Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 02/07/2023can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull 21933232
doloresquintana needs a nap @doloresquintana.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Hahaha. That's never going to happen. I'll never drive any of his cars, I'll never get a chip, and I'll never fly on SpaceX. The fucker is going to kill a bunch of people who believe in him. 010
Ed Schwebel @schw33bs.bsky.social · 02/07/2023You'll have to pay $50mil just to have 3 personal thoughts a day 020
Aerzuki✨ @aerzuki.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Ha! I remember when I thought hyperloop would solve Bay Area traffic. At least now I know where NOT to place my faith. 000
elkeinone.bsky.social @elkeinone.bsky.social · 03/07/2023How long ago did he announce that ugly as truck and a bunch of his fanboys, including people who didn't even realize they were a fanboys, lie and said they wanted it and it looked good. 000
Pete Brady @jpeterbrady.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I think of this article concerning ElmoChips. fortune.com/2022/02/15/musk-brain-c… 000
Turtle @turt.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Tesla is the only successful US based car company since the 1950s and SpaceX is taking up a lions share of US space delivered payloads Neuralink is aiming to help people with significant brain injury or other handicaps Yeah, Elon is the bad guy 🙄😅 1400
All Paulo's Eve @oneofthegoodpauls.bsky.social · 02/07/2023For $8 a month you can have 10 times as many thoughts 030
Schrödinger’s Nerd @nerd2pointo.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Don’t worry, if it’s like his Full Self Drive you would have to pay for something that doesn’t work. 000
C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Fuck. I'd forgotten about the cybertruck incident. 1100
Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip in all of his creepy cultists’ skulls. 010
Sarah Sunfire @sarahsunfire.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I've decided I'm going to be a very serious person here on bluesky, so I will uncharacteristically say in an even-keeled tone: I appreciate your sense of humor, Zack. 000
🇬🇧🌈Neg4tory🏳️🌈🇬🇧⩜⃝☭🏴 @neg4tory.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Tfw state-subsidised muskcorp neurochips gain a government-mandate in schools. 000
Jujujuliahh 🇺🇸💙💛🇺🇦🫘 @ohjulia.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I say he's just about ready to run for president! 000
rowast says abolish ICE now @rowast.com · 03/07/2023Reading this while parked in a Tesla makes me uncomfortable shit 000
Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Causing a DDIS attack against myself trying to remember my grocery list 020
