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Alan Fanciful

@alanfanciful.bsky.social
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Writer, and sometimes reader of Berserk.

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dr. Steve Brule
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trending

1. Horgus
2. MLB wild card series airs on Peacock
3. DOT rolls back fuel economy standards
4. Avengers Doomsday and Endgame Encore buzz
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“How tall are women, really?” “I wouldn’t know, truly.” “So be it. Farewell.” “Good day.”
Oblivion NPCs talking to one another
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ain't been nobody here since 2009
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finished up my kurnothi contingent of my #Sylvaneth with a reinforced unit of hunters with swords. #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar
Kurnoth hunters with sword, painted in earthy browns and greens, wielding emerald swords, on a reflective black surface against a white backgroundBelthanos on bright red giant insect and Kurnoth hunters with swords and bows, painted in earthy browns and greens, wielding emerald swords, on a reflective black surface against a white background.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great TD run in the #UCLA game
Wayne Knight, icon of screen
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Large guy is a very packed category. Maybe it's cause I just read his book, but a current favorite silly little guy is Huron Blackheart's chaos dog, the hamadrya.
The Hamadrya. A weird little guy that's kinda like a cross between a reptile, a chicken and a dog. Very unnerving little critter.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How about that prick's face when he saw the gatblade?
Tony Soprano doing that face
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Diagnosis: FRACTURED ASS
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's my, the Stormcast dragons player with poor impulse control, time to shine!
Karazai the Scarred, a great big orange dragon model on a black box against a white backgroundKarazai and Krondys models
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There was a great ass!
Willem Dafoe doing the "There was a firefight!" line
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hit seven years sober, new tattoo to commemorate: the noble and legendarily resolute coelacanth
Black ink tattoo of a coelacanth fishBlack ink tattoo of a coelacanth fish
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
These are also acceptable opinions to express on Bluesky
Analog horror chart of emotions that are all kinds of messed up
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fuck! Even when there's big Drama it's about economic theory.
Spaceballs "Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When Homer Simpson gives better football advice
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@rinbcage
“Everything’s fine,” the babysitter said into the phone. “But can I cover up the weird clown statue in your hallway?”
“Get out of the house, I’m calling the police,” the father urgently replied. “You have disrespected my clown statue and I hate you.”
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The secret service transferring Trump from the catering truck to the decoy airplane
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sad to say I may be heeding the call of dark malignant entities and indulging in my most depraved impulses (like having two desserts) #WarhammerCommunity #OldWorld
Warrior of chaos (2026), dark iron armor with stained bronze accents, leather and white horns. Warrior of chaos (2026), brown fur-lined cloak over dark iron armor with stained bronze accents, leather and white horns.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
People are dunking on this, and rightfully so, but also, this is what her kids look like after being in France for 7 years.
Screenshot of hat video of the kids singing to Serge Gainsbourg. Young kids wearing grey wigs, sunglasses, with painted on five o'clock shadows, holding a cigarette and highball glasses.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Likewise, our dog just jumps in the bed in the morning to say "buy me royal canin or go to hell! (I will have uncontrollable diarrhea if you feed me anything else)"
Black brown and white coated dog, laying on a teal-blue comforter.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
'Damn straight, I have what I have through grit and hard work.'
Orangutan with baby orangutan and a bunch of bananas
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If I feel like it's not making sense I have NO problem being on my phone the whole video
Tim Robinson or one of the hosts of the acclaimed short form video program "Make It Make Sense" on their phone.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh I'm sure they'll assemble it all when the beluga arrives in Chicago. They have to bring all the fixings in from across the lake anyhow.
That Vienna Beef hot dog poster every hot dog place in Chicago land has, featuring a massive hot dog on the lakefront being assembled by boats bringing all the classic fixings. The text reads "Chicago's Hot Dog."
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me and my buds getting ready to go on horseshoe crab patrol
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh danny boy, the kurnoth horn, the kurnoth horn is calling #WarhammerCommunity #AgeOfSigmar
Belthanos, First Thorn of Kurnoth, riding atop a bright red bug mountBelthanos, First Thorn of Kurnoth, riding atop a bright red bug mountBelthanos, First Thorn of Kurnoth, riding atop a bright red bug mount
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Daaamn! That answer could use some work!
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
When Luke tries some of Yoda's soup his face is like "damn, is this just beef broth and bourbon?"
Luke eating a bowl of something inside Yoda's hovel
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"Aenarion the Demons" by Karl Kopinski, hands down. 16 year old me saw this in the 6th edition HE army book and I think it forever altered my brain chemistry (and knifed my ears).
"Aenarion the Demons" by Karl Kopinski
Source: https://karlkopinski.com/gallery-item/aenarion-the-demons/

Black and white art of a lone elven warrior charging a hulking daemon a perilous cliff face. In the background a dragon is entwined with an equally massive daemon.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Well, I'd like to see some basic posting proficiency-- *cascading boos*
Gary Johnson getting booed for suggesting people be tested before being allowed behind the wheel of a car
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Drive faster, Frankenstein! Frankenstein's gaining on us!
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Abaddon, in other words:
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Finished up my gossamid archers and am now at 1,000 pts of #Sylvaneth painted #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar
Gossamid Archers on a black reflective baseA lot of sylvaneth models, basically an army of angry trees
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Explains why LLM Dumbledore curses so much
Dumblydore shouting "What the hell are you doing you motherfuckers!?!"
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
See all that stuff in there Homer? That’s why your Grogu never worked.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Help! I'm trapped in the poolrooms and the entities keep laughing at me cause I'm swimming with my shirt on.
Render of some kinda malicious looking character standing in the poolrooms
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
wint
@dril

thats right bitch. i single handedly rescued the constitution of the united stats...AND I DID IT WITH OUT USING POLITICS !!
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
He's running
Trending
1. Political Ambition
2. Obama in Canada
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Finished up the Grove Guardian. Really love this model, especially the armored worms on the base. Look forward to when she manages to slay a model with the combat pruning shears. #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar #Sylvaneth
Grove Guardian (2026) model, painted in earthy tones, blue carapaced worms slither along the base, bright gem-like pink roses bloom around a light brown tree and tree spirit. Grove Guardian (2026) model, painted in earthy tones, blue carapaced worms slither along the base, bright gem-like pink roses bloom around a light brown tree and tree spirit.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The makeup can't even cover up fully that he's got the RE:Requiem infection
Leon's hand, covered in a necrotic-looking infection
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Anton Chigurh on the phone
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
And now some of their sneaky kin are ready to pop out of the overgrowth and steal unguarded objectives 😈 #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar
Two units of spite revenants, ghostly blue elve-like entities sprouting from humanoid-shaped bark-covered tree bodies.
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Finished up my first unit of #sylvaneth tree revenants. Happy with how they came out, and really excited to see these guys take a charge and hit back with 2 damage attacks 🥵 #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar
5 standard GW tree revenants, they're painted with earthy bark tones for their tree components, and a ghostly teal for the protruding spirit10 standard GW tree revenants, they're painted with earthy bark tones for their tree components, and a ghostly teal for the protruding spirit
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
In retrospect, maybe there were signs
@HulkHogan

Poop in my gym brother HH
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Demon's Souls boss defeated text reading:

"DELI MEAT SLICED

You shall obtain the mesquite smoked turkey... and a sandwich
that is beyond human imagination."
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Penitent stare that just makes you swoon
Ryan Gosling, 2014 and 2017 dreamboat of the year, smiling
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Learned as much from Giorgio Moroder via Daft Punk
And I said, "Wait a second, I know the synthesizer
Why don't I use the synthesizer which is the sound of the future?"
- "Giorgio by Moroder" Daft Punk
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend beef
Daniel Craig, about to introduce the Weeknd on SNL
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This enormous Cody will devour us all!
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Oh baby, do I want Reach.
Halo Reach cover
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
wint
@dril

go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
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