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Raccoon Fink (aka Benjamin Reed)

@rangerrick.bsky.social
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F/LOSS geek • general nerdery • way too into collecting (and sometimes even drinking) whisky • I write electronic/ambient/dungeon synth music as Raccoon Fink • he/him music.raccoonfink.com linktr.ee/RaccoonFink

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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Cave Bird Records @cavebirdrecords.bsky.social · 13h
Twice every year I lead a music-making challenge for Dungeon Reddit. I thought maybe some of you might enjoy this creative exercise, so this time I'm sharing it far and wide. It's designed around fantasy keyboard music. Feel free to share with others. More info here: www.reddit.com/r/DungeonSyn...
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13h
Give me your Arya Stark list for the powerful elites of this time. NOT to kill them, I say to you mods and feds and narcs, just to be clear, so your monocles don’t pop out. No, I mean prosecute + jail. Top 10 powerful elites in the USA you’d put on trial / in a dungeon, if given the power.
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👻spOOokika👻 @the17thqueen.bsky.social · 17h
Urban blue voters need to understand that if farm workers could vote, rural farming areas would turn blue overnight. But they can’t. Stop punishing rural America just because only landlords control the vote.
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Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 14h
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 14h
how your email finds me
a star wars guy looking at the camera with a cup of blue milk in the foreground.  it me
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 14h
Here's one of my cat propaganda posters. If you like what you see please follow me here for more and visit my print shop at nathannunart.etsy.com - Thank You, Cats of Yore.
A cat poster done in the style of a mid-20th-century communist propaganda poster. A line of three cat faces face left in unison. Below them is a large crowd of cats marching. They represent various kinds of cats, ages, and jobs. The background is a large red flag. Text at bottom reads: The purrletarians have nothing to lose but their collars. They have a world to win. Workers of the world, Unite!"
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 15h
how can we be sure that anything is butter
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18h
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17h
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 19h
I need one of each for an improv team I’m casting, thanks.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 18h
What on earth! It's not even been a year and the quality is worse than it already was. I think I've been scammed. Time to write an angry letter ;)
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 20h
**ChaiGPT-18o** **User:** hi i teach 2nd grade in public school and i have 2 christian students this year. can you help me write a letter to their parents about how we're honoring their holiday St Francis Day on 23 tishrei? i want it to be respectful. we're off for simchat torah anyway lol 1/22
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Raccoon Fink (aka Benjamin Reed) @rangerrick.bsky.social · 17h
The hero image we deserve
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Raccoon Fink (aka Benjamin Reed) @rangerrick.bsky.social · 17h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Colin Robinson from _What We Do in the Shadows_
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Annual reminder. Stack your candy corn in a cylinder for a DYI vagina dentata autumnal decoration.
Candy corn stacked in a cylinder with the teeth facing inwards. It is a vagina dentata pretending to be candy corn on the cob.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 20h
A question I sometimes ask students or workshop participants is... A commitment to prison and policing means you have to ignore many things…What do we have to ignore? I ask people to make a list... It's always a long one. You can make a similar list for the death penalty...
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Moog MILF @jenntaiga.bsky.social · 19h
After years of people asking, I finally have bumper stickers. Only available in person, come to a show and grab one. Design by @succulentsinister.bsky.social, text informed by @bittenbovine.bsky.social
A black, purple, and white bumper sticker on a wooden table. Text reads, "Keep honking! I'm already haunted by the spectral sounds of beautiful dungeon synth mistress Jenn Taiga"
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 19h
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 20h
You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy fuck. SCOTUS overturned the circuit court ruling, sending Christa Pike to her death, and then the state of Tennessee botched the execution and she’s still alive. There are no fucking words.
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After SCOTUS allowed Tennessee execution to go ahead, Tennessee botched the execution
SCOTUS, over the liberals’ dissent, cleared the way for Tennessee to kill Christa Pike. The alarming order from DC was followed by even more disturbing developments in Tennessee.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 01/10/2026
I wish I got $700,000 to say stupid shit. I'm out here doing it for free.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 20h
never forget Charles Darwin Being Relatably Whiny Day
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Sean @cackalackdev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people have been accidentally dropping their cell phones/notebooks/clay tablets in the shitter for millenia
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
Ice Cream is absolutely lunch, it gives the body essential carrageenans and guar gums
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Violent Synth Order ⚔️🇧🇷 @synthorder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's impossible not to mark off at least five squares ✅️ 🧙‍♂️
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The raccoons were back last night. I'm now calling them Hüsker Dü primarily because they're a trio, but also because they've segued from being punk to mildly alternative.
A trio of raccoons trying to break into my house maybe.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a shit-ton of actual anti-Semitism in the world today, but Netanyahu's fraudulent misuse of the term devalues it dangerously. Hamas is anti-Semitic and murderous. Netanyahu is a cynical, murderous shitheel. Mamdani is an American politician with a perverse impulse to tell blunt truths.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 29/09/2026
I am SO GLAD that somebody was HERE for Yousen. This is a lovely thread.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
End-to-end encryption is secure because it protects the contents of your communications in transit between the endpoints. If you make one of those endpoints an editor at The Atlantic, no amount of encryption is going to save you from your own stupidity.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026
Heraclitus: the original poster, pure honed perfect nuggets of weirdness & memes. Socrates: quote-posts every bad take and demolishes it in an umpteen-post thread. Plato: umpteen-post threads of his own bad takes, a gazillion followers who all suck. Diogenes: total shitposter, troll par excellence.
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Raccoon Fink (aka Benjamin Reed) @rangerrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I better not hear about any of you listening to this. You don't want voidscan to be a liar, now, do you????
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020
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The Horse Knuckler of Ichabod Crane @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I demand every person at DHS and every immigration judge jailed, this is my moderate position, it only gets worse from here, friends put these fuckers in jail put them under the jail fire the jail into the fucking sun jail for everyone at DHS that enables this
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Merrida from Brave explaining somethingA pickle jar labelled “pickled makok in brine”
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024
if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
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