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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ

@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
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NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda…

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
🫂❤️
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Breaking a take.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
🐝
honey bee on a red and yellow indian blanket flower
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
blaspheours
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Always hot. Always fresh.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A tunic made of tapioca. Beware.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Looking for the veins of humanity.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
🤣🤣🥳
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Functional apathy.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Looking for the veins of humanity.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Strunk and White's "Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Blasphemy. Blaspheyou.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
You two are making me cream in my pajamas. Just as the flyer advertised.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂❤️❤️❤️❤️
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Yes, especially my eight fingers.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
You can actually see her teeth marks on her own arm from trying to gnaw it off…
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
😁😍❤️
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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.
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kshap @kshap.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
See what happens when you take a chance on me?😁😘
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Are you going to keep doing that? *points at your face*
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Lowered expectations is the hot new trend.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Give a little, get a little.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I'm eating all the cheese. Soon, there will be no more cheese. If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it. -current world philosophy
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Short women lose their temper more quickly because the point they can "have it up to here" is so much lower. And, because men.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
You can’t get my age assurance I’m still not sure I believe it myself.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
(Duck church) Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread *duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
"Sure, bread is great. But have you considered burning it?" ~James Toast, 4069 BCE
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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
"No, you can't have a guardian angel. You read the Telegraph. You'll have to make do with a telegraph angel."
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Wondervamp Jenny @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
When a problem comes along, you must whip it 🎶 Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Okay, half seriously.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Looking good!
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
That, too.
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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I have so many different hairstyles - escaped from dungeon, survived a tornado, Disneyland ride style, broke and out of hair brushes etc etc.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I would take it seriously. Especially if it dealt with clowns.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I was going to post something serious today, but I know no one would take it serious. Also, never drink beer giving to you by a drunk koala. It leads to a place filled with clowns who sing pop songs while forcing you to eat packaging peanuts.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
🤣
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Maybe the odd nature documentary with penguin humpies etc 😁😂🤣😍
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
🤣🤣🤣Odd indeed. Penguin humpies!!🥳🥳🤣🤣😍❤️
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
🤣🤣🥳Sexy ones.😁😍
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Reverse Cowgirl Mortgage
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
No, Macs now do C only. Converters work. Just a pain if you need something quickly.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I was talking about A vs C.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Blasphemy. Blaspheyou.
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