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Alan Fanciful

@alanfanciful.bsky.social
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Writer, and sometimes reader of Berserk.

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 9h
Only 11 Democrats voted for it in 2024.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 13h
Agree that if things work out for the Kings, they may be looking at a DEEP playoff run (I'm talking winning as many as two first round games before being knocked out).
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Defector @defector.com · 14h
Lauren Theisen previews the NHL season: defector.com/its-the-2026...
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It's The 2026–27 NHL Season Preview. What's The Worst That Could Happen? | Defector
Does it still feel a little too early for hockey? Well, too bad! The NHL has expanded to an 84-game schedule, so we’re getting September hockey that counts in the standings, and you’re about to get…
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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 16h
reminder that we are talking about this
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trending

1. Horgus
2. MLB wild card series airs on Peacock
3. DOT rolls back fuel economy standards
4. Avengers Doomsday and Endgame Encore buzz
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
Fuck man, he wrestled literally last night
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dont have the words right now RIP PAC
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
put 2.2 gallons of premium in my fiat and it was $15
guy choking on boba meme
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, if your friends aren't keeping an eye out to make sure you're getting 2.5% cash back on your routine business expenses, you need new friends.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's just a cute little animated avatar that's about to find out what the striking end of a hammer looks like.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mario asking MIPS if it's good
MIPS says "no"
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Squidward window meme. he looks out the window sadly at a happy spongebob and patrick
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it also looks like he stole his mustache off the guy behind him
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Carl Weathers holding up a soup bone on Arrested Development
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GTA VI will make more than the GDP of several European countries and in March 2027 Take-Two will announce it's laying off 800 employees.
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Nithya Raman @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Big news! In the latest Berkeley/LA Times poll, we’ve surged ahead of Mayor Bass with an 11 point lead. This poll reflects the momentum we’re seeing on the ground. Angelenos are ready for change and want to see a City That Works.
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I downloaded an app that’s supposed to pick up words that ghosts are saying near you. I tried it out at the local coffeeshop and it took a real turn.
Ghost app says WAGONGhost app then says ASS. So displays ASS WAGON
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finished up my kurnothi contingent of my #Sylvaneth with a reinforced unit of hunters with swords. #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar
Kurnoth hunters with sword, painted in earthy browns and greens, wielding emerald swords, on a reflective black surface against a white backgroundBelthanos on bright red giant insect and Kurnoth hunters with swords and bows, painted in earthy browns and greens, wielding emerald swords, on a reflective black surface against a white background.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Should we allow people who are the target of a harassment campaign some grace as they deal with it?” Is apparently also a difficult question
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sigmar, watching the Necroquake from Azyr:
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great TD run in the #UCLA game
Wayne Knight, icon of screen
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Talk about a walk down memory lane, I still remember ordering the army box that launched along side their 4E codex from my local GW. Shame that in the intervening 20 years it, along with the exclusive autarch, have been lost in the webway of multiple cross-country moves.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 18/09/2026
This guy who assaulted a sitting member of Congress got 28 years and 10 months less jail time than a Texas resident who transported a box of zines that contained constitutionally protected content opposing ICE reason.com/2026/06/25/t...
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Texas man gets 30 years in prison for transporting 'anti-government' pamphlets
The case stems from a violent anti-ICE protest, but critics say the government's prosecution threatens First Amendment rights.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Prosecutors allege the man planned to "swooce right in" to the target location before committing terrorist attack.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s doing it
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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Daniel Swain @weatherwest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fielding questions re: this article w/bizarre factual errors. First, there's no "Montecito County" in CA. Second, 2 fires are actually in *Monterey,* & 3rd in *Mendocino*. Third, 60k ac have *not* burned in either fictional Montecito nor real Mendocino.🤨
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Three Montecito County fires near Big Sur have burned nearly 60,000 acres
In Mendocino County, the total area burned by three fires grew to nearly 60,000 acres on Saturday.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 14/09/2026
If folks on here want to pretend that the only thing Talarico said was about sports, that's fine—it's also not true. He would ban gender affirming care for 17 year olds. And I'm sure many of you haven't tried to figure out how to keep a trans kid from killing themselves, so you don't get it
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Defiantly Alice @mechanival.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every time I see an American claim that trans people kill their own support, I think about how in the UK, self ID polled majority support until the media attacked it. When Labour accepted self ID should die, we were told to let them win, it would get better. Now we have a bathroom ban. Fuck you.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s Saturday morning, who up drinking their little coffee and just waiting to see what sounds good?
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Blinkie @meemawblinkie.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
LOS ANGELES AREA FRIENDOS! (again) ICE is being extra shitty in Burbank: "ICE kidnapped someone in the middle of a 9/11 ceremony in front of the jail on Palm and 3rd st" www.stopice.net/login/?alert...
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ICE Raid Alert: 198 n 3rd st burbank ca 91502
ice kidnapped someone in the middle of a 9/11 ceremony in front of the jail on palm and 3rd st <br> <br>grey dodge durango plate: 8kdk561 <br>black nissan pathfinder: no plate <br>black chevy tahoe: n...
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m a simple man: I see Lowmer, I repost Lowmer
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sorry men, but I'm gonna be a scab on the men's sex strike.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dad, the water on the toilet went down really slow
Mike Norvell, closing his eyes
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merritt @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
big enuff
cowboy readying his hand at his holstered gun, saying "This town ain't big enough fer the both of us..."fat cowboy "are you... calling me fat?"first cowboy responds with his hand up "Absolutely not, boy. We don't tolerate any fatphobia or body-shaming in this here community."fat cowboy "...so you dont like me?"
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