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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 8h

very important question: does anyone else’s dog pet their face when you stop petting them?

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 15h

Will someone check on the blue crew? There’s one of these on every turd around the dog park.

Dusty ground near a dog park fence and a pile of dog shit covered in flies. A small flag has been stuck in it with a black and white drawing of Donald Trump that says TRUMP CAKE

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 16h

perfect timing on Babyface discourse. I wound up revisiting the ultimate mom album—the Waiting to Exhale soundtrack last week and like eating a bag of weird flavored chips, I could not figure out if it was Good Actually. (Sittin Up in My Room excluded which is Good Actually)

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I would ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ a ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ and ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️them in a ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ for this

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my man looks like Donna Concetta’s skull

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love having a puppy but for 20 minutes a day it's like living with a sentient Andrew WK song.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A security guard outside of a jewelry store was talking to his friend and said, “There’s that dog I was telling you about!”

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Apropos of nothing, the way Title IX violations are handled at many institutions is shocking to me. Want your rapist expelled? Well, let’s see what an econ grad student, a musicology, astronomy, and comp lit professor think. Don’t worry they clicked through a 30 minute training and read a PDF.

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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Let the Right One In” (2008)

A scruffy blonde golden doodle on its hind legs peeks through a screen door, hoping someone will let him in or join him outside.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A guy hanging out by the park said to my dog, “Ned, you take care of Elizabeth now. Get a job, she’s got grocery bills.”

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Los Angeles: would anyone like 2 tickets to Tricky at the Bellwether on Thursday? Face value $45.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Los Angeles: would anyone like 2 tickets to Tricky at the Bellwether on Thursday? Face value $45.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I realize there are more important things wrong with this but isn’t the deal with snipers that they don’t need a lot of ammo? like are we prepping for snipers who miss

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Reese Witherspoon in Cruel Intentions as Annette, driving away from Sebastian’s funeral with his sunglasses in his Jaguar XK140 Roadster

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Reading some plays from the 60s and remembering how people used to finish whole sentences on stage.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

if they put cadaver bone in my mouth I literally become CadaverFormosus

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ned thinks you’ve been very good. Or have tried to be very good. Or have thought about it. In any case whoever gives you treats should be along shortly, you’ve earned it.

Ned, the wheaten glen of imaal terrier puppy is laying upside down in my lap with my hand on his belly. You can’t see his eyes, his face is just a big black nose

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

if you’re curious about the state of higher education, a periodontist just looked at my x-rays, asked me how long I’ve been under this much stress and sent me to an oral surgeon.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

it’s 1999. Forever 21 has reached your midsized city. You’re naked, blindfolded and given 35 seconds to cover yourself. Unsure if your top is a pair of tap pants, you grab gloves that might be a set of buy one get ruffled pleather tube tops. With 3 seconds to spare you swipe at the accessories rack.

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Nowcowan @nowcowan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pls roll up if you’re available tomorrow And please read the rest of the thread

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

RIP Bob Mackie, I would’ve shived a bitch for a Holiday Barbie.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the worst is without question All My Little Words by the Magnetic Fields showing up in The Shield

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

👀 📎 It looks like you’re making an egg sandwich. Would you like help? 🔵 Make the dog a sandwich. 🔵 Put the sandwich on the floor.

Ned, the wheaten glen of imaal terrier puppy is sitting on the wooden floor of a kitchen near the stove. He is being very good. Conspicuously good.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A thing I think about a lot is how my backwoods stepdad's reaction to the anti-trans ads during the 2024 election was a genuinely confused "whadarthey talking about that for?"

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I've done a shitload of arena conventions and I have a million questions about what rehearsal and checks were like for this RNC.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this dummy has made 2 dudes with face and knuckle tats baby talk and make kissy noises while he licked them in the face.

Ned, the wheaten glen of imaal terrier puppy is stretched out laying down with his back feet out behind him in a living room in front of a bookshelf. his pink tongue is out and he seems happy (he is happy)

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

There was a big freak out over the St. Louis arch and I remember thinking man that’s sweaty, nobody wants the arch.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ned Harper’s top dog expert warns that dog’s behavior is improving so rapidly it is increasingly difficult for humans to purchase and dispense enough treats.

Ned, the wheaten glen of imaal terrier puppy is laying upside down on a pink rug with only his head visible from under the white coffee table

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

sorry to libpost but at some point literally every day I think about how it’s crazy that the president is incapacitated and it’s not all anyone is talking about.

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just spent an insane amount of money on one (1) phone call to pet poison control and while I was on the line he barfed, ripped a fart and skipped over with his toy to play fetch.

Ned, the garbage wheaten glen of imaal terrier puppy laying on a beige rug. above him in handwritten red letters it says “I had the $110 toilet paper and soap tasting menu.”

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

my dog just went on a walk and met a pitbull named John Popper

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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This is for married couples only. Vance says it all in his book: require marriage, put women out of work, limit economic choice with paternalist blue laws, shut down trade, force manufacturing jobs, purposefully lower the GDP as a means of control & turn unions into christian nationalist clubs.