Reposted by The Life of SharksThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 19hA green, a white and an orange shark walk into a Kneecap gig. 214025
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 19hA green, a white and an orange shark walk into a Kneecap gig. 214025
Reposted by The Life of SharksThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026All the atoms in your body were once part of a star. You’re literally made of stardust! 415326
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026All the atoms in your body were once part of a star. You’re literally made of stardust! 415326
Reposted by The Life of SharksThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026Are You Ticklish? 120224
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026On Nov 8th, I’ll be appearing at the Dublin Book Festival. If you’ve got kids and are near Dublin, bring them along. It’ll be fun. I’ll also be signing books after and you can meet Barry the Shark in person. You might even get to Boop his Snoot. 0389
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026Does this guy own any other jackets? You'd think with all his money, he would. He's like that guy at college who's whole personality is the one distinctive item of clothing he wears all the time. 5457
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 27/09/2026We had a plumber here yesterday. I couldn’t find my hairbrush in the bathroom this morning and for one second I thought he might have stolen it to try and clone me. To work as a slave in his plumbing mine. It was on the bedroom floor. 8962
Reposted by The Life of SharksThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 27/09/2026Well deserved. It’s required viewing every week along with @mattbevan.bsky.social on If You’re Listening on Australia’s ABC. 022
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 25/09/2026So far today I've heard Danny Tommo described as Captain Thugwash, Vasco da Gammon and Sir Walter Wally. Well played Internet. 16711
Reposted by The Life of SharksWear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not. 875285958233
Reposted by The Life of SharksThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 24/09/2026Swordfish Sometimes Intentionally Stab Sharks In The Head With Their Swords. 214017
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 24/09/2026Swordfish Sometimes Intentionally Stab Sharks In The Head With Their Swords. 214017
Reposted by The Life of SharksThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 23/09/2026I still think this is the best gag I’ve ever done in a comic but it depends on knowing two niche references. Most people won’t get it. My favourite type of gag. 717126
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 23/09/2026I still think this is the best gag I’ve ever done in a comic but it depends on knowing two niche references. Most people won’t get it. My favourite type of gag. 717126
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 23/09/2026I see someone called 'Angry Anderson' died. A much punchier nickname than mine. 'Quietly Seething Talbot'. 3321
Reposted by The Life of SharksThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026For Americans saying, “What do you expect us to do?”. This. This is what the world expects from you. Except A LOT MORE of you. Looking at the video it’s obvious to see that it’s mostly people from immigrant backgrounds protesting. Immigrants doing all the hard work again. 412530
Reposted by The Life of SharksThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026Great white sharks have two blind spots: one directly behind the head and the other in front of the snout. 013717
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026Great white sharks have two blind spots: one directly behind the head and the other in front of the snout. 013717
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026For Americans saying, “What do you expect us to do?”. This. This is what the world expects from you. Except A LOT MORE of you. Looking at the video it’s obvious to see that it’s mostly people from immigrant backgrounds protesting. Immigrants doing all the hard work again. 412530
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 20/09/2026Donald Trump says planned arch would be military complex for drones and snipers news.sky.com/share/13590119 Just waiting for Americans to actually do anything about this. Anything at all. I’m sure they will. Any day now…right after another episode of Real Housewives of whateverthefuck.news.sky.comDonald Trump says planned arch would be military complex for drones and snipersThe US president said he had agreed to the move following a "strong request" from the military and also cited national security concerns. 6505
Reposted by The Life of SharksMr Psmith 🇨🇦 @mrpsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In 5 decades of book hoarding, I have purchased 3 copies of “The World According to Sharks” (1 for me and 2 for my teen/young adult niblings) and 0 Walliams. Think I made the right call. 1112
Reposted by The Life of SharksThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 19/09/2026When our book was being pitched to publishers, I had a lot of self-doubt. My mum said to me, "David Walliams sells loads of books. If that creepy fuckin shitehawk can get published, so can Our book, "The World According to Sharks" is in bookshops now. Unlike David's. 348852
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 19/09/2026When our book was being pitched to publishers, I had a lot of self-doubt. My mum said to me, "David Walliams sells loads of books. If that creepy fuckin shitehawk can get published, so can Our book, "The World According to Sharks" is in bookshops now. Unlike David's. 348852
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 18/09/2026The difference between the Irish and the British is that Ireland is boycotting the Eurovison song contest again due to the inclusion of Israel. In the UK, MPs are meeting to discuss why it keeps doing so badly in the competition. 18917
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 18/09/2026Blind Date. (And yes, we already know they’re lesbian Anglerfish). 481793
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 17/09/2026Baby Shark…But For Non-Nuclear Families (No 1). 120316
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 17/09/20262027 Calendars are here. thelifeofsharks.com 1313
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 17/09/2026My wife fancies Mark Carney more than she fancies me. And I’m absolutely fine with that. 2391
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 16/09/2026This id huge news. Let’s hope it’s just the start. EU offers Canada chance to become first 'associate member' in wake of Trump's trade war news.sky.com/share/13585798news.sky.comEU offers Canada chance to become first 'associate member' in wake of Trump's trade warThe European Union wants Canada to become the block's first 'associate member', as the country's trade war with Donald Trump escalates. 2635
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 16/09/2026Just to say I’ve pulled out of my support slot with Ed Sheeran on his tour. Ok…that’s a lie. I was never supporting Ed Sheeran. It’s just that so many other people were saying it, I felt left out. 1942
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 15/09/2026Everything is political. Saying you don’t “do politics” or you “don’t take sides” is a political decision. 611611
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 15/09/2026In 2019, a species of prehistoric shark was named Galagadon because its teeth looked like the spaceships in an 80s arcade game. 114813
Reposted by The Life of SharksThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 13/09/2026Dog’s Worst Friend. If you’d like to see a new one of these every Sunday, join our Patreon. 036361
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 14/09/2026If Ed Sheeran was to meet a Galway Girl now, she’d punch him in his fucking face. 4797
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 14/09/2026All this talk of Oasis is making me nostalgic for a time when nobody was talking about Oasis. 1666
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 13/09/2026Dog’s Worst Friend. If you’d like to see a new one of these every Sunday, join our Patreon. 036361
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 13/09/2026My new favourite type of shit-take is Americans seeing other countries protesting against Trump and saying they can’t because it’d mean taking time off work or risking their health insurance. Pathetic. 3462
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 12/09/2026The DUP are having an absolute MELTDOWN over Trump’s United Ireland comments. Their fascist Daddy has turned on them. He turns on everyone eventually. 2555
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 12/09/2026Hoping someone at the Irish Open Golf offers to bring Trump fishing on a boat in Sligo. 2303
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 12/09/2026Donald Trump. What a fuckin gowl. #speirgorm 2291
Reposted by The Life of SharksTheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Simple, really. Saturday. Good morning. 011433
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 11/09/2026I was printing today. T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, mugs, books, calendars etc are all available from our store. thelifeofsharks.com 0416
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 11/09/2026It’s September 11th. So today I’m remembering all those who lost their lives in Gaza, murdered by the IDF and funded by America. 211426
The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 11/09/2026For generation after generation, the biggest propaganda con perpetrated on America by the right is the lie that: Socialism is a bad. Socialism and Communism are the same thing. 2607