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A Monster Girl

@amonstergirl.bsky.social
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Extremely important pupdate from the NYC dog costume competition.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
imagine getting an F in Erection Quality from your robot cock ring
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
painting of a beautiful haunted man labeled "me reading the news" and a skeleton playing the fiddle leaning leeringly over his shoulder labeled "my alcoholism making some good points"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/12/2024
me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 11/12/2024
A lot of things suck in this lifetime, but I remember when the thought of this was incomprehensible. This is beautiful.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm so tired of seasoning and then cooking chicken every day it never fucking ends
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/12/2024
reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
We have to reclaim ginger ale. It’s too good to only have on sick days. It’s always the right time for six to eight cans of ice cold ginger ale.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
Fireworks suck.
Norman Rockwell man standing and speaking out
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
shit this is still me being sick in 2024
"What being sick looked like in the 80s"

- vicks vaporub
- ginger ale
- chicken soup and crackers
- couch
- daytime tv (price is right)
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Immortan Joe: You are awaited in valhalla!!! War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!! Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
you wanna leave me a message about how I’m in immense danger? good luck buddy my voicemail has been full for 7 years
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
it’s foolish to imagine yourself as immune to scams, but my strategy of never answering the phone for any purpose is pretty much rock solid
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
nightmarish
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
As someone raised in the fires of early 00s forums, seeing furry art in feeds where I least expect it is like seeing wolves thriving in Yellowstone again. A healthy furry population is the sign of effective rewilding efforts.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/01/2024
as someone who looks at a ton of atrocity videos for my work: you do NOT need to be looking at that stuff unless you have a specific genuine purpose for doing so you are NOT helping anybody by traumatizing yourself
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 02/12/2023
@lamentationsmythe.bsky.social BIRBS WITH LONG DISTANCE FRIENDS
news.northeastern.edu
Parrots learn to make video calls to chat with other parrots, then develop friendships, Northeastern...
Pet parrots in a new study led by Northeastern researchers loved using iPads to call fellow birds to chat while forging lasting friendships.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 30/11/2023
rip anthony bourdain you would have loved november 29th 2023
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A Monster Girl @amonstergirl.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
finally the day I’ve been waiting for, the day I want to be Online
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blossom 🌸 oct. 23 🍰 @theblossombratt.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
my cats in the morning:
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Last night came around the corner to be faced with this situation:
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A Monster Girl @amonstergirl.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
can someone explain to me what is going on here
The back view of a woman who appears to be wearing jeans under a pair of black slacks.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Happy Columbo’s Day
Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG
WHEN I GET BACK, IF THE CAR'S OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COOKIE. IF THE CAR'S GONE, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COOKIE ANYWAY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.”Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOGSeries of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOGSeries of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
When u see a bug
goofy ass cat
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A Monster Girl @amonstergirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
“everytime I drink even one coffee I feel nauseous and anxious but I’m tired so drinking two couldn’t possibly cause any problems” I say as I make the same mistake for the thousandth time
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
my cats when anyone who doesn't live here comes over
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Kinda rude that the only two options are existence & death
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A Monster Girl @amonstergirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
watching a sex scene in Grease: my daughter, pure, gay: “why are they doing that, girls want to do that with other girls!” me, pervert, bi: “unfortunately some like to do that with boys”
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Tamreen @scriptor.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Antarctic scientists showed tiny, early signs of a new accent after spending all winter in isolated groups talking to each other. Cool to see exactly how the process of language divergence starts #langsky
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Linguists Hear an Accent Begin
Residents of an overwintering station in Antarctica provided linguists with evidence of the first small changes in speech that may signal the development of a new accent.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
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A Monster Girl @amonstergirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
even in spanish, literally the song my daughter is doing for musical theater: “Y luego Adri me dijo que para el twerk La clave, según ella, era Pones las manos así, entonces con cadera a cadera Y con un poquito de Como con, sacando un poquito el culo, ¿no? Ala, es verdad eh Qué fuerte”
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A Monster Girl @amonstergirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
one absolutely wild thing about Spain is their English isn’t great and they love original edits of songs. parents all watching with pride as 5 year olds show off dance moves to WAP and songs littered with the N-word
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A Monster Girl @amonstergirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
thinking about how all the girls in my daughter’s class (7 yos) sing barbie world and in musical theater they’re learning to twerk
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A Monster Girl @amonstergirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
listening to the Barbie album and I would like to reiterate: pls marry me nicki
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 28/09/2023
The Senate's dress code should be those Nascar driving suits where you can see everyone who gave buddy money
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 25/09/2023
fall/winter enjoyers be like "i enjoy witnessing the natural beauty of our world perish in slow motion. i take pleasure in the reduction of shared joy and existence in community. The barren emptiness of deadly cold leaves me not only sated, but hungry for more."
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Brandon Streussnig 📽️ @brndnstrssng.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
I don’t want to hear about wellness on this app, thanks in advance, I have no intention of improving myself
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗
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Bridge Access Program | CDCCenters for Disease Control and Prevention. CDC twenty four seven. Saving...
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
(guy in a pickup sees a guy with a trans wife) damn, my daughter never even had a chance
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
"trans women are too good at being women and cis women can not compete at femininity" was not an argument i saw coming
libs of tiktok tweet getting mad because a trans woman won homecoming queen at some random high school and posting a photo of the court asking "can you guess which one is male"
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