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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 16m

Grok, make a chad image of me, black and white realistic photo. Grok, make me look less stinky. Grok, still too stinky looking.

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 23h

Pop Buzz Crave Alerts confirms that both Wonder-Blunder and Silver Fang will die in "Avengers: Doomsday." Fans are growing concerned that Captain Crush and Bonedriver may also be in the crosshairs.

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Rob the independent artist @sixdiceskills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's so easy to be normal then this guy pops up

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Judge: I'll allow it. *cracks open a cold one*

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If they didn't want people to touch the spooky cube they wouldn't have put the little pommel horse handles on it

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Agree that if things work out for the Kings, they may be looking at a DEEP playoff run (I'm talking winning as many as two first round games before being knocked out).

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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

reminder that we are talking about this

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Recession indicator

A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There was an old blurb to the effect of ‘imperium sent out deep space probe and all the signals they got back were Orkish.’ I want to say it is pretty old, like 3rd to maybe 5th edition, somewhere in there. I also think it didn’t specify it was outside the Galaxy, just very far away.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I dont have the words right now RIP PAC

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

put 2.2 gallons of premium in my fiat and it was $15

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“There is no way the game is ever going to end, so long as this little back keeps running, I don’t see any other way out. He’s gotta be stopped. And I have to stop him.” - Winston in the huddle

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Star Wars Episode X: Ascendance of the Gungans" is currently slated to be released in theaters Winter 2029.

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction!

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Look, if your friends aren't keeping an eye out to make sure you're getting 2.5% cash back on your routine business expenses, you need new friends.

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's just a cute little animated avatar that's about to find out what the striking end of a hammer looks like.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Real "I wanna go home too" decision. I respect it.

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ROB 64 was the only ordained minister on the Great Fox so he got stuck officiating

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters

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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it also looks like he stole his mustache off the guy behind him

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

GTA VI will make more than the GDP of several European countries and in March 2027 Take-Two will announce it's laying off 800 employees.

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Nithya Raman @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Big news! In the latest Berkeley/LA Times poll, we’ve surged ahead of Mayor Bass with an 11 point lead. This poll reflects the momentum we’re seeing on the ground. Angelenos are ready for change and want to see a City That Works.