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Bryce Youngquist

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due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die

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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19h
(She is thinking about unspeakably bloody vengeance)
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cool S elon
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Supping on hearty victuals with the homies
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Did you come?" "Pal, I didn't even go!" "WHOOOHOHOHOHO"
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the single cutest bit of sophistry in a thread that could be safely summed up "well, that's true, but you shouldn't say it" yes. we were very worried about the right nationalists of russia. that was why we unconditionally supported the guy who shelled Pariliament for the crime of being to his left.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
have been reminded of one of the Great Classics of Literature bonequest.com/5413
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dune
BoneQuest No. 5413 for NOVEMBER 19TH 2013
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be
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Serial Experiments Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they've figured out a workaround for the persistent, difficult problem of agents not working and it's to have actual humans do the work and lie about it being done by the agent in addition to devaluing labor this is literal fraud
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i was mildly concerned that the latest Fire Emblem was going to play it safe and boring because Three Houses sold a billion copies this was not necessary "you were born yesterday. as the right hand of God. her commandment to you was 'fix this somehow.' hopefully someone else has more information."
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Attempting a well-ordered ayahuasca withdrawal under heavy fire
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Adam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember, Kevin Roose also wrote "The Latecomer's Guide to Crypto," which was methodically debunked by @molly.wiki and others in this brilliant piece. I don't understand why anyone takes him seriously about anything at this point. He's far too credulous to be a good journalist.
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The (Edited) Latecomer's Guide to Crypto
A group of cryptocurrency researchers and critics annotate the irresponsible cryptocurrency puff piece that was originally published in the New York Times.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Posting War is, of course, an extremely silly exercise for people who have nothing better to do with their time that said it is still quite satisfying when an inveterate shit-stirrer ends up blocking you for annoying them instead of the other way around
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
once someone points out that liberalism -requires- that a Rational Conservative can be won over, if only they are nice enough to him, all these articles make a lot more sense he and his are paid to validate to a very specific centrist fantasy: "these are the people we can win by moving right"
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
horrifying trivia! this was the rationale the SS used in the Bucharest Pogrom. sensibly and moderately stopping the Iron Guard from skinning the Jews of Bucharest alive. by loading them into cattle cars, and packing them off to Auschwitz. they were so proud they'd proved the SS was harm reduction.
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Nunya Businessman @nunyabusinessman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's right, Playboy, I've never had sex and I've never touched myself
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 22/09/2026
Thinking of simpler times when he and that Texas lib lady that’s always wrong were going to fix the “Democrats’ problem with young men”
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@Olivia... • 52m
Find out how I'm going to spend $20 million to change this country
Richard Hanania ® @RichardHa...• 1h
This is happening tomorrow. We're going to solve Democrats' problem with young men.
Link below.
CONNECTING WITH YOUNG MEN
OLIVIA JULIANNA RICHARD HANANIA MICAH ERFAN
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“I think that guy might do something violent” “What makes you think that?” “The way he keeps smoking meth and hitting himself in the face with a hammer”
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Clavicular is the one guy we should have used minority report pre-crime shit on, we all knew where this was headed
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
people keep saying "post the map" Listen to me very carefully you idiots I will never post the fucking map
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 20/09/2026
going to mcdonalds who wants something sike im in bed cozy as hell not going anywhere. got your ass. dipshit.
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H-O-T-T-O-D-D! @klookloo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eve Fartlow's Free Parking tweet
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peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
at the risk of repeating myself, the one thing AI is genuinely world-class at is responsibility annihilation here. have the thing you want to hear. you're welcome. if you have any problems after the fact just say the robot told you you had to do it. bsky.app/profile/inte...
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
not enough fonts on this book cover
Book cover that says "trying not to suck at base ball & life/the Book of Joe/three-time baseball manager of the year Joe Maddon and Tom Verducci/three-time national sportswriter of the year" all in different fonts, the picture on the front is Joe Maddon wearing sunglasses and staring to the side, his hair looks like he has been in the magnavox commercial
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a picture of a sign that says OLD ORCHARD but it's split up to say OLD ORC on the left and HARD on the right

comments below read:

Old Orc lucky. Some old orc not get hard. Must take blue potion.

If hard lasting more than 4 hours contact shaman. They be impressed as hell.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
something grimly amusing about how it doesn't matter if the ethnostate is israel, ethnostate apologia always winds around to blaming everything on the corruptive influence of the Jews
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
It really is worth remembering just last year the conventional wisdom on immigration was that people supported mass deportation to such a degree people should be cautious in opposing the Trump administration snatching people and sending them to CECOT.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
important matters of theology after a hard day's discourse
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Metamora @metamora.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Napoleon Bonaparte ended his career 17 wins-above-replacement and he's an obvious Hall of Fame candidate, but the fact remains that coming out of retirement was a mistake
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Subtle Anime Apparels @devilscrush.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Swan Boy has the finest command of noises that sound like someone jacking off since Jerkcity
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ran across one of those poor bastards whose social media is entirely hyperventilating about how ai doom is upon us, and that rogue AIs are among us even now on its own, sure, its just some guy having an episode. the odd thing is theres such a masturbatory cant to all this apocalyptic language.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"...unless the democrats say they really, really want to. Then if you don't throw them under the bus you're just not being serious enough."
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
-Bryce Youngquist
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok I've seen enough. The ai guys are in a millenarian apocalyptic cult. They convinced themselves they were too smart for religion and then looped right around into creating a machine god. No more to it than that.
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me: 1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm 2) There is an infinite quantity of future people 3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 15/09/2026
🚨 Jeremy Kaplowitz has officially dropped out of the Ed Sheeren tour.
I have made the difficult decision to withdraw myself from the worldwide Ed Sheeran "The Loop" tour due to his inability to denounce the ongoing genocide in Palestine.

Currently, I am secretly hidden in the wheels of his tour bus and was planning to infiltrate his arena show by claiming to be an opening act and performing 20-40 minutes of solo spoken word poetry, or as long as I could before being tackled to the ground by security. But I cannot stand by Ed anymore. 

I do not take this decision lightly. I know many (future) Jeremy Kaplowitz fans are going to be disappointed to not get to learn about my really awesome work, but I simply cannot abide by people who claim to "not wanna get political" when it's about murdering tens of thousands of people. Also I think he ruined that one Game of Thrones episode, which is even worse in retrospect, when you consider how few good ones we ultimately had left at that point.

To Ed, thank you for everything you have done so far to support me. You don't know who I am, but I was the one who kept stealing half of your sandwiches on the tour bus when you weren't looking and your manager kept saying you were "acting crazy." I hope you understand where I am coming from (think killing children is bad), even though you say it's icky to have to think about.

Free Palestine.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At least one of the Liberals finally admits that they're worried minority groups won't vote b/c it might subject them to the same treatment.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
odd, you quote Mr. Talarico's words to his defenders, and they suddenly decide the conversation has to end. surely they weren't just defending a guy they'd decided to imagine existed, right
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I feel like there was a fair amount of flinching which is why they're getting punched because the middle school rule is you get 2 for flinching
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 14/09/2026
I notice that the people who love calling shit glonzo never use that on the dem politicians who are calling for trans sports bans and youth transition bans. These bans go counter to science, are absolutely wrong morally, but I’m supposed to hold my nose and vote for them. Seems pretty glonzo to me!
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A lot of liberals have been negatively polarized into being pro-apartheid because they think Palestinians were invented in 2023 specifically to make life inconvenient for Joe Biden.
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i had a 'journalist' who had been vocally anti-talarico since the primary show up in my mentions the other day to demand to know why i thought he was transphobic. we are seeing which of you suddenly like him now that he wants to hurt the trannies.
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
worth noting that before talarico pivoted to transphobia will stancil's opinion on him was that he was a dangerous trump like populist who was lying about the charts. so when people say will stancil has an issue with trans people just notice how quickly he's pivoted on this lol.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rare to see democratic serf mindset fully laid out like this. 1. it is your duty to serve your lord both unconditionally and without questioning them. 2. they have no duties to you whatsoever. you and yours are property they can do with as they please, and this is the proper order of the universe
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
these people really consider themselves the Wise Politics Knowers, you know
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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This passage from One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This can be applied
"Vote for the liberal though he harms you because the conservative will harm you more" starts to sound a lot like "Vote for the liberal though he harms you because the conservative might harm me, too."
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
seeing the moderate dems have their own "Bernie would have won if only people had posted better" freakouts in advance of an anticipated loss is not -ideal-, but it is mildly reassuring we are all the same when you get right down to it
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