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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 7h
movies #movies
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 14h
over the weekend, leon went rogue and compromised six or maybe seven miller high lifes that were in the fridge. the incident occurred on saturday night and also involved a red baron frozen pizza. we are conducting a thorough investigation into how this happened
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 10h
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 4 Episode 3A - Ed Good, Rocko Bad - Frame 23
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h
“The music is an essential part of any Grand Theft Auto game, and fans are going to love robbing banks and dodging cop cars while blasting classic pop songs like ‘Short People’ and ‘Political Science.’” — Caleb Grothoff, lead developer
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Rockstar Announces 'GTA VI' Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Fanning hype for its upcoming open-world sandbox game by teasing a copious collection of tracks from the legendary singer-songwriter and film composer, Rockstar Games announced in ...
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 18h
prepare for trouble, and make it double
fanart of Jessie from Pokémon, wearing a dark Team Rocket crop top and skirt oufit, her Pokémon team tattooed on the right arm, bathed in green light, on a red background
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12h
The horse carriage industry is coming to an end in New York City. Our administration will make sure workers and owners are protected and the horses are safe.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14h
Shut up!
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wow, amazing
Line chart titled "Hourly discourse about The Last Jedi," labelled as satire with made-up data. The complaint index holds near 95 to 100 from 15:00 to 03:00 Moscow time. At 03:00 a red dashed line marks "Ukrainian drones hit Yandex data centres," and the index then falls to about 5 within two hours. A small blip to about 18 at 08:00 is labelled "Backup generator," after which the line flattens near zero. The source line reads: "Institute for Correlation Without Causation. Satire, not analysis."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes, yes, the authoritarian president is leading a hate-filled rally in which he urges his followers to physically assault protesters but do NOT call any of these people Nazis or you will make David Brooks sad.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s like writing up an Epstein profile and ignoring his sex crimes
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Thomas HD @degolierthomas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh my God, Kacey you icon

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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/10/2026
its very convenient when people admit their crimes like this, if only there were actually going to be consequences, its a shame crime is legal
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It really feels like it should be easier to defeat some of these people
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Variety is reporting that RJ Mitte, who played Walt Jr. on Breaking Bad, has died. He was 34. No cause of death was immediately given. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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RJ Mitte, ‘Breaking Bad’ Star, Dies at 34
RJ Mitte, who starred in 'Breaking Bad' as Walter White Jr., has died. He was 34.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Chills. Muskegon is FIRED UP and ready to get money out of politics, put money in pockets, and pass Medicare for All!
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 12/10/2026
this is extremely dumb because a momentary sober reflection on how AI is likely to extend lifespans would tell us that the mechanism is almost certain to be "helping us invent a bunch of different drugs that improve various different things," & "making people stop smoking" is an already solved one
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Mike Friedman @mfriedmannola.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Never forget that Tom Homan took bribes. We all watched it happen. The charges were dropped AND HE KEPT THE BRIBE MONEY. Tom Homan should be in prison for taking those bribes. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
reuters.com
Trump aide Homan accepted $50,000 in bribery sting operation, sources say
In the alleged scheme, Tom Homan promised immigration-related government contracts when he joined the Trump administration in exchange for the money.
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love that she’s caught soliciting bribes and they’re still “weighing” the option to fire her
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 12/10/2026
Imagine if losers like this were in charge of the union during the civil war. “The armed seizure of Fort Sumter raises serious questions about our Southern friends and neighbors continuing their upsetting rhetoric about secession”
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Okay I get that Digger is maybe not a crowd pleaser, but I'm a little baffled by the bad reviews and historically bad box office. It's way more compelling than it is frustrating!
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
An important bit of immigration law which is relevant here; there is already a waiver process — Section 212(k) of the INA — by which immigrants who obtain status through fraud that they didn't know about can avoid consequences like losing a green card. So this is *even weaker* than it already seems.
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's not at all hyperbolic to say the president is trying to denaturalize and deport my congressional representative
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 12/10/2026
X is good again now, someone declares! first reply to a post I see on X
Two brown retards fighting over who will control the looting of one of America's once great cities
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hearing Megyn Kelly say “it’s not sexist for a Trump to tell Caitlin to smile more! I said she should smile more. It was advice I got from Roger ailes” caused a tiny Freud head to pop out of my shoulder and scream “INTERESTING!!!!!” directly into my ear
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watch an ICE agent run down and then run over a man. The man was was then writhing on the ground, saying "You broke my leg! You broke my leg!" Agents didn't help him. And btw, the man wasn't the target of their operation.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🙏🏼 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/10/2026
I'm sure X is remarkably friendly if you aren't the target of racial slurs and harassment campaigns. Anyway, I wonder how many "niggers" I'll have to sift through if I start posting there again?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Making of the Perfect Martini, Guy Buffet, Lithography, 2000.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just peeked at his Twitter account and he's got literally dozens of posts about this over the last day or so. Just non-stop bitching that a woman got the Nobel Prize even though she's clearly got lady parts! It's just the saddest, sweatiest crashout I've ever seen.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff is acting like Trump/MAGA/GOP and what they’ve done to the country is Actually Bad. Charismatic and well spoken, which sure helps. But no “my friends across the aisle,” no acting like the imaginary “Baileys” are the only ones who matter, no “don’t talk values, only kitchen table.” That’s it.
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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this
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AliasHandler @aliashandler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s actually a wild story. I recommend reading this book it goes into the whole history of refrigeration through human history and there were some WILD implementations of the refrigerator before we figured out how to not kill people in explosions while chilling food.
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Frostbite: How Refrigeration Changed Our Food, Our Plan…
Winner of the James Beard Award for Literary Writing "E…
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AliasHandler @aliashandler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s not necessary! Ken Burns has been making old black and white photos come to life for decades through the power of voice acting and a camera in motion. We solved this one a long time ago!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Weird that Donald Trump's message is that people who are being assaulted can stop it all by giving up and submitting to the aggressor, so weird, so so weird
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AliasHandler @aliashandler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everybody forgets how they felt last time
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
youtu.be/EHIHl8Rw6W8?...
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The Big Breakfast
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Headline makes it sound like the DCCC spent all their money on hookers and blow and now rent is due but the real reason is Trump and the Republicans are so toxic the DCCC thinks it can compete in districts Trump won by 13-20 points.
Specifically, Merz dedicates significant portions of the memo to four districts where the committee is desperate for more money in order to compete — all of which President Donald Trump won by double-digit margins in 2024:

— Florida’s 27th District (Trump +14.6)
— Nevada’s 2nd District (Trump +13.9)
— South Carolina’s 1st District (Trump +13)
— New York’s 21st District (Trump +20.7)
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Low-hanging fruit for reporters and Dem trackers: ask a Republican running for office, "what would you do if you were in a car with your child and men in hoodies charged at you with guns drawn?" Follow up with "do you think it's reasonable for a parent in that situation to use lethal force?"
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For the love of Kirby please do not listen to anyone who says you should be doing two finished pages of comic book art a day. It is a recipe for burnout, misery, and eventually, the destruction of your career. Industry standard is one a day, five a week. Period. Got it?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the correct energy. No respect to Republicans, KKK, or any other hate group.
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Bosphorus Observer @yoruk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump has been hiding his Russian diesel deal for over a month: the deal was announced yesterday, but it was likely agreed when Witkoff and Kushner visited the Kremlin on 5th September. While Trump was signing the Lindsey Graham Sanctioning Russia and Iran Act of 2026 on 18th September,…
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this target list says the DCCC is convinced the majority is theirs and they're looking to utterly break the GOP's spirit
Ally Mutnick @allymutnick
X.com
NEWS: DCCC begs donors in memo for $17M
before 10/22 to avoid "leaving winnable seats on table" amid wave of GOP $
Top races on line: #FL27 #NVO2 #SC01 #NY21
#MNO1 #ARO2
Others needing funding, per DCCC ED Julie Merz:
#C003 #FLO7 #IN05 #0H10 #NC09 #VA05
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, the reason we mock horrible fascists is not to make fascists change their minds. It is to show they are mockable. It breaks the veneer of respectability and power. It gives others social permission to mock them. Satire is poisonous to power because it makes opposition both fun and collaborative.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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