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Bophades

@b0phades.bsky.social
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IBS stands for I Be Shitposting. He/him. Next you’ll say pronouns in bio.

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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 13h
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 6h
Telling Mina Ha the guy she just dismissed as “the help” is on a first name basis with The Patrons and finding out if vampires can shit themselves
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 7h
This reminds me of the old Super Best Friendcast joke of the Give Up Machine
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 10h
-dog pfp -joined November 2024 -transphobia Many such cases
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 11h
Getting porked up
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 14h
Elon is the ultimate example of this. Has 50 kids and couldn’t remember any of their names if it was his only way out of a Saw trap.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 14h
Apparently it’s now antisemitism to think Auschwitz was bad. I’m learning so much.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 14h
You know you could probably run an rpg campaign in the Deadlock universe using mixed splat World of Darkness rules
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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 17h
Freak out and sell everything
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 18h
Excited to see that we’re replacing new housing with chatbots that tell you to kill yourself
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
doctor: i’m sorry, i have some bad news, your son.. he was born without a spine.. ed sheeran’s mom: oh god.. so he’ll never walk? doctor: what? no. he’s just gonna be a huge pussy and probably never take a firm stance on any political subject matter in his life.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From some of the voice lines there’s a non zero chance Billy Deadlock is an Anarcho-Monarchist, which is the funniest political tendency someone can have. What do you mean you hate all hierarchies except the most arbitrary one?
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely. On top of everything else, AltNOAA is a big "it's not racist to hate Muslims" guy, up to and including defending Brigitte Bardot.
AltNOAA: Bridget Bardot held views I don't agree with. I don't believe she was "racist" however, a lot of these remarks come from how her convictions were framed in France when her views were not connected to race, in a biological sense, but rather her anti-islam commentary related to ritual slaughters.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pinhead was just kinda doing shit in Hellraiser 3 wasn’t he
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gavin Newsom having Yawgmoth on his podcast
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely
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Oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got kidnapped just for attending Coachella outside
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unfathomably fuckin sick
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hell yeah brother
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
to all the new people following me, hear me out first: fuck joe biden and fuck kamala harris, and fuck gavin newsom. 9/11 jokes are funny. free palestine. also, if you don’t like trans people, then turn around and leave. block me on the way out.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
God forbid women have hobbies
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“May chaos take the world”
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Scantyer 🇦🇱 🔞 @scantierrr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine giving backshots to a robot girl and you spot this tramp stamp on her
A plaque that reads: 

WARNING: THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let him cook
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the best to ever do it
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I dare anyone to look at this website and tell me vibe coding works
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty much an ironclad rule: whenever you hear a liberal lecture any of us under the gun on the need to be "strategic" you are about to hear the absolute most dipshit incompetent version of "strategy" ever conceived.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My elderly parents split the difference on this by putting the phone on speaker and then holding it up to their ear
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YES I’m obsessed with Deadlock. No I have no intention of ever playing it. We exist.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You only mention either of those to scold people for opposing the Holocaust in Gaza.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Outages on this web zone are great because I can never tell if I posted too close to the sun or if it’s yet another vibe coding incident
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They’re speaking out against a modern Holocaust.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy anniversary to the last time I felt sincere hope for a better world
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lash lying dead in an alley: “Check out what Doorman bought!”
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Karl Marx has done more good for unhoused people than Keir Starmer. Full stop.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You literally did in your first post in this thread, so I guess thanks for admitting you have no sense.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The conversation was about whole states. Look at the post you replied to all the way up there, I’m sure your dementia makes it hard to remember.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’re talking about entire states here, learn to read.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The statistic that I think wipes away all the hasbara, genocidal bullshit is this: IDF killed more people in the WEEK following October 7 than Hamas had between 1987 and October 2023
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bro looks like The Chatterer
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok so you’re too stupid to understand that something affecting a whole state doesn’t just affect voters for one candidate, got it.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hamb
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the Deadlock timeline Charlie Kirk was a descendant of John Hathorne
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 06/10/2026
Generated by Make it a Quote
User: resurrectedmarquis.bsky.social
Content: At this point, a KHiver morally judging you matters as much as a NAMBLA member morally judging you.
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Bophades @b0phades.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Valid tbh
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