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Arran

@arrannz.bsky.social
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I am self-employed. I am doin' fine. I don't deal with egos. I am Joe the boss of my own body. So what the fuck do I have to work for you for? boxd.it/4Aed

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Arran @arrannz.bsky.social · 2h
East of Eden giving me pure Tracy Letts, this is the stuff
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WNBA @wnba.com · 3h
YEAR 3, AND THE RESUME SPEAKS FOR ITSELF 📝 A look at the accolades Angel Reese has collected on her way to becoming the 2026 KIA Defensive Player of the Year. #KIADPOY | #WNBASeason30
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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 8h
Peggy on Mad Men saying "Oh, shit. It's October 1st?"
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19h
this piece identifies a bunch of genuine issues, but is also extremely meandering and sloppy. at one point the authors claim erin deadnamed someone, and only a few paragraphs later it becomes clear that they weren’t actually able to confirm that. wild move to make in a fact-checking piece.
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Arran @arrannz.bsky.social · 20h
@robdelaney.bsky.social heading into the office after dropping his wife off at karate practice
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 20h
Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 22h
shout out to all the men logging in to say "i do not support grape, sorry y'all algorithm thing"
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23h
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I hate the dismissive way politics-heads talk about lefties having “purity tests” as an insult. It’s such a sneer. But looked at another way - what it really means is that they have DIFFERENT purity tests. E.g. if we demand full trans rights, that’s supposedly a purity test. Why? [cont]
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Arran @arrannz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anne Bancroft singing "It's just a void"
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
It turns out you can’t actually base an entire economy on skull measuring
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Paul Mainwood @paulmainwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well done McKinsey for keeping up their report that forecasts the value of the Metaverse as $5 trillion by 2030. www.mckinsey.com/capabilities...
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keep seeing posts on Facebook and Insta about the incredible billion dollar box office the Michael Jackson biopic achieved and the tone is "case closed😎" like he can't possibly have been a child rapist coz his hagiographic fluff piece made a bunch of money.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like the fact that he was in the mass auditions in 2013 is not really enough at this point to keep American Idol in the headline.
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Arran @arrannz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It’s like being trapped inside a tuba for two hours" - @bilgeebiri.bsky.social www.vulture.com/article/revi...
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Digger Is a Brazen Act of Self-Sabotage
The Tom Cruise–starring climate-change satire is a torturous experience — sometimes purposefully so, often unintentionally so.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Digger (2026)
Tom Cruise, in the mall, has way too much shit on, holding a shovel so you know we photoshopped really really hard.

"Tom Cruise is Digger"

The real poster is gonna get vandalized a lot in certain neighborhoods.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Digger, or, The Unexpected Virtue of Not Putting Movies on Oscar Prediction Lists Before You See Them
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I hate being right.
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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Arran @arrannz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had to share @janecnolan.bsky.social's good joke
Oh, now I know who Jonathan Lipnicki was in Primetime. He's the guy who pulled out his wang.
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Did you know the human wang weighs eight pounds
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I will vote to send myself out to sea on a barge before I vote for Rahm Emmanuel. Please be serious.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
yeah i am reasonably sure that i have a better chance of winning the democratic primary for president than rahm emmanuel
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Arran @arrannz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real ones know
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women:
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Beshear forever, man
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independentmena.bsky.social @independentmena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This reeks of Brock Turner. So tired of "promising young men" being spared after destroying the lives of women. Ten years later and it is the same BS. Thank you to the editorial staff of the Cornell Daily Sun for having the courage to do the right thing.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.
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Rob Tracinski @tracinski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK, Washington Post, enlighten me. What is the bright side of being a Nazi?
Washington Post headline and subhead: "She helped lead a far-right internet movement. Then it turned on her. Inspired by female conservative influencers, Amy Dangerfield worked to become one of Nick Fuentes’s model 'groypettes.' A vicious fight left her grappling with the dark side of far-right fame."
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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kermit talks his divorce, the death of close personal friend Jim Henson, and his new action film with director Paul Verhoeven in this 1992 Rolling Stone profile
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026
Fewest women I've ever seen in a single event space, and I cover comic conventions for a living.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026
beast mode
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When they showed up for the job interviews, they were probably carrying iced coffees, otherwise they'd almost certainly be earning a living wage with medical coverage.
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Arran @arrannz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@alexwinter.com Impeccable work in Primetime, dude. A nearly impossible part that you nailed.
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