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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

[trying to get out of date] ME: Oh sorry, I have a missed call from 911 DATE: That's not how- ME: *mouthing* IT'S AN EMERGENCY

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

There is one Caleb Hearon quote that comes to mind when I see something like this

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Took these today no o’fents (Irish for offense)

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I love new year eve - counting numbers, kissing smooch style, doing a yell

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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I covered the NFL for The Guardian for like... eight years? Including a stream of Super Bowls. This is 100% accurate.

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

BOSS: Your feminist agenda is starting to disrupt meetings ME: *tucks tampon behind ear like a pen* How

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about it and I think if chickens were trying to steal my style I’d probably say something like “I like that boom boom pow, them chickens jackin' my style”

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Me, my face. A facie they could call it but they don’t

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Doctor’s office has the news blaring in the waiting room, can’t wait to see how normal and good my heart rate and blood pressure are

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Personally I think it’s wrong that they’re launching Katy Perry into the sun. Let her hang out on the moon until the album chatter dies down damn

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a mitten vending machine as an avalanche approaches]

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

My dad and uncle are having a complain off

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

You drink one sports drink and suddenly you’re kicking and throwing any sphere you see. Anyway I’m sorry about your baby’s head it’s just

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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

report this woman for plagiarizing @caithuls.bsky.social's bit

Feb 19, 2020 tweet from @caithuls: No one wants to hang out with me anymore ever since I got a bad personality and became evil

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Sometimes it’s like y’all don’t even care about using a dinosaur toy as a pillow anymore

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Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage i'm like yeah. me know

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

You’ve heard of cast the verb. You’ve heard of casted the made up verb. Let me introduce you to: casteded. Now we’re all mad you’re welcome

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

[bird watching] when's the yellow one gonna teach me the alphabet

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I freestyle cut my own hair in the mirror the other day and it looks fine or good even women can do anything

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Another day of being Eliza Caitlin Thornberry

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Live from South Carolina it’s Birdnado

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

First things first, I’m the cutest

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I could have a really amazing panic attack in this thing

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Obsessed with these emails. I don’t even know what I put on there buddy and I ain’t adding to it and it ain’t full

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

requested my ashes be spread at a water park. a logistic and legal nightmare for my family. one last chance to prove their love

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

YOU: What state do you live in? ME: Solid

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Twirling aggressively in the direction of my haters

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Roses are red Violets are violet That's the color That they are

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

YOU (trying to insult me): I bet you’re fun at parties ME (insulted but the wrong way): I am not! How dare you

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Health insurance is awesome because you can wait on the phone for 45 minutes to hear that it’s actually good that your medicine costs $200 a month because it will help to reach your deductible faster

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Punxsutawney Phil has declared martial law.

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Not gonna lie I’m feeling quite vincible lately

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

[making pizza rolls] instructions: heat them up me: yes instructions: let them cool me: no

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Ah yes the age old pastime of checking if a food is too hot for my mouth by using my mouth

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Your depression is seasonal?? Well isn’t that quaint

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I live on Swan Lake not that any of you care

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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I’m really trying to get the word out about Not Saying Things. Instead of saying things, you can just not say things and many still don’t know this

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