Reposted by Bill Abneymallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026if you put me in the amazon plastic urn im not dyingnbcnews.comEven death is unaffordable in America nowFuneral credit cards, rented caskets, Amazon urns: Here’s how Americans are coping with the rising cost of dying. 66517
Reposted by Bill AbneyBen Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming... 9445831722
Reposted by Bill Abneydr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026this iran humiliation is revealing so much about the US. you can actually see how military coups happen, why there's a 25th amendment, why wars should ever be wages at the whim of one guy (especially a world-class idiot). the rot and the sclerosis are now apparent to anyone who wants to look 132503324
Reposted by Bill AbneyBill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026a visa overstayer from Chad who wants to be an American is more American than anyone who puts on the ICE mask 540473
Reposted by Bill AbneyGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/07/2026ok, i think we've all had enough of 'government by weird pieces of shit', time to move on and try something else 214716
Reposted by Bill AbneyElana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Corporate media does not want you to be safe from dangerous air quality or disease. Mask up anyway. 114638
Reposted by Bill AbneyIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you. 594432468
Reposted by Bill Abneyfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD! 2757081620
Reposted by Bill Abneysarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 18/07/2026culture war is evolving to a strange place. went to a craft night and the conversation went from discussing witchcraft (as though it were real) to disparaging antivaxxers within like five minutes. one woman, my new hero, blurted out "they lobotomized the wrong kennedy" 463386365
Reposted by Bill AbneyIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/07/2026As a committed prison abolitionist, it is my sincere belief that the Tate brothers should be sent back to England in a ship, which mysteriously sinks to the bottom of the ocean 502088257
Reposted by Bill Abneyashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 19/07/2026i’m just crying a little because jimothy will never know how loved he is 523714
Reposted by Bill AbneyThe Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 19/07/2026My country has just banned Polymarket (proving that a state can also, sometimes, serve its citizens, not just the wealthy).lemonde.frPolymarket : la France bloque l’accès sur son territoire au site de paris sur l’actualitéL’Autorité nationale des jeux considère que « ce site, aux audiences particulièrement élevées, fait la promotion d’une offre illégale de jeux d’argent et de hasard ». 18917180
Reposted by Bill Abneyhorse shoe crab programmer @myrrlyn.net · 17/07/2026you stupid mother fucker (markwayne not eugene) we tricked the entire world into sending their smartest hardest working people here and then tricked those same people into staying permanently instead of going back to their home country you are BLOWING UP OUR SPOT 753904842
Reposted by Bill AbneyTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply 120124993553
Reposted by Bill AbneyMatt Gorecki @goreckis.co · 18/07/2026Given the revenue hit Taco Bell is taking because of RFK’s removal of food safety oversight, I could see them suing the Trump admin. Taco Bell v. US Government feels like it would be the thing that finally breaks it. 26410
Reposted by Bill AbneyInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian 785941044
Reposted by Bill AbneyJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 16/07/2026Eating beige for safety purposes 2075786237
Reposted by Bill AbneyEllie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 16/07/2026Low T this, male loneliness epidemic that. As a mother, I’m still waiting for the hard-hitting exposé of the real threat facing today’s young men. But nobody wants to talk about the house in New Orleans they call the Rising Sun, even though it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy. 12503117
Bill Abney @babney.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I never really send these but it's fun to put it in drafts sometimes. 010
Reposted by Bill AbneyMicah @rincewind.run · 14/07/2026this is the closest ICE has ever come to saying "yeah we just murdered a guy" 283151690
Reposted by Bill AbneyMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE. 10736504920334
Reposted by Bill AbneyBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Right but before Trump, American wasn’t a monarchy." Bro we're literally in the middle of the 12th Reagan Administration. "Wasn't a monarchy"; we're literally one of the most centrally controlled populous on Earth. 35413
Reposted by Bill Abneymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026lindsey graham died tragically overnight when he fell into the toilet while shitting and accidentally pulled the flush and it was too powerful and it sucked all of his organs and blood out into the toilet. we should respect his family’s privacy at this time and be respectful of this tragedy 211637186
Reposted by Bill AbneySen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026can't wait until he refuses to allow the public in to watch the games 1533
Reposted by Bill AbneyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026victory lapping on this one 231143442460
Reposted by Bill Abneythicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026the Battle for Nazi Gold 192117333
Reposted by Bill AbneyJake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 12/07/2026should I cheer for the team that financed the nazis or hid the nazis 1123
Reposted by Bill AbneyCadaver Formosus is Already Spooky @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Overheard a TV suit bragging about feeding scripts to an LLM & asking if they would be profitable, then using AI to summarize & give notes on scripts in production. my guy, there’s 2 ways this goes: your system sucks & your fired or your system’s awesome & you’re fired, either way, great work genius 411919
Reposted by Bill Abneyare you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You better apologize for kicking my ass in a fair fight. Otherwise I might let you kick my ass some more 879078
Reposted by Bill Abneytikitommy @tikitommy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Who are you to talk? Did you set tens of millions on fire to lose to Lady G by double digits? Did you oversee national elections losing the presidency, senate and house to the party of a decaying pedophile? Come back when you can match his accomplishments. 1937
Reposted by Bill Abneydr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 13/06/2026it's incredibly funny that the president of the united states paid for a bunch of guys to spend hours hanging a tarp over a wholeass building just to hide the shame of having his sad little name he scrawled on it wiped off 831329
Reposted by Bill AbneyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Cats share a fascinating bond with humanity because when you see a cat walking around outside you and the cat share an equally intense but opposite reaction where the cat is like “ah shit I don’t want to talk to this guy” and you get to be like “cat my old friend! Come here buddy!” 131146133
Reposted by Bill Abneywhat was I made for? @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Gird your lions. Shits about to get unbelievably frothy. 1620516
Reposted by Bill AbneyGrits for Breakfast @gritsforbreakfast.bsky.social · 31/05/2026New personaje for the Loteria cards just dropped. 424737
Reposted by Bill AbneyJulia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Radium water is here to stay. We need to stop fearmongering about radium water and start finding the ways that radium water can be used ethically and to support our causes. Naysayers need to realize that this technology is inevitable. 27920
Reposted by Bill AbneyPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion 06650765
