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IBS stands for I Be Shitposting

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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 8h
it's Ralph Nader's fault that George W. Bush, a guy I love very much now, won the 2000 election. no, i'm not suffering from any sort of cognitive dissonance here.
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Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast 2 Furiosa @hexadecibelle.fyi · 14h
hello i am not a Labour party member but i hope you can help me, my community has been experiencing transphobic harassment from a Labour party member, her name is Bridget Phillipson and she is the current Minister for Women and Equalities, i look forward to your response and thank you in advance 🙏
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 14h
& 5 minutes later when the next shipment of weapons arrived as scheduled, netanyahu concluded that biden was a weak bluffing fool who he could completely ignore to zero consequence
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 21h
One of these days when I stop for lunch break at that supermarket I'm gonna get a whole rotisserie chicken, eat it all in the LLV, then shit so hard I achieve escape velocity
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every few months another grindset influencer accidentally invents fraud from first principles, and I think that’s beautiful.
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(Self) Regulators, mount up! @bankuei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's the thing; they had toddlers signing away their rights to see their parents through the Bush & Obama years. These atrocities have been happening the whole time.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been busy lately, but there's always time to tap the sign.
Alt National Park Service: In a court filing late last night, the Justice Department argued that Trump has the legal authority to ban CNN, MS NOW and Politico from the White House, calling access a “privilege, not a right” and citing national security concerns among its reasons.

[AltNPS links to Courtlistener.com]The "Don't make me tap the sign" meme. The sign says "Anytime AltNPS links to court docs, it means they saw the news somewhere else, and they're avoiding crediting a journalist.
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @bageltiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/09/2026
“Record-setting country song” sounds like “award-winning dog food”. I still don’t want to consume it; no matter how nuts the asshole lickers go for it
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Ms. Wong @mauiwong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the Democratic Party always has senators who are really Republican and vote with the GOP and pledge loyalty to the GOP and advocate GOP policies, and the Dem Party keeps funding them and doesn't kick them out, maybe the Dems use them to prevent change to the status quo while feigning opposition?
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John Volanthen Says 'Just Wonderin''
Alt: Colin Farrell Says 'Just Wonderin''
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah, "look, we didnt have a choice beyond stripping all the copper out of the walls in Russia and doing everything we could to prevent democracy from impeding our pet strongman while we did" is a singularly dogshit excuse for what America actively chose to do, for which Putin was the result
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Walking ten miles delivering medicare handbooks got my left hook sounding like a 50 cal gunshot. This shit ain’t nothin to me man.
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"He'll move Left once he's in office" yeah lol the rich guy who no longer needs anything from you will suddenly bravely pursue stuff he doesnt care about now that he's in the club. For sure. You must be good at poker
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When fascists win, centrists get to feel good about themselves because they are kinder and more tolerant than those people. When progressives win, centrists find themselves cruel and narrow minded by comparison, and can't bear that feeling.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Horus Heresy can be s funny sometimes. Like imagine you’re a space marine who just witnessed one of the Emperor’s sons literally coming back from the dead, and when you try to talk to him he just
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Window Fuckit
ALT: Window Fuckit
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
November 2024 brought so many interesting types of guy to this web zone, like “Dutch pedophile who namesearches to defend Woody Allen’s reputation.”
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aaron from trust and safety when a trans woman jokes about dropping a big cartoon anvil on someone who has actively made her and her friends lives nightmares for most of her adult life
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Signs Omg Reaction
ALT: Signs Omg Reaction
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The “make no mistakes” type shit is always so funny to me. Like the chatbot was gonna fuck some things up on purpose until you told it not to, Swiper No Swiping
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WOTC writer: Ok we came up with this NPC for Curse of Strahd, he’s a German guy who’s training a tiger to commit hate crimes. WOTC exec doing a line of coke off a copy of Mein Kampf: That’s awesome. Make him Lawful Good.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
I love blackout poetry
Bill Maher's tweet about his show coming back during the writers strike but parts are blacked out so it looks like he's saying it'll be bad
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Senior citizens when they see a parking lot with clearly marked lanes
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Thanos: Now Reality Can Be Whatever I Want
ALT: Thanos: Now Reality Can Be Whatever I Want
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Not if my 500 yellow belts have anything to say about it!!!!" is exactly what crime bosses say when John Wick is coming after them.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Rosetta Stone for understanding Billy Stencils is that he’s solely motivated by Oppositional Defiance Disorder, but because he’s fundamentally conservative he thinks the real authority in society is blue-haired baristas with pronouns.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Piss on the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll piss among the stars.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Bloodless Quants are now saying we have to starve the poor to keep the middle class from being mildly inconvenienced
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will NOT partake in Dragon Communion (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across my face) ah what the hell, pass the dragon heart brother.
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◬ 鹿「 A S T R I N G E N T 」鹿 ◬ @astringent.online · 20/09/2026
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you're either eating gas station roller dawgs with us

or you're eating gas station roller dogs against us
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He’s back and not a moment too soon
Tweet from Ironghazi:

DNC: Tell us what u want

VOTERS: Single payer

DNC: (pointing to empty chair in the back) I believe I heard “anti-trans pro-life centrist”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Liberals: "Yes, of course I'd kill you and your entire family if it meant I'd be better off. Why are you being rude to me?"
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
'attack a minority who typically vote for us, piss off our own base, & just hope we attract more voters across the aisle than we lose' is a risky galaxy-brain tactic to try when there's 'record high fuel prices' sitting right there. but they know this, of course. they simply don't want progress
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's this notion that the compromise is we support Dems who abandon trans people but then those Dems aggressively pursue all this other amazing stuff. And its like what alternate reality did you teleport in from where the Dems would do that lol
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You have to suffer so I don't. Sorry. Yeah I know. No I do know. But I don't want to suffer in the slightest so yeah.
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it should be mentioned that the 2014 status quo for trans people still meant that we had suicide risks, unemployment numbers, life expectancy, poverty risk that were way worse than the average person, and somehow asking for this is seen as frivolous luxury and purity testing
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are you arguing that Mao (along w/ Soviet Union) DIDN'T pull more people out of poverty quicker than any point in human history? Is the argument that it was bad b/c of the deaths that were accrued to get there? What does Capitalism get for its Preventable Deaths? Better Value for Share Holders?
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 19/09/2026
This is why I think it's so important to push back against the personification of LLMs. If a person shoots someone while wearing a hand puppet, they can't claim the hand puppet did the murder.
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is up to politicians to earn votes, they are not owed votes and it's stupid to say a politician who lost would've won if more people voted. If that politician had wanted those votes, they should have earned them. Easy.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Re: Rationalists. I think someone who says that they are able to perceive a God of everlasting cruelty and that you should also perceive this God lest you be punished should be met with extreme suspicion.
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