Reposted by A Camel With a HumpAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 6hbackwardly correct American definition of socialism. Socialism is the disruption of hierarchies of race and gender bsky.app/profile/atru... 49745111
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 9hThe idea of me likes the idea of you. He asked me to tell you. 000
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpZiraelle @itsziri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today I rode an actual horse to the actual market, if you are wondering how 19th century I am 2165
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Chicken and sausage place called the breast of times, the wurst of times 36726
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's called heartburn, maybe you've gerd of it? 010
Reposted by A Camel With a Hump† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Occam's razor, now with six blades and three lubrication strips! 03011
Reposted by A Camel With a Humpsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the president: let’s murder all citizens in blue cities the media: he speaks in riddles it’s unclear what he really means 10482143
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpZiraelle @itsziri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"a label has been applied to this post" shut up bluesky moderation, you're not my real dad 1143
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpPatrick deHahn @pdehello.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Never forget Jamal Khashoggi. Never forget Jamal Khashoggi. 024472
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hi, my name's Michael. Can I make you anything? 010
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Things women won’t do if they found a man unconscious in need of medical assistance 1. Rape him 316945
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I must have been in an accident because my hair has turned from black into bright white. 010
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eric Schmitt: I brought receipts! Clerk: Ummm, these are Kohl's Bucks. 010
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whitehouse switchboard: "Please listen carefully as our options have been significantly reduced." 011
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hate it when the waiter comes by with that giant testosterone grinder and asks me if I want some on my pasta when I haven't even tried it yet. 000
Reposted by A Camel With a Hump𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nor’easter is just regular easter except jesus stays in the cave until the storm is over. 48624
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As a former breast cancer researcher my work overwhelmingly addressed female health. Mea culpa! 000
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpTopper @topperuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"My teeth are turning yellow". Dentist: "Do you smoke or drink coffee?" Me: "I drink it". 0182
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I asked AI if it is going to kill us and it just chuckled and gave me a noogie. 021
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The dulcet tones of my morning bathroom routine. 011
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpBrexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Carney's approval rating is 70+%. He's become so popular by treating people like intelligent adults. No populism, no appealing to base instincs, no talking to us as if we're children. He doesn't make stupid people his core audience. He understands there's a supermajority beyond the knuckle-draggers. 29544139
Reposted by A Camel With a Hump🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18/09/2026shitpost so big your pants fit better after you skeet it 926259
Reposted by A Camel With a Humpdillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 17/09/2026all of this is not the result of "the left" being like "he's our guy" this is the result of mainstream dems being on the wrong side of a genocide which also happens to be a 95/5 issue with their own base 2403
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/09/2026cop: do you know why I pulled you over? me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me? cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open 6483112
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Station Chief: "We need a mole in this investigation. Anyone have any experience?" *Three agents cautiously raise hands* 010
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I finally sat down and wrote an email to the Talarico campaign. Doing nothing felt untenable. I encourage other decent Texans to communicate their disappointment. If this can help you get started, feel free to use anything that works for you 311674374
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026madame tussaud has outdone herself 1617022
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i actually got into doomsday prepping *because* of my baked beans collection- it's almost like i didn't rescue them but they rescued me! !! ha ha ha 2771
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 11/09/2026[at the mic at Wisconsin gubernatorial debate] "I have two wolves inside me, and..." BLAM BLAM BLAM *Both candidates shoot me dead* 000
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpDoctors Without Borders / Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) @msf.ca · 11/09/2026“This feels increasingly like a war waged against civilians. People are being forced to live with the constant fear that the next target could be their home, their neighbourhood or their local shops,” shares Robin Meldrum, Country Director. 03510
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Looks like I'm going to get another year out of my Elizabeth Holmes halloween costume 3425
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpAleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.transiticsnews.comI’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids. 9064172556
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpEleanor Martinez @northstar1939.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Perfectly states what I've been saying for some time, now. 708170444808
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpJack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Breaking: Witkoff and Kushner fly out. The missiles fly in. Two dead in Kyiv. Seven wounded. Before the plane even cleared Ukrainian airspace. That’s not diplomacy. That’s a photo op with a body count. 21273182560
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Right-wingers will talk about how we've completely forgotten the lessons of 9/11 and they mean electing a Muslim guy mayor rather than the president saying the Saudis should have a nuke 07621
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpJay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026 200308665020
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpUncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ME: yay labor day weekend SALT-N-PEPA: yeaahhh push it, push it real good ME: not that kind of labor 33113
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Maria Bartiromo's Whitehouse text: "My boss won't let me tongue your butthole anymore. Btw, I made a model of the Arc de Triomphe in high school French class and am available for work after Thursday." 010
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Students can tell when you're wasting their time, and they rightfully disengage. (Looking at you, Icebreaker Queen) 000
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Moderation isn’t the answer — progressive populism is. I don’t understand how some members of my party hate the DSA and Hasan Piker more than literal white supremacists in our government. Especially if Democrats actually want to win. 1883969731
Reposted by A Camel With a Humpweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Do you think I can pull off this mustache? Well I can't. It's real. 1647369
Reposted by A Camel With a HumpAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras. 36099403825
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The bulge explained: Howard Lutnick climbed all the way up. 000
A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 27/08/2026GOP: "The only thing worse than being a woman is being a woman that likes women" 000
