehistoric shark was named Galagadon because its teeth looked like the spaceships in an 80s arcade game.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 13/09/2026
Dog’s Worst Friend. If you’d like to see a new one of these every Sunday, join our Patreon.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 14/09/2026
If Ed Sheeran was to meet a Galway Girl now, she’d punch him in his fucking face.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 14/09/2026
All this talk of Oasis is making me nostalgic for a time when nobody was talking about Oasis.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 13/09/2026
Dog’s Worst Friend. If you’d like to see a new one of these every Sunday, join our Patreon.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 13/09/2026
My new favourite type of shit-take is Americans seeing other countries protesting against Trump and saying they can’t because it’d mean taking time off work or risking their health insurance. Pathetic.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 12/09/2026
The DUP are having an absolute MELTDOWN over Trump’s United Ireland comments. Their fascist Daddy has turned on them. He turns on everyone eventually.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 12/09/2026
Hoping someone at the Irish Open Golf offers to bring Trump fishing on a boat in Sligo.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 12/09/2026
Donald Trump. What a fuckin gowl. #speirgorm
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TheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Simple, really. Saturday. Good morning.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 11/09/2026
I was printing today. T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, mugs, books, calendars etc are all available from our store. thelifeofsharks.com
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 11/09/2026
It’s September 11th. So today I’m remembering all those who lost their lives in Gaza, murdered by the IDF and funded by America.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 11/09/2026
For generation after generation, the biggest propaganda con perpetrated on America by the right is the lie that: Socialism is a bad. Socialism and Communism are the same thing.
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