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@alanjames.online
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artist, marxist, nanotechnologist, and above all a website user

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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every morning I get on here and collect my little notifications, like harvesting medicinal herbs from a monastery garden. I think I am allergic & they may be killing me a little but I do it anyway
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 11h
watched werewolves within (2021), one very good explosion. reaffirms my belief that posties should be allowed to do what they want
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m doing songs at karaoke that would get me killed in 27 states
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 03/10/2026
this is today!!!
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2024
I just need to _____ meme about getting a cross breeze going
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Jonatan Hildén @jhilden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Darwin might have been a well-loved poaster too bsky.app/profile/oddt...
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 27/09/2026
i keep forgetting to post about my rock and roll show next week, but i am playing a rock and roll show at Dive Bar next week
Ad for a punk show at Dive Bar, Castagnes glam punk trash pop jeans and vinyl tour with Travulta, sugarwash, relics toque, Kudatah (my band) and cave paintings. the show is oct 3 at Dive Bar 9692 Jasper Ave at 7pm,
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i suck at wielding my dark power
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 27/09/2026
i keep forgetting to post about my rock and roll show next week, but i am playing a rock and roll show at Dive Bar next week
Ad for a punk show at Dive Bar, Castagnes glam punk trash pop jeans and vinyl tour with Travulta, sugarwash, relics toque, Kudatah (my band) and cave paintings. the show is oct 3 at Dive Bar 9692 Jasper Ave at 7pm,
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's a good way to visualize how the AI boom/bubble is propping up the economy? Ah, thanks.
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 27/09/2026
gremmelin
holly, a beautiful brown tabby cat wearing a cute pink polka dot bow, mid-stretch after getting up off my lap, her legs look too long and her head is squished into her neck, her tail is also bent into a funny shape
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: Bluesky is less annoying today Wife: Are you posting less
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 26/09/2026
the really unfortunate thing is that greater awareness of “rapid [apparent] onset of ADHD” should actually be beneficial because that’s a very classic presentation of the inattentive subtype of ADHD specifically. eg., you have a kid who did really well grades 1-8 who suddenly is failing in grade 9
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we chop we chop we sear we sear hurray hurray a stew is near
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Yum!” ~ 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝕗𝕗𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝔾𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sue Sylvester from Glee saying 'I am going to create a jihad that is so Butlerian'
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Godzilla fucks in this one
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
man they picked the perfect looking guy for this story
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You could run these sorts of calculations for every moment of conflict in every war man ever started (and you should) and what you'd find is a second war running beneath the first one, fought entirely by civilians, against an enemy that has no name.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 17/09/2026
i adopted holly 11 years ago today, so here's a picture of tiny baby slug holly
holly, a beautiful brown tabby cat loafing on a beige carpet, this is from when i adopted her 11 years ago and she is very tiny
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 16/09/2026
that time of year i guess
holly, a beautiful brown tabby cat wearing a cute pink polkadot bow tucked under a blue plaid blanket, and receiving chin scritches
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 16/09/2026
the three normal members of my defunct 90's throwback band have reconstituted into a 2000's throwback band what should we call ourselves
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 15/09/2026
it is a recession indicator that you can't win lunch by putting a business card into a fish bowl anymore
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026
Bluesky appears to be hiding the rest of the thread, so here it is in full:
Mama twins‬
 ‪@hi-its-alaa.bsky.social‬
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Hey guys, Alaa here.
As a Palestinian with a platform,this is my duty to share. Macklemore was just removed from Ed Sheeran's tour for saying Free Palestine on stage.
I'm Palestinian. For the past 3 years, I've used my platforms to show you what's happening to my people.The killings, the starvation,
‪Mama twins‬
 ‪@hi-its-alaa.bsky.social‬
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the children pulled from rubble.Millions of you have watched it here with your own eyes.
So when one of the biggest artists in America loses stages and money for simply calling out a genocide, for simply being a human, I will not stay quiet.
He wasn't punished for hate.He was punished for two words.
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 ‪@hi-its-alaa.bsky.social‬
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And if those two words are more offensive to the industry than everything my people have endured, that tells you everything.
Macklemore walked away from stadiums and money because he knows none of it means anything if you have to stay silent about a genocide to keep it. That's not a loss.
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 ‪@hi-its-alaa.bsky.social‬
· 1h
A stage you can only stand on by abandoning your morals was never worth standing on.
And just to clarify, because people love to twist it: Free Palestine is a call for basic human rights. The right to live, to eat, to sleep without bombs falling. Freedom, equal rights and dignity for every single
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 ‪@hi-its-alaa.bsky.social‬
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person from the river to the sea. Ending the occupation. Justice for the families kicked out of their homes in 1948 who still hold the keys. This was never about hate. It's about humanity, the bare minimum every human on this earth deserves.
Mama twins
‪@hi-its-alaa.bsky.social‬
Follow back
Macklemore habibi, we see you and we stand with you. Today, tomorrow and every day after. From every Palestinian around the world, thank you.

Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Crass Iron Skillet @crassironskillet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We were wrong, he shouldn't Mackle-less
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/09/2026
science says: fuck ‘em
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
also very funny that they put the word balloon on the one character who doesn’t speak. imagine the road runner talks for the first time and says this. as if weren’t already rooting for the coyote
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 12/09/2026
i dont like to still be at work this late on the last friday of the week but i fixed a microscope by blind-aligning an optical fiber to a 15 micron spot, which i was explicitly told was impossible 💪🔬
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 10/09/2026
me reporting a Paul freezer post that is a drawing of a guy getting shot
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As usual, Lenin called it.
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 06/09/2026
it would've been a good bit to count the number of explosions in Coyote vs ACME and just post that as my review, but i didn't, anyway the movie fucken ruled
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 06/09/2026
nobody has freed him since the last time i was at a movie
some kind of carnival game at the soco cineplex, a glass box with a 4-5' tall luigi plush suspended by his neck for some reason
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I walk into a restaurant and the waiter who grated my parmesan the last time throws his apron on the floor and immediately quits.
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
illustration of a bunch of weird cambrian period sea ghoulied
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shut up and get in your pyramid mesh carrier
Bird in a yellow pyramid shaped mesh travel carrier with a zipper on one side
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 10/04/2026
Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse, grinning sarcastically and dressed to kill, with a speech bubble photoshopped under her.
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
screenshot of the 5th element but bruce willis is toto, and the police are the lion

the lion is asking sir, as you made of tin, or stuffed
toto replies negative, i am a meat dogsicle
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 24/08/2026
make a band bigger Plus the Bear
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 24/08/2026
optimist: the glass is half full. pessimist: the glass is half empty. nanotechnologist: hazmat response to bay 421 for colourless liquid in an unlabeled container, hazmat response to bay 421
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh, you say you care are about genocide? So why do you remain silent about the ethnic cleansing of future AI people.
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rat roadhouse @alanjames.online · 22/08/2026
i'm watch The Aristocats and its kind of impressive how they managed to set a movie in 1910 Paris without anyone even trying to do a French accent. also it's very fun to repeat random lines in a classic "is ok, my family is quebecois, I'm allowed to do this" accent
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/08/2026
We need to bring back the hatchback. The people don't want sedans. They don't want stationwagons. They don't want SUVs and crossovers. They want indestructible sporty little hatchbacks with carrying capacity that feels like a bag of holding.
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