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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1h
"A couple quick follow ups, Mr. Secretary -- what the ever-loving fuck are you babbling about? When was the Pentagon recruiting soldiers with 'My Two Mommies'? And how fucking drunk are you right now?"
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 6h
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onion person @junlper.beer · 5h
i take this back, fully retract it, and i apologize for how i phrased this. i posted this while angry at the constant barrage of years of my life witnessing senseless murder in palestine, and this is no way to express my opinion, which is an end to all conflinct in the region. i’m sorry
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 4h
good good good, if it isn’t improper english
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 7h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 6h
He won't say what "monuments" there was a push to have "torn down" because they are literally the exact opposite of monuments to American nationalism.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 13/05/2026
Jonathan Frakes asking a question as the host of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 18h
If you're old enough to compare this play to the Jeffrey Maier play, you should schedule a colonoscopy
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 18h
This is the vice president's guy, no? This should be every headline, it should lead every newscast and EVERY REPUBLICAN SHOULD BE ASKED ABOUT IT.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 18h
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 18h
always read Corel Gallery alt
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18h
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 18h
Worst American of my lifetime.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 20h
Trump: You wanna see trauma? I said it the other day. Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles.
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 18h
He's so excited that he got attention for his comment that he doesn't care that it was bad attention
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 23h
I've been running the numbers at the Video Game Soda Machine Project, and it looks like the site has reached 3,562 soda machines spread across 2,210 games dating from c. 1977 through earlier this week. vgsmproject.com
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The Video Game Soda Machine Project
Obsessively Cataloging Video Game "Pop" Culture
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You've built this algorithm brick by brick. And the foundation will always be InfoWars.
A parody YouTube interface showing a video with a person pointing, titled "How To Get That Newt Gingrich Bod In Time For The Midterms" by "PoliticalBodz." The thumbnail includes text saying "NO GYM REQUIRED!" with an illustrated human outline. A YouTube interface shows a thumbnail with three people. The thumbnail is labeled "Doctors KILLED my baby's sense of whimsy." Above, there is a suggestion, "Because you watched InfoWars." The background of the thumbnail is red, and includes text "MommyOfFive."A YouTube interface showing recommended videos. The first video thumbnail is a red lawnmower in front of a brick church with the title "Marrying Your Lawnmower Is Legal In These 8 States" by JohnsonLawnCare. The header reads "Because you watched InfoWars."Screenshot of a YouTube page suggesting videos related to InfoWars. The top video shows a distressed person and a child walking alone in a forest, with the text "ALL ALONE!!!" The video title is "Exiled My Toddler Into The Forest For 1 Year: Baby Banish Challenge Full Video" by Mommy Chronicles. Another video thumbnail below shows the word "DEMONS" in fiery letters.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 23h
A thing that always strikes me about Hegseth's remarks criticizing the media: he was, of course, a prominent media professional (at Fox News) *for years.*
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Is it inappropriate for taxpayer funds to pay for election-related television ads featuring the president or members of his cabinet?" All: Inappropriate: 89% Appropriate: 9% GOP: Inappropriate: 80% Appropriate: 17% Ipsos / Oct 5, 2026
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me hearing blink-182 in 2001: pop punk is an abomination. I hate these clowns

me listening to blink-182 in 2024: (sniffling) you princes, you poet-kings; you made art too beautiful for an ugly time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps…
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we're giving awards to the billionaires on Thursday! President Trump plans to recognize Tesla CEO Elon Musk, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, AMD CEO Lisa Su, Google co-founder Sergey Brin, Dell CEO Michael Dell and Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella with national medals  we aren't angry enough
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
10 years ago today GOP Sen. Mike Lee: “If anyone spoke to my wife, or my daughter…the way Mr Trump has spoken to women, I wouldn’t hire that person, wouldn’t want to be associated with that person, and I certainly don’t think I’d be comfortable hiring that person to be the leader of the free world”
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If the brunch place has this lamp on the table, your $22 French toast is gonna be dry. They actually use this lamp to dry it
Brushed metal gold miniature table accent lamp.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me: Stop worrying. No one is going to nuke us. Dog: Okay, but maybe I should have a bedtime dinner just to be safe.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 07/10/2026
Twitter/X is just a full right-wing cope mode over the polls this week. Totally data-free discourse flying left and right about non-response among rural voters. It's the wild west over there
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m “not pleased” with his dumb fuckin face but you don’t see me whining to the press about it
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shyduck @shyduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's about time really
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we need Hochul to win by as large of a margin as possible so she can bring the Long Island NIMBYs to heel by upzoning every LIRR stop
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 07/10/2026
Screen grab of text exchange:
“Listening to your podcast on my way to work. your new mint mobile commercial sounds like it’s recorded in a bathroom.”
“It probably was.”
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a very distinct memory of watching "Moonwalker" as a child, and let me tell you, as a person of around 6 years old I thought it was *fucking awesome*!
Poster for "Moonwalker" (1988)
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we are totally going to find out kash patel made him a honorary fbi agent at some point and has been back pedaling ever since
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
SUSAN COLLINS: I was successful in getting road salt removed from the Canada tariff list TROY JACKSON: What about everything else? We can't eat road salt
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Tina-Desiree Berg @tinadesireeberg.com · 06/10/2026
The LAPD union is spending millions to defeat a half cent sales tax that would fund firefighters www.latimes.com/california/s...
The Los Angeles Police Department's officer union said Tuesday it will oppose Measure FD, the half-cent sales tax measure on the Nov. 3 ballot pushed by the city firefighters' union - setting up a bitter and expensive clash between two of the city's most powerful unions.
The Police Protective League said it plans to spend several million dollars on broadcast and digital advertising as well as mailers to oppose Measure FD, which if approved by voters would direct hundreds of millions of dollars annually to the Fire Department to build new stations, hire firefighters and upgrade
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Erika McEntarfer @erikamcentarfer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good on Michael Lewis for giving the DOGE story the journalistic-thriller treatment it deserves. Two events that fundamentally shook my sense of this country's stability were January 6th, 2021, and the six months I spent dealing with DOGE.
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Erika McEntarfer @erikamcentarfer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In streamed an army of cops...and, trotting after them, Nate Cavanaugh, along with more DOGE people. “They are ordering the D.C. cops around like their own private army,” said Colin. “I didn’t see that coming. I didn’t see the police taking sides.” www.wsj.com/politics/mic...
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Essay | Exclusive | Michael Lewis on the Lone Security Guard Who Resisted DOGE
In an exclusive excerpt from “Blockers,” the inside story of the high-stakes D.C. standoff where security chief Colin O’Brien fought off DOGE operatives.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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ally @inaneenglish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
The meme with a sedately dressed Richard Madden looking bemused at a flamboyantly dressed Taron Egerton. Over Richard is the text "Movie Stephen Maturin" and over Taron is the text "Book Stephen Maturin".
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey if you have a couple minutes today and want to give Tennessee governor Bill Lee a piece of your mind on this particular issue here’s his contact page. He has paused all remaining executions for 2026 but he needs to commute this woman’s sentence like today. www.tn.gov/governor/con...
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Share my Opinion with the Governor's Office
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 06/10/2026
The service members were left to seek their own medical treatment. trib.al/cLKQe1P
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Soldiers Wounded in Iran Say DOD Made Them Get Their Own Treatment
The service members were left to fend for themselves.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
when someone drops "sportsball" into a conversation like this they are madder than they have ever been in their life
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no more rectangle
four panel comic of a person laying on a bed playing switch. in panel 1, the cat is peeking over the bed. in panel 2, the cat squeezes under the switch. in panel 3, she sticks her head out and says "no more rectangle." in panel 4, she says "only rosemary"
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dawg I WISH
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 06/10/2026
dumb things I wish to make for myself
shoddy doodle of a skull with strong arms and legs; text says “this is my gym shirt I am getting strong”
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