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Mike Caruso

@azmike34.bsky.social
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Dad to 3 baseball dudes

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 12/02/2025
Gulf of Distraction
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
When you don’t understand how anything works, everything is a conspiracy.
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Complexity is always a cover for fraud.
In every domain.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
What's absolutely maddening about this moment is that media refuses to pay attention to Musk and Vance's neo-Nazi connections because they feel like it's unserious Twitter stuff... except, Musk and Vance take it so seriously they're putting these people in charge of the entire US government
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
NEWS Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz says he’s putting a blanket hold on all of President Trump’s State Department nominees until USAID is back up and running.
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Exclusive | Democratic Senator Says He Will Block Trump Nominees Until USAID Is Back
The move would require Senate Majority Leader John Thune to use precious floor time to advance the president’s nominees through the confirmation process.
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Y🎃ur C🎃mic Muse, But S|utty👻 @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Huge ICE raids protest outside my layover hotel in San Diego today. I was jet lagged from flying in from London and needed sleep, but I was happy to watch it and bawl my eyes out instead. I just couldn't stop crying.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive): 1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment* 2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything 3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can 4. Citizens march en mass
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David Maraniss @davidmaraniss.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The Washington Post editorial this morning essentially equating Biden's questionable pardons with Trump's outrageous Jan. 6 pardons was unconscionable. The newspaper I've been part of for 48 years has utterly lost its soul.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Teach a man to fish and he’ll eventually claim he just always had that knowledge innately and then try to explain to you how fishing works
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction
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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
*whispering into a mall Santa’s ear* If I kill your do I get your powers?
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
So a reminder: It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom. It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president. It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child. For the record.
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It's coming. it's inevitable with his tariffs. So Dems, can we for once not suck at messaging and call it Trumpflation? Trumpflation.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you have a website, a Substack, a YouTube channel, Twitch, IG, FB, or newsletter, you have a vested interest in moving over to Bluesky where your external links aren't throttled. Elon isn't looking out for you; he's looking out for Elon.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/11/2024
"Relax. This resurgence of the Empire will likely be a temporary blip in the course of the galaxy, much like the last time the Empire was in control. "
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Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
“Mr. Trump’s first term was better than expected… the authoritarian rule that Democrats and the press predicted never appeared. Mr. Trump was too u...
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Bargain demons.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money. It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it. membership.theonion.com
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Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Now it’s all starting to make sense
 🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM @PunchbowlNews :

Rep. Matt Gaetz's (R-Fla.) resignation from Congress came two days before the House Ethics Committee was set to vote on releasing a “highly damaging” report outlining its investigation into the Republican, according to multiple sources familiar with the probe.

The committee planned to vote Friday on releasing the report. Ethics loses its jurisdiction over Gaetz when he leaves Congress.

The secretive panel has been investigating Gaetz on and off since 2021.

President-elect Donald Trump announced that he would nominate Gaetz to be attorney general Wednesday.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
as horrible as it is theres something darkly comic about the Department of Efficiency having 2 chairmen
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Alan Richardson @alanrichardson.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I look at kids who aren’t dying of childhood illnesses and say why not?—RFK2
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Infomercial @infomercial.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
It bears repeating that shit like OANN, Newsmax, Infowars, hell even Stormfront, NEVER had a paywall. Meanwhile you get 2 free NYT articles per year if you create an account and sign up via email and start your free trial by inputting your credit card information and email activation code and
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
You’re laughing? The richest man in the world runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing?
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Trying to rebuild my Twitter following list on each successive Twitter replacement with its own weird interface and rules is a fulltime job, and Elon should be forced to pay me a salary.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Trump seems to have provoked an assassination attempt on Obama but it’s not being covered as a big political story bc msm political desks don’t want to look biased apnews.com/article/jan-6-obama-just…
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Trump posted what he said was Obama's address, prosecutors say. An armed man was soon arrested there
Federal prosecutors say former President Donald Trump posted on his social media platform what he claimed was the home address of former President Barack Obama the same day a man with guns in his van ...
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 04/07/2023
when movies get deleted for tax reasons, they should legally become public domain. people should be allowed to upload it anywhere they want. that's the tradeoff you make if you wanna delete your own movie released this year for a few extra bucks, and i think it's fair
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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Don’t worry guys, they got this
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
CNN should just lean in and approach everything with this ethos. “What if we ask Kanye host a Seder? What would happen if we bought Jared Fogle a Build-A-Bear franchise? OOOHHHH JEFFREY DAHMER COOKING SHOW”
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
If you call me through an app, I will text your windows with a rock
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yoyoha @yoyoha.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
the dangers of AI are increasing every day
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
She looks like a low-level henchman from one of the Joel Schumacher Batman movies
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/05/2023
“This strike will cause significant delays in our eventual scrapping of those projects.”
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Netflix Condemns WGA Strike For Putting Future Show Cancellations Behind Schedule
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing the negative effects the recent union action would have on the company, Netflix officials condemned the Writers Guild of America strike Tuesday for putting future show cancellations behind schedule. “We have dozens of shows already stuck in the early stages of the preproduction process, but…
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
A core element of right wing harassment campaigns is politicizing parts of community culture in order to “work the refs” into making a place more dangerous. They do this to media as well. Ex: they cast not harassing people as a “leftist value” and then claim political persecution when banned for it
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/04/2023
It’s fascinating that Elon Musk and company absolutely believed all of us would stay on Twitter in perpetuity - and eat an infinite amount of mean-spirited shit - out of desperation.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 29/04/2023
POSTING ON BLUESKY: eating toast for breakfast 🍞🔥 POSTING ON TWITTER: I'm going to eat toast for breakfast but this does not mean that I do not appreciate other breakfast foods & I don't mean to imply that other meals are lesser. I simply enjoy toast in the mornings but it's also okay if- (1/16)
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
Behind every great man is me rolling my eyes and doing the jerkoff motion.
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Zet Lorento @zetlorento.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
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