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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 3h

My penis is always the first one up in the morning and he's like 'Hey! Hey! You awake?' and I'm like 'No! Let me sleep!' and he's like 'Wake up! I need a hand with something!'

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 10h

Natalie, have these diapers killed.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 15h

Officer, this woman has been drinking tamponade! Put her in cardiac arrest!

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Start rumors. "Did you notice the stable boys teeth? I'll bet he's lying about his age."

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"I'm a Ten!" (girl with the braggin' tattoo)

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

No. I have a sleeve of Thin Mints in my pocket.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Cornell to limit gangbangs to no more than three assailants at a time.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

*Ears perk up on top of my head* She's back, she's back! *Running in tight circles at the door* *Barks* *Pees*

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

*pretends he understands @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social posts* Yeah, heh heh, yeah! *Snaps fingers*

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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My toxic trait is anytime someone says "do you expect me to..." and then no matter how the sentence ends, I answer with "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die." Bonus points if my cat is nearby so I can pet him menacingly.

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

i wish a very wholesome and affirming coming out day for all those who have or are considering and for those who still don't feel safe i hope we can do better to make a world in which you can feel safe enough to take whatever path is right for you

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*looking over the Girl Scouts cookie order form* Are your Thin Mints sustainably harvested?

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Bouncer: You got an ID? Me: Yeah, let me just, uh...

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*getting vasectomy* "Can you put a zipper there for like car keys and stuff?"

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

[bar] me: can I buy you a drink? her: I have a boyfriend me: bartender, two more boyfriends

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Been stuck in the red light district for three days now, thrumming my fingers on the steering wheel.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"I can't work here! There's a bunch of junk in the way!" -- my gynocologist

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Or was it less? Pretty sure it was more.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh good, my doctor wants me to eat more refined foods.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Measle fuel is $4.50 a gallon in my neighborhood. I don't know how anyone can afford to have kids.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm just a boy, standing in front of your big oaken front door, admiring your art.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

*flips through thesaurus looking for a rhyme for "mattress"*

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Draw me like one of your French horses!

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If people really want to see live executions they should just follow ICE agents around.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This execution brought to you by My Pillow.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's just a wooded path lined with benches.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

backwardly correct American definition of socialism. Socialism is the disruption of hierarchies of race and gender bsky.app/profile/atru...

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's called a cock. Maybe roostered of it?

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The idea of me likes the idea of you. He asked me to tell you.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'd split an atom with you, if you want.

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A fine choice, m'lady, our oysters are fresh from the Rocky Mountains. Perhaps a nice mead to accompany?

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Ziraelle @itsziri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Today I rode an actual horse to the actual market, if you are wondering how 19th century I am

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

How were the calico fabric, sweet meats and macassar oil?

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Chicken and sausage place called the breast of times, the wurst of times

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A Camel With a Hump @acamelwithahump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's called heartburn, maybe you've gerd of it?

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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Occam's razor, now with six blades and three lubrication strips!

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the president: let’s murder all citizens in blue cities the media: he speaks in riddles it’s unclear what he really means

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Ziraelle @itsziri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"a label has been applied to this post" shut up bluesky moderation, you're not my real dad

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Patrick deHahn @pdehello.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Never forget Jamal Khashoggi. Never forget Jamal Khashoggi.

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