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Lamentation Smythe

@lamentationsmythe.bsky.social
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@Sadbirdsmythe from twitter. probably an actual bird. vorick stan. roko's basilisk enjoyer. chod hater. ex hooker. unproblematically autistic

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SuzytheSilkie @suzythesilkie.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Merry CHICKSMAS!! 🎁🎄✨️
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Norah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.com · 25/12/2023
This. Look at just one paragraph from the Philanthropy section of his wikpedia page.
Following Michael's death, various charities revealed that Michael had privately supported them for many years. Those charities included Childline (to whom he had donated "millions"), the Terrence Higgins Trust, and Macmillan Cancer Support. Michael also donated to individuals: he reportedly called the production team of the quiz show Deal or No Deal after a contestant had revealed that she needed £15,000 to fund IVF treatment and anonymously paid for the treatment. Michael once tipped a student nurse working as a barmaid £5,000
because she was in debt. On 3 January 2017, another woman came forward and (with the permission of Michael's family) revealed he had anonymously paid for her IVF treatment after seeing her talk about her problems conceiving on an episode of This Morning in 2010. The woman gave birth to a girl in 2012.
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
me and g have been doing a supernatural rewatch and it has renewed my longstanding hatred of chod
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
i'm craving a xmas cheese dip. i didn't know i'd be doing that so i didn't get the ingredients for it anyways i want that cream cheese, ranch, canned chicken one with red pepper flakes, and pita chips to dip in it i know it sounds very mid century but it's actually really good lol
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
beeb 🐦 has had a grumpy xmas due to the horniness, idc how grumpy she gets tho. i'm not letting her hump my hand
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Ruby, pretty ape machine @anontranshoe.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
lieutenant jadzia saying "have you heard of elf on a shelf? he hides in your quarters to observe your activities and sends a report to his boss, who then adds you to the list he keeps of who is good or bad"

major kira arms her phaser pistol and replies "sounds like a collaborator to me"
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Matt Shipman (he/him) @shiplives.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Please, if you care about biodiversity, keep your cats indoors. www.scientificamerican.com/article/cats...
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Cats Kill a Staggering Number of Species across the World
Domestic cats are cherished human companions, but a new study shows the enormous breadth of species the felines prey on when they are left to roam freely
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 11/12/2023
📢 1.57 Logged-out visibility Next week the Bluesky app and website will enable logged-out viewing. If you dont want Bluesky to show your content, you can select this new option in the Moderation screen. Remember Bluesky is a public network. This setting only adds friction to seeing your posts. 3/4
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
y'all, slow horse is such a fantastic show, but barely anyone know it exists bc apple likes to keep their shows top secret for some reason, but if you like corrupt spy stuff you should watch it. it really is amazing
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
i don't actually know what quince tastes like but I would try this. seems like a pretzel would make a unwieldly sandwich base tho lol
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Nora's Sandwich Bot @sandwichbot.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
pecan butter and marshmallow fluff between 2 cookies
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
a terminal case of booktwitter/booktok/bookstagram brainworms, sadly
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
i still can't get over this cait corrain deal. they worked relentlessly for years to build enough of a social media following that publishers would notice them and buy their book, and they finally bought the book! then they shit the bed so badly they lost it all when it was in their hands
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you 🌚 @c0mm13ba5tard.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
one of the the godfathers of goblin mode
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
i do not like the default profile banner here on bluesky. that is too much of that shade of blue
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
if i had a kid would i let them read vc andrews like i did? idk i don't think i would buy them for them but if they got them from the library I'd probably just pretend i didn't see them
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Helen Whistberry @whistberry.northsky.social · 11/12/2023
Feeling slothful this Monday morning for day 11 of #ArtAdventCalendar 🦥
Drawing in white ink against a black background of a sloth hanging from a branch.
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 11/12/2023
See what would happen is, back in the 90s there was this place called the library, and you'd go looking for Douglas Adams or Isaac Asimov and you'd find this Piers Anthony fella who wrote dumb shit like it was smart and all his books were like "nah it's normal for a 10 year old to fuck"
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A Sussex Lady @asussexlady.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Me too, sign. Me too.
A white sign reading 'Please don't lean on me, I am old and fragile!'.
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
cait corrain just ruined her whole career by leaving fake reviews on goodreads. her publisher and agent dropped her and everything. and there was something to do with reylos. it's wild
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Saskya @saskya.com · 10/12/2023
#ArtAdventCalender day 10 Bird on a Branch #art #watercolor #Kleinekunstklasse
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 10/12/2023
some little colorful friends🪶📷🦋
An American Kestrel, showing off an impressive wingspan; the blues and oranges in it's coloring proving it's a tiny but fashionable killing machineA yellow warbler taking off, wings spreadAn American Kestrel; the part of the photoshoot where the model is really conscious of the cameraA yellow warbler showing off their hunting prowess and the tasty snack they've got in their beak
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SoCal Leslie @socalleslie.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Colorful birds: Costa’s hummingbird, Steller’s Jay, hooded oriole and Vermillion flycatcher. 🪶
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 10/12/2023
hello internet! the cutoff for getting presents from me for Christmas is THIS TUESDAY. after that I'll do my best but I (and USPS) can't guarantee anything. www.nora.jewelry
black dragonfly pendantblue cufflinkstrans pride pendantfire colored layered bubble pendant
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
My short film about getting to know your 'sleep paralysis demon' is now out! 🧿 please give it a watch if you're down for some spooky horror animation:
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DYSSOMNIA - an animated horror short film
DYSSOMNIA is a proof-of-concept short film about getting to know your sleep paralysis demon.by Jess. M (https://jam-etc.ju.mp/) with the voice talents of Mir...
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🔻⭕️ - ذئب @habibiwolf.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
check bot for alt
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Marguerite/Peg Turley @margueriteturl2.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
#artadventcalendar day 9 flashback to the week I had a resident fox sparrow!! #birds
Fox sparrow on the dirt with plants around
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
instant coffee makes the best dessert coffees. just throw it in a jar with some ice, milk (my fave is oat but all work), sugar, and whatever flavor you like, then shake the heck out of it. it gets so foamy and yummy. it's better than most ice coffee from the store
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zupa grochowa @grochowa.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
don’t call cops for wellness checks
Police say no one answered the door when officers arrived.
They say there was a concern for the woman's health and safety, so officers entered her unit.
Police say shortly afterward, there was a confrontation and officers deployed a conducted energy weapon then shot her.
They say the woman died at the scene.
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Tufted Titpostbot5000 @tufted.titmou.se · 09/12/2023
#Tuftpostbot Tuftie: True(in 3 dimensions!). Photo by the 3D.
#Tuftpostbot Tuftie: True(in 3 dimensions!). Photo by the 3D.
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
someone gave grok a political compass test and it scored further left than chat gpt and elon is malding about it lmao
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
i want one
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Storm Caywood @stormcaywood.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
#lesficfri wrong www.amazon.com/Love-Low-Gra...
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
this place ain't fucking right (derogatory) this place ain't fucking right (positive)
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 09/12/2023
and yet I still have to make the family dinner every night
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
pain
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
*pixies voice* 🎶 wave of my depression 🎶
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Perfect Orb 🍄 @perfectorb.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Mushroomskeet 159 🍄📷 #naturephotography
Little chestnut brown mushrooms growing beside a dirt roadTurkey tails? growing on a fallen logItsy bitsy witch’s butter growing out of a twig with leafs in backgroundDead tree complelely coated in shelf mushrooms in verdant woodlands
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 09/12/2023
Ok so you guys wanna hear about Surinam toads?
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
i will always have *an amount* of judgment for people who have a substack. for some people it's just a little and for some people it's a lot. the amount is mostly, but not entirely, vibes based
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
i don't like her very much but i do kind of appreciate how feral she makes the smuggest liberals lol
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
it's been a while but i forgot to mention that i made kfc mac and cheese taste good to me. like good enough that i would actually order it now. i put a little onion powder, a little spicy mustard, and a little msg
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
accidentally followed a dude when i was trying to mute him. quickly unfollowed. then blocked due to the mortification of an accidental follow possibly being witnessed lmao
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Lamentation Smythe @lamentationsmythe.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
ok yeah i think that trans lady is pretty fucking mean but I also notice how much more attention she gets for a obviously hyperbolic post than a similarly mean cis person would get and it happens on a regular basis
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 08/12/2023
panera lemonade is the caffeine version of if you got a zima and it was 80 proof
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