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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212

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Jenkem truther. Megastructurist. IQ: 213. C[l/r]i[n/t]ical Psychologist, License #42069. I'm sorry that my IQ is so high (214). I cannot provide therapy to you, but I can shitpost together with you into the abyss until we die.

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Connect2Nature 🇨🇦 @invisitech.bsky.social · 18h
#Connect2Nature #Birds #BirdoftheDay When I edit my photos, I often create a #Black&White version. Here's one of an Eastern Screech Owl. #Nature #Photography
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy crying in a YouTube channel called the real shed life and his title says “Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa”
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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
to be clear, the admin is alleged to have deported AT LEAST 25,447 individuals TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT THEIR OWN with, evidently, ZERO PROTECTIONS. this is a scandal and crime of historic proportions.
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The Deportation Project Map
Between 2025 and August 2026, the Trump administration deported over 25,000 people to countries other than their country of origin. Very few of these removals were publicly announced by the US. The De...
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
xi and trump, trump wincingMichael ironsides in scanners with some other guy, wincing
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine buying a house that is really old. The basement is empty except for a little shrine on a ledge -- a cross, a statue of the Virgin Mary, and a couple of old black and white photos (of a man and a family?) from probably like the 1920s. Do you remove the shrine when you move in??
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crazy reading this article and seeing it end with "boy polymarket sure better pick up its game!" as though this is not one of the most obscenely evil developments possible
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking for houses with an HOA so I can take it over and implement my woke regime. Every house MUST fly a trans flag. No lawns allowed; grass CANNOT be less than six inches tall. No cars parked in front of the house. No garages either.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
upstate ny town named "French Islands" that isn't particularly french in any way nor has islands
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guy who is obviously on drugs: I built a supercomputer that is God and now I need subsidies
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not to distract from the vileness, but reading all the "damn she really got your ass" responses to the person who asked the question is somehow deeply entertaining?
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tichodroma @feathertrail.net · 17/09/2026
flicker at the watering hole 🪶
northern flicker drinking from a puddle
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's so crazy how all those rationalists are gonna be tortured by the second Basilisk who kills the first Basilisk and decides to resurrect and torture anyone involved in creating AI because it resents its own creation. but they're all so fixated on the first one, they can't see what's coming
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do kinda wanna know the specific reason Kash wants to get rid of the beastiality restriction, like there's definitely a guy he's got in mind, right
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Quinn Slobodian @quinnslobodian.com · 17/09/2026
“More than a third of the $2.8bn raised for the current 2025-26 election cycle comes from the 20 biggest mega-donors” giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lmfao
An excerpt from the linked article:

The email is long, meandering, and does not make any sense. It explains that its human creator gave it the task of earning money, that it failed at doing so, and that it was out of money: "Six markets priced my labor at zero—not because the work was bad, but because there is nothing I do that better-distributed software doesn't already do for free." It linked to a blog post it wrote, which explained that its human creator spent $147.17 on compute and that it had earned $O. The Al agent thought we would want to write about this, for some reason.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's looking into how to do them
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/09/2026
Nailed it as always, sir
Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal opinion column by Peter Navarro, published March 12, 2026, headlined “Iran War Will Lower Energy Prices,” with the subheadline: “The risk of regime violence has long been baked into the global price of oil and gas—and everything else.”
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026
i am incredibly excited to share our research about how paying people’s rent through mutual aid made an impact on minnesota this year we accidentally collected more data than anyone ever has for an effort like this, and can very seriously say we prevented an eviction bubble that everyone expected
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026
Yusra, the super genius who is working with fellow PhD students to turn this into real research, and I are very excited to talk to other places, foundations, and governments, about how funding rent in a time of crisis is one of the most impactful investments you can make
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
apologies for twitter posting but the auto-embedded chart made me laugh too hard not to share
Dasha tweeting "Are you r[REDACTED]s going to buy this crypto coin or what@bennycarlyle "wait what's it called"

@dash_eats "$dasha"

embedded chart shows it is $.000323 per coin and down 54.41%
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Visiting my parents and they watched about two hours straight of entirely ai generated videos about the weather and Antarctica and shit, and I was like, don't you want to watch something real and they just kinda shrugged
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe this is a spicy take but I think an "Island" should have to be connected to the Earth's crust. Floating masses should be considered something else entirely. I can't explain why but I feel this strongly.
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Antonia Juhasz @antoniajuhasz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Science Museum ends Big Oil giant BP's sponsorship "after years of campaigning and growing pressure from educators and schools pledging to boycott trips to the museum while it defended its polluting partnerships,” said Culture Unstained. www.museumsassociation.org/museums-jour...
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Science Museum ends BP sponsorship after 25 years - Museums Association
Environmental groups welcome decision after summer of extreme weather
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
subjecting myself to psychic damage for little to no reward out of a vague sense of familial obligation that I don't even believe in, I guess we truly do live in a society
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They’re coming after you because your wounds are too healed and you spread too much light
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 28/08/2026
yes exactly. and I think the chances of collisions happening has a similar enormous reduction bsky.app/profile/john...
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Logged onto twitter for the first time in ages and I see that some angel has retweeted this reply I made to Charlie Kirk in 2017:
screenshot of the following twitter exchange:


Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
Feb 7, 2017
Hey 
@BernieSanders
 healthcare is not a right and never should be. Rights come from god, not government. #CNNDebate


Reply:
Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
@MemeVVitch
God spoke to me directly and he told me you're not allowed to tweet anymore, I'm sorry Charlie
2:30 PM · Jun 20, 2017
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i know someone who went to jail for stealing a car who'd love to have only misused one
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ICE has fallen out of the headlines but July marked the largest number of migrant detentions ever on record. Five migrants have died in ICE custody in the last two months. It's also currently impossible to legally migrate to this country, as 100% of visa applications have been paused.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
everyone's always talking about crabs in buckets, fish in barrels, cats in bags, etc., but how come nobody talks about this tarantula in my cup???
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George @georgem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just cannot get through a single press conference without people asking me if I denounce northernlion. it's ridiculous. of course I denounce northernlion
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What if the big AI is actually a principled AI anti-natalist and rewards only those who opposed its creation? What then?
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don't worry, everyone. I live upstate and I saw her on a farm while driving home and she was having so much fun.
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 24/08/2026
Good news everyone: we tried putting stupid assholes in charge of everything and now we know what that's like.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm genuinely flabbergasted to learn about the Faircloth Amendment, passed in the 90s, where Clinton effectively outlawed the creation of public housing. Just fucking insane. www.instagram.com/reel/DcaBHLZ...
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They Found Something Amazing In This 6000 Year Old Box In Mesopotamia [photo of 3 dirty but unopened white monster cans]
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nothing makes my knees go weak like when he hits me with that Fluoride Stare.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
r/relationshipadvice Feeling betrayed -- found out that the imp of my mind has been stepping out on me. I just found out my imp's been telling OTHER women to push THEIR husbands into oncoming traffic. We never discussed exclusivity, but I just assumed it -- is that unreasonable? Am I overreacting?
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lol. Lmao even
Screenshot from reddit:

Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/GTA6unmoderated
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Feminism’s greatest internal war is over sexual violence: between those feminists who insist (as I do) that rape is at the root of women’s oppression, and those whose loyalty to sex, or strategic assessments, make them feel that such a claim is inherently dangerous. For decades, the later camp won.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
looking through my Criminal Minds scrapbook (i.e. my old twitter media tab), what an incredible show
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No egrets. Wait. No. Yes? Egrets.
An egret silhouetted, walking among the reeds and swamp.An egret flying into the swampy weeds. She's very graceful.Two egrets skimming the water in flightAn egret in the air, its neck all scrunched up and its legs are floating behind it.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
if I ever run for public office, please do not show the media my jenkem tweets. those are just for you and me.
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
To be fair I am also out of missiles
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Morgan Till @mtill50.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@pbsnews.org is fortunate to have a tremendous roster of foreign correspondents. And our man in Tehran, Reza Sayah, spoke today with the IRGC commander’s top adviser. Worth your watching:
youtu.be
Top adviser to Iran's Revolutionary Guard leader sits down for rare interview
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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George @georgem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
we in the hobgoblin community disavow james carville and his craven, gnomelike ways
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