iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

you people with pump top shampoo/conditioner ever just feel real nasty when they’re running low and you’re just in there ass naked pumping those tops like “come on, squirt all over my hands” and then it just explodes all over the shower

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

In reality, having a big heart is a medical condition that can kill you.... metaphorically it can kill you too.

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

…and the Burger King was behind the bar, telling them he doesn’t serve their kind

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Wish there was a champions medal for running a daily three-legged race with anxiety and depression.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Lol heyyyy…and I’m pretty sure I’m the same size, but 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I’ve been alright, hope you have too

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Ohhh there’s nothing left after this year so no worries

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

It’s starting off a little slow, but there are some funny parts

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m pretty sure I’ve already watched everything else

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert. The Flandalorian

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

It’s that time of year when I’m becoming increasingly stuck indoors, soooo… *begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I don’t really want any porridge, it’s always too hot or too cold, and I’m not sure how I had any to begin with…where did it come from? I didn’t buy it

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

my life is being stolen right before my eyes one work day at a time

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

sex so good he forgets every word but your name and now you have to order for him at restaurants

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

don’t talk about the elephant in the room until it’s had its coffee

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

😂 I’d be totally ok with that 😝

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

was gonna go to a third yoga class this week but that might be too much of a stretch

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I’m sorry I was late, I was trying to peel a boiled egg

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

‘oh man sporemichael can’t flerp for shit and if everblunken does’t cribble more sploops this team is never gonna make it to the big brouhaha’ that’s you doing sports talk, that’s what you sound like

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

😂 Who doesn’t love getting into some repeating diphthongs?

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Lol…no, def not that, but I don’t remember specifically what it was…maybe it was castaway

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

He’s my celebrity anti-crush lol

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Dirty commies call each other comrade, but slutty commies get called cumrade

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Turns out the teaches of peaches is not the kind of education most employers are looking for.

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Apples aren't special. You can bob for whatever the hell you want. Go bobbing for fish I dunno. water is literally full of those things.

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Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Personally, I woulda left him there

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I mean, I’m naked and afraid but I’m just in my kitchen

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Louis Vuitton's Spring line is featured under my eyes this morning.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

what do i bring to a relationship? hold on …[reaches into pants pocket]…four dollars and forty-seven cents, a hair tie, some anxiety wadded up inside an old receipt, and a fuzzy blue Sour Patch Kid

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