Reposted by Averyphil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 19/10/2025you people with pump top shampoo/conditioner ever just feel real nasty when they’re running low and you’re just in there ass naked pumping those tops like “come on, squirt all over my hands” and then it just explodes all over the shower 091
Reposted by AveryMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025In reality, having a big heart is a medical condition that can kill you.... metaphorically it can kill you too. 819784
Reposted by AveryMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Wish there was a champions medal for running a daily three-legged race with anxiety and depression. 617772
Reposted by AveryFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger 920142
Reposted by Avery🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 15/10/2025The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert. The Flandalorian 913859
Reposted by AveryFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/10/2025went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt 26711
Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 15/10/2025It’s that time of year when I’m becoming increasingly stuck indoors, soooo… *begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet* 5372
Reposted by AveryBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 16/06/2025my life is being stolen right before my eyes one work day at a time 926478
Reposted by AveryAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/06/2025sex so good he forgets every word but your name and now you have to order for him at restaurants 318447
Reposted by AveryFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16/06/2025don’t talk about the elephant in the room until it’s had its coffee 06420
Reposted by AveryBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 15/06/2025was gonna go to a third yoga class this week but that might be too much of a stretch 28036
Reposted by AveryPieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I’m sorry I was late, I was trying to peel a boiled egg 815639
Reposted by AveryAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 15/06/2025‘oh man sporemichael can’t flerp for shit and if everblunken does’t cribble more sploops this team is never gonna make it to the big brouhaha’ that’s you doing sports talk, that’s what you sound like 34816
Reposted by AveryLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Dirty commies call each other comrade, but slutty commies get called cumrade 57311
Reposted by AveryPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Turns out the teaches of peaches is not the kind of education most employers are looking for. 46420
Reposted by AveryPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Apples aren't special. You can bob for whatever the hell you want. Go bobbing for fish I dunno. water is literally full of those things. 1112745
Reposted by Averyrichie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I mean, I’m naked and afraid but I’m just in my kitchen 016166
Reposted by AveryMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Louis Vuitton's Spring line is featured under my eyes this morning. 713878
Reposted by AveryAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 13/06/2025what do i bring to a relationship? hold on …[reaches into pants pocket]…four dollars and forty-seven cents, a hair tie, some anxiety wadded up inside an old receipt, and a fuzzy blue Sour Patch Kid 1318044
Reposted by AveryOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/11/2024they don't teach you this but it's totally ok to break up with someone on the spot if you see them microwaving a slice of leftover pizza 3426951
Reposted by AveryUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I prefer weed glasses to beer goggles any day. 14217
Reposted by AveryBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 14/06/2025If I had a curved dick I’d introduce it like, “say hello to my little bend.” 1925751
Reposted by Averyactually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025look if you want to fight with your spouse in public that's fine by me but don't get mad when I clap and cheer for the rightful winner 29823
Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 14/06/2025tfw you find that Goldilocks dick…not too big, not too small, fits and hits just right 2174
Reposted by Averyphil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 05/06/2025annoying the wife by singing 🎶 come and sit on my faaaace to the tune of the three’s company theme 5367
Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 06/06/2025A McChicken, a McFish, and fries with hot mustard should McFix me 3236
Reposted by AveryfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/06/2025i saw a marching band playing ‘band on the run’ and i was like no you’re not 1022644
Reposted by AveryMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/06/2025*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts 28583167
Reposted by AveryGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/06/2025slow blinking at the customer to calm them and establish trust 433454
Reposted by AveryfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/06/2025i can’t wait to love my child no matter who they love 1954787
Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Meant to post this yesterday…belated Sunday selfie 4390
Reposted by Averyphil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 02/06/2025*whispering to myself to have a normal skeet* colossus should have fought fully bricked up so he could use his bio-steel cock like an extra weapon 3268
Reposted by AveryPieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Scientist: and why did you name this animal “Octopus?” “Because it has 8 holes” Scientist: wait, what? “Arms, I meant arms” 720249
Reposted by AveryAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025‘why don’t you call more often?’ is a trick, your mom knows how to use a phone too 526550