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Dr. Merri 🐸 @merri24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am going to hunt down this brewery and buy every can 😎

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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 13h

Jerry Hall shared a bed with Rupert Murdoch, so being buried alive shouldn't have phased her. #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK

Hannah Fry and Jerry Hall sharing a coffin.

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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 15h

My psychological thriller, Sleep, is on sale for the whole month, so if you haven't grabbed it already, now's your chance. 💙📚👀📢📚 #Booksky #PsychThriller buy.bookfunnel.com/t...

A banner depicting a woman in silhouette walking up a wooden stairs holding a knife. Bright turquoise light is shining in from the landing. The wording, what drives a woman to murder? And the title, Sleep, by M K Boers (book). At the bottom a quote, “A compelling domestic drama where the tragic build-up to an awful crime unfolds through the eyes of a desperate woman.” SJI Holliday, Bestselling author of The Last Resort & Violet

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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 21h

I need *all* the hedgehogs

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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 22h

The flowers currently in our garden. In October.

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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cheese for dinner again tonight. Téte de Moine

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There isn't an AI on this dumb fucking planet that could produce anything better than Ma Baker by Boney M and I'll fight any greasy little tech twat upstart that disagrees and I will win because they're all fucking pussies.

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Cathy @cathyby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't want personalised music. I want music that surprises me, music I couldn't have imagined, music that gets me outside my comfort zone and shows me new worlds. Why is this new world they're selling SO DULL?

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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me bursting into a Michelin star steakhouse clutching a wet, uncooked hotdog in my hand: “I’ve revolutionized food!”

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today, in Russian propaganda:

Schaeffer Marlyse. @Schaef... • 6h
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• Translated from French Show original
I am a French mother with beautiful children.
I did not give birth to them for them to be sent to the trenches.
French and Russian mothers do not want their children to fight against each other.
We are not enemies.
#RuslandIsNotMyEnemy

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I'm a Dutch mother with beautiful sons. I did not give birth to my children to be sent into the trenches. Dutch and Russian mums don't want their boys fighting each other. We are not enemies. #RuslandIsNotMyEnemy

Nadja @EuropaNormal • 9h
• Translated from German Show original
I am a German mother with a beautiful son. I didn't give birth to my child to send him into the trenches. German and Russian mothers do not want their boys to fight against each other. We are not enemies.
#RuslandIsNotMyEnemy

Dday @DdayohneZiffern • 12h
I'm a German mother with beautiful sons. I did not give birth to my children to be sent into the trenches. German and Russian mums don't want their boys fighting each other. We are not enemies.
#RuslandIsNotMyEnemy

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Sir Richard Mountbasket🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @richmountbasket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Seeing the pic of the RAF Fairford gang, I can't help wondering if police accidentally arrested a South London boy band. Also, why is that copper so extraordinarily interested in the young man's groin area?🧐🍆

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beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i am once again asking content creators to stop holding their lapel mics

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Xenta @xenta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bastik🧡🧡🧡

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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Getting some culture in a pre war villa museum. There’s a mini lift so as himself goes up, the rest of our party runs up the stairs - I’m ready to snap a photo of the emerging passenger, @obscurethingy.bsky.social crouches down to jump up at him as the door opens. Only two perfect strangers emerge 👀

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Nutwerk🔻 @nutwerk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ik zag twee beren ... | Bas van der Schot #Volkskrant

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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.

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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I tried following Netanyahu's speech but it was far too triggering. I have an extremely high tolerance for bullshitting politicians but this maniac claiming to speak on behalf of Jews worldwide was more than I could take. He really is exactly like Trump. He says the total opposite of what is true.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion

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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How I feel right now about the British/ 🇬🇧English( whatever) political landscape is that some one wrapped in a Union Jack could whack me over the head with a flag pole & the BBC would shove a microphone in my face asking why I provoked the attacker & the Home Sec would invite the attacker for tea .

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SLJ @obscurethingy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You don't have to fuck people over to survive. #streetart #Netherlands

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Bluesky gang be turning up for cute cat pics all like:

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Ben Coates @bencoates1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Leaving for a long holiday, I told the animal ambulance people: if you can’t find a home for those orphaned ducks, I’ll take them when I get back. No chance there’ll still be there in a month, I thought. Many weeks later, the phone rings. Fuck.

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Armchair Classicist (Ryan Schaller) @armchairclassicist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*piles. support piles. 📚💙 By Natalie Dupille

A cartoon panel of one person telling their partner "Don't move those, that's my emotional support style of unread books!"

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When you discover that your inner beast is actually a Kookaburra.

Picture of a kookaburra, with the headline "sausage addicted kookaburra is too fat to fly"

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i’d cry onstage too if i “found out who my real friends were” and it was p!nk and boy george

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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Brace yourselves. I have found the most annoying thing on the Internet. Behold: fridge styling. Frankly I think we might as well let our AI overlords finish us off.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 17/09/2026

Today is 17th of September. OTD in 1939 the Soviets invaded Poland as per their agreement with Nazi Germany stated in Ribbentrop-Molotov part. Of course they call it "special military operation to protect ethnic minorities in Eastern Poland". They held victory parades together with Nazis.

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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Finneas on the turntable this morning 🌅

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"I'm making Piddington Referendum Jam" x

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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran Tour latest

Partridge: I might as well say this now, Sue Cook has pulled out.

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Dead Lake is on sale for 99c indefinitely. The water was lit by the dying light, red in hue, like a lake of blood. “Portentous,” said Annie. “That’s a big word.” “Something’s afoot, Patricia, don’t think this thing is over.” buy.bookfunnel.com/g... 💙📚👀🪐📢📚#Books #DarkFantasy

An advert with the cover of Dead Lake by Miranda Kate, which depicts a lake with a lot of stumps of dead trees at the shore line. It has a brown filter and in the centre, under the title, is a swirl of bright yellow light. The words Dead Lake are in yellow with a slight decayed appearance. It is set against a background of a birch tree wood, where you can see the trunks and the sun shining through and a slight green filter is used. In the top right corner in a green bubble the words On sale 99c can be seen. Written in white underneath are the words: On a landmass broken by man, a corrupt network grows, and a witch vows to take it down.

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