Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every second TikTok is just some speccy prick reading an AI script. You can see the fucking reflection in their glasses. 030
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I hate to say it, but I just did something with Claude at work that will save me about 3-5 hours a pop. I’m not telling anyone that of course. 060
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We need to ban social media for under 25 year olds just for me personally. 050
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m a neurotypical fundamentalist. Down with the divergents. 200
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They should do a Pokemon release where only children can buy them and if you run into the store you get put on a paedo list. 171
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 02/09/202625 years since we entered the real bleak 21st century, 18 years of “do more with less and 10 years of Trumpism. Woo. 050
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m trying to figure out how my $50-100 worth of Claude tokens is meant to replace half the Marketing team I used to work with. 190
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I see clips of gigs or festivals from places that used to be known for having good crowds and they’re all dead. 030
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 30/08/2026A nice weekend where I didn’t do much and yet somehow spent about €300. 030
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I moved into tech at the worst possible time. Every day for the last 6 years has been fucking worse than the last one. Everything is shite. What a miserable future. 140
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I spent $100 on Claude at work this week just to get pissed off. 010
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Feel very nostalgic for old times these days… even though they had their own misery and no hot honey. 021
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Bought proper eclipse glasses a month ago. Smartest cunt in Dublin over here. 180
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 07/08/20269 people viewed your profile. See who it is with LinkedIn Premium. 091
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Standing on the platform, looking at scorched grass, reading about the road to the Singularity. The speaker crackles and echoes off nothing, as it always has. I still have no idea whether the train is coming or going. 020
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When I was growing up there was a lot of lads called Ross and Gary and now there isn’t. Science can’t explain that. 2111
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 28/07/2026There’s me in The Liberties looking like a badly poured Guinness. 260
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 22/07/2026One of the things I never understood about Interstellar was the urgency for McConaughey to leave. It’s probably some orbit bullshit, but they had him rushing like it was a 5:50am Ryanair flight. 010
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Layoffs are so unimaginative. Burn fast and bright. Stick the ARR on black. Give everyone cocaine. Bribe the President. 030
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Trophies won 1967-2026 Scotland: 1 (Kirin Cup, 2006) England: 0 070
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 16/07/2026There won’t be a plastic chair safe in Atlanta, Georgia tonight. 050
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Agent Tuchel. Your job is done. Please return to base. 140
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’ve thought it over and I’m ready to support England in the World Cup final. 0211
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Defend a 1-0 against the world champions? It never works, but… 080
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I hope England get fucked 10-0. Please leave me alone with your AI slop videos and Telegraph articles. 191
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It’s kind of fucked how many videos online are just Americans talking in their cars in the middle of a big slab of concrete. 0120
Reposted by Craig HunterCraig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 14/10/202572 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare. 35410
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 07/07/2026man who was citing FIFA laws yesterday: I never really liked gay soccer anyway 041
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The US and FIFA corruption is “under 18’s manager playing his shite son as starting striker” on a global scale. 040
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy 4th of July to all my American fans out there. 041
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Why didn’t Taylor Swift just rent an Irish castle for her wedding like a regular classless rich Yank? 0101
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Is there a way to invest in air conditioning stocks so I can retire before the world burns? 071
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It’s actually mental how every result is now going against Scotland. Steve Clarke angered the football gods. 063
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Probably shouldn’t have booked that flight to Mexico City until after Scotland played five time winners Brazil in Miami. 060
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Three Scotland games into the World Cup and my Yank wife still doesn’t get it. Doesn’t understand why I’m tense. Optimistic. Pessimistic. Sick. 180
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 20/06/2026It’s been like 70 odd years and ONCE AGAIN Scotland need to get something in the last group game against Brazil. 063
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I see some fans in the stadiums simply clapping when their country gets a goal. I don’t get it. It feels like all my limbs are going to explode when Scotland score. 060
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I’ve been saying America is fun and Yanks are good craic for years when over visiting the Yinzer in-laws… completely let the pandering money maker algorithm slip through my fingers. 030
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Complimented my Deliveroo lad’s bike and he was proper delighted. Just bought it yesterday. Gave him one of these as he left: 👍 160
Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My Yank wife is discovering the lore of big Duncan Ferguson. 040