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Jamie Keller

@adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social
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He/they +18 Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 8h
ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING YOU HAD TO PUT UP WITH GRAHAM PLATNER TO WIN IN MAINE, YOU ARE BEING PAGED ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING YOU HAD TO PUT UP WITH GRAHAM PLATNER TO WIN IN MAINE, CAN COME TO THE FRONT PLEASE, YOUR PARTY IS WAITING FOR YOU
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New poll shows Jackson with lead in Senate race, Pingree with advantage in governor's race
A new survey from the survey research center at Marist University shows that Democratic candidate Troy Jackson has a slight lead in Maine's U.S. Senate race over Republican incumbent Sen. Susan Collin...
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 6h
promising you are running an official dnd product and then taking your players through this
the advanced dungeons and dragons beach towel, framed as a grid of squares with walls and doors, rooms filled with iconic dnd monsters. gygax wanted money.
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 10h
i love this woman
Williams shared the department's statement to her Instagram Story on Monday (Oct. 5), adding her own decidedly less diplomatic response. “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat dick,” Williams wrote.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 07/10/2026
Props to Hayley Williams because "SUCK ON MY FAT DICK" is the only response to these people
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Hayley Williams Has a Blunt Message for DHS After ‘F–k ICE’ Concert Remark: ‘And May I Suggest…’
Hayley Williams responds to the Department of Homeland Security after the Paramore singer shouted "F--K ICE" and "Free Palestine" at a recent concert.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 15h
ahahahahha
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 15h
#uselessfactoftheday A Supreme Court decision declared, controversially, that spousal abuse is NOT an act of interstate commerce.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pedocon Theory, as solid as theories get
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
"It didn’t even occur to us we could go to a doctor because, you know, it wasn’t an emergency (The American healthcare system damages your *thinking,* not just the public health)." www.welcometohellworld.com/the-american...
A Japanese friend was diagnosed with cancer. The best cancer hospital in California told her to go back to Japan for treatment because it would bankrupt her here. Complete treatment was $0, out of pocket, and $250 USD for ‘cosmetic’ breast implants. I believe her insurance even offset her flights. She literally flew to/from the U.S. to Japan for her treatments and surgery, stayed with family (or hospital) while there and spent less than it would cost for one day in a U.S. hospital.
This was over a decade ago, but I was mountain biking in Cape Town South Africa a few years after college and flipped over my handlebars, gashed my chin, got taken to the ER at a private hospital, and needed stitches. I was freaking out about how many thousands of dollars I was going to owe and was charged $125 total. Stitch removal was free. I was absolutely shocked.
I went to Husavík, Iceland for vacation and got a bad upper respiratory infection that settled in my ear, making me dizzy and nauseous. Vomiting, the whole deal. It didn’t even occur to us we could go to a doctor because, you know, it wasn’t an emergency (The American healthcare system damages your *thinking,* not just the public health). The guy running our guesthouse had to tell us we could go to a clinic. So we go. They *apologize* to us(!) because they have to charge us (about $25) to see a doctor. We were in and out in 30 minutes, prescriptions in hand. Total cost for antibiotics and Tylenol with codeine: $20.
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 16h
Every time I think i couldn't possibly hold Hasbro and WotC in lower regard...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/10/2026
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seriously. Riverdance, lord of the dance, roar, all the Irish step dancing videos, and hell even the terrible power rangers knock off Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Biden: The MAGA wing, well gosh, listen, they’re, it’s, a bit of a flirt with fascism, no kidding around Media: Democratic rhetoric invites political violence Trump: The nuclear flames that burn every mongrel soul in San Diego will be a cleansing fire. Media: Trump makes his case in Nebraska
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: I must read contracts or I will die in a ditch. My brain: yo man you know what would pump you up for that? 2 hours of essays and videos discussing hypothetical alternate outcomes of the lord of the rings.
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We noticed you realizing what you had to do from across the bar and were just wondering if you feel the way I feel about you now
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 29/06/2023
i think often about this doctor i worked with and once i made a mistake and said “sorry i have dumb bitch disease” and without missing a beat, this doctor deadpans, “grace, DBD is a very serious condition. i would know.”
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Some guy @internethuman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: I need to learn about this programming language for work. My brain: I see that... But have you considered learning about the bronze age collapse and Mycenaean palace complexes instead?
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Max Granger @maxgranger.info · 06/10/2026
Happening now! Border Patrol amassing forces after land defenders re-established a tree sit on the Mexican side of the border in La Noria, Sonora, this morning, stopping wall construction the day after DHS killed the Grandmother Tree.
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought it said kotor screens and I got really confused.
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no….the parody guy who is great set his sights at 1990’s alt rock. @themckenziest.gay and @acab4cutie.top Help help I’m being oppressed! open.spotify.com/track/1vOGGk...
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If You Break Up With Me (feat. 10 Year Plan)
Kyle Gordon, 10 Year Plan · Kyle Gordon Is Everywhere · Song · 2026
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What’s the definition of a dad joke? You’ll know it when you see it. It’ll be…..a-parent.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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Senator Scott Wiener @scottwiener.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Governor just signed my bill to allow people to sue ICE, Border Patrol, and other federal agents for violating people’s constitutional rights. Starting immediately, people can sue federal agents retroactive to abuse occurring in March 2025.
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
+15 is 1984 presidential wipeout territory
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what it boils down to Accepting Republican framing abandons vulnerable people Every fucking time
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
it is just monumentally depressing that at the time we need honest supreme court coverage the most, the place that used to be the best resource for it has been turned - like most other media outlets - into a sycophantic shitshow dedicated to glazing the worst people in america
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky's originally envisioned user base was *literally* meant to be all the sex pests at the Silicon Valley orgies @faineg.com has been talking about. Jack Dorsey *left* when trans people showed up instead of the expected Harry Potter sex cultists.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i'm james talarico and i approve this message"
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 28/09/2026
we need a peak-covid sea shanty collective psychosis, for the left
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 26/09/2026
How have I never seen Tina Fey do a perfect impression of Dolly Parton?! Happy 9/25 💜
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[Mr Miyagi voice] Jack on…….Jack off….
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many billions on this, Meta?
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Self checkout is basically an argument with a robot over a sack of potatoes that summons an employee to mediate
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Cut my life into pieces” Or “in two pieces”? How many pieces are we talkin here?
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/05e...
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My 9 Games | Shared games picks
A shared 9-panel games collage.
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ll stat this here. Show me what you got and let me know if you connect with any of my deep cuts. :)
My nine games. Link bel
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes. But they are demonic familiars who are not evil so much as amoral…they don’t understand why we are so mad they they burned down a villiage. You said you wanted the fastest route. Now there is no traffic!
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ll stat this here. Show me what you got and let me know if you connect with any of my deep cuts. :)
My nine games. Link bel
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 11/09/2025
The tent that charlie kirk was standing in when he got s h o t (sorry i have to censor because the mods are wilding). It now has a spirit Halloween sign hung up.
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 11/04/2024
throwback to a meme i made in the twitter days
Meme of a guy sitting at a keyboard, implying that he’s typing, with a girl sitting in his lap. She’s saying “baby can you touch me already” and he replies “hold on, someone said unions aren't important”
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 04/07/2023
gin blossoms had no business popping off that hard on hey jealousy
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
RSD Oreo
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Niko @creepymoonbeam.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
That person picked the absolute MOST interesting way to deliver every syllable and THE SPAGHETTI HAS NOW BEEN TAINTED is gonna be my new vocal stim. It’s so fun to say
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
"THE SPAGHETTI HAS NOW BEEN TAINTED" Every bit of pronounciation is great, the fact that Netflix thought "yeah, we need visuals for this metaphor" and the scary cut when the roach is mentioned is all perfect.
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mabel, Bitter Recluse by Matthew Stewart Oil on ampersand gessoboard, 18” x 24” #mtgart #mtgfra
a fantasy evil mouse stands on a snake skeleton with purple magic around it. she does not look like a nice mouse
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible. The Cranberries.
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As someone who accienttilay weaponize his own nostalgia into rumination…..this is less than ideal.
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