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@eahrend.dev
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Devops/Platform/Cloud engineer, whatever you wanna call it, I enjoy making software that makes making software easier. I enjoy doing cool shit with cool people. Huge Golang fan. I also play MTG and anime fighters. AI art == auto block

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 17h
Cleaning the dryer lint exhaust duct
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 20h
Fwiw, my handwriting has not improved since ever, and I rarely write. I scribble a bunch of loops for my signature.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 23h
Dropped out of college due to rotating credential requirements and only going part time due to funds. Got my A+ cert, worked at an MSP overnights, taught myself coding to handle repeat requests. Dug more into system design, got promoted, repeat until principal.
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is antisemitism. This isn’t leftism. This isn’t anti-Zionism. This isn’t progressive activism. This is just blatant antisemitism.
Guy Christensen being antisemitic
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
The "iced coffee in an interview" discourse is the fucking stupidest shit I've ever seen. I'd call them dehumanizing bottom feeders but bottom feeders actually clean up shit.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
Why is it whenever I read a rat/EA writing, all I can think of is a dude in a shitty fedora at thanksgiving saying "Maternal unit, can you please pass the sodium chloride?? I need to season my avian dinosaur"
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 28/09/2026
I don't get how people aren't naturally curious. You have the opportunity to go to school and you chose to ignore history?
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 28/09/2026
I 100% agree here, learning how to handle rejection (especially as an autistic man) is paramount to growing and becoming a better human. Therapy helps with this.
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Play Bravely Default
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God forbid a girl be slightly awake for two to eight hours of torturous autistic masking
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 27/09/2026
The only way I can describe Yud is that he was that 15 year old that used to get straight A's in elementary school, then got really into smoking weed and watching Rick and Morty.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 27/09/2026
"I don't update my worldview based on new facts, I subscribe to baysien probability in rationality" is just fucking "uhm please pass the sodium chloride" Fucking Redditor dweebs
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/09/2026
Eyes out, whistles up
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beef @beeftheobeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
very cool
A fat white rabbit with gray ears, red eyes, and a gray nose with the caption “share if you agree”
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 25/09/2026
What's stopping someone from using their first wish from a genie to be like "I wish you would not convert my wishes to have ironic consequences"
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 25/09/2026
I don't want to make a profit, I just want to make the world a better place
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 22/09/2026
Need myself a pair of scheming eunuchs.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 22/09/2026
What do you mean being a pregnant woman in AZ doesn't allow you into the HoV lane? Is it a life with rights or not??
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gm
Meme with unicorns and rainbows and flowers with text that says “I’m not like other girls; I am a man”
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 18/09/2026
May go back to uni to get my specialized PhD
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 18/09/2026
And here I am saying dumb shit for free, these doofuses get to do it on the company dime.
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 18/09/2026
It’s good to see people learning about this. These are the kinds of things people mean when they are asked the question about its right to exist as a Jewish state, and they push back. A Jewish state means other citizens have less rights. This is actual apartheid. It’s not a metaphor.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
Look outside. Do you see snow? No?  Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.  Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
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Emergency Snow Shovelers - DSNY
Emergency Snow Shovelers are called on after heavy snowfalls to remove snow and ice citywide from public areas like bus stops, crosswalks, fire hydrants, and step streets.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is 100% an animatronic.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 15/09/2026
I need to know why there were too many qualified animal fuckers applying to the FBI.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 15/09/2026
We can not go back to reaching across the aisle anymore. The winning strategy for an opposition party must be "i will put a bullet in their heads"
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 13/09/2026
Quote From Man Stabbed

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
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TJ @tjtjtj.tj · 10/09/2026
if a GitHub repository requires Copilot auto-reviews for pull requests, the usage is billed to the PR author instead of the repo owner, and there's no way for the PR author to opt-out of the auto review or even an indication that you're about to be billed for usage ??? who made this decision
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 10/09/2026
I'm gonna be the money president, every gets a million dollars
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 09/09/2026
I know the genie is out of the bottle, but with all the weird surveillance shit and >10% chance of ending humanity, it's really fucking unnerving to see fellow devs talk about how great their next use of it is.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
but I would really like to have someone like this put before a Senate commission on live television and to be asked "do you believe your product has a 10% chance of ending all humanity?" on the spot in front of a bunch of glory-hounding politicians eager to create nonsense regulations
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 09/09/2026
I've dealt with the toe stepping at work, some of the things I'm suggested to do because a coworker said "claude said to do x" are absolutely insane.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
hunter biden spending months trying to recreate his image to ultimately just do a crypto scamcoin is amazing. 10/10. so glad we don’t have to pretend to take him seriously as a 2028 presidential candidate anymore
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Dingus Khan @pupperpats.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/pupp...
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 09/09/2026
So the head of alignment at anthropic says there's a 10% chance it'll kill us all in the next decade. Stupid question, why the fuck are we funding this?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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James @43081j.com · 07/09/2026
nitter and xcancel are back! Whoever is helping them legally - keep up the good work 😄
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GitHub - zedeus/nitter: Alternative Twitter front-end
Alternative Twitter front-end. Contribute to zedeus/nitter development by creating an account on GitHub.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 08/09/2026
Stuck between the "I think the tech behind LLMs are neat, and could have some positive implications for humanity" and "the people in charge can not be trusted with this technology and it will cause more harm than good"
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 07/09/2026
A lot of the things astra can do now is really cool, but I can't help but think that a lot of people here are looking at the technology and going "wow cool" without thinking of the potential societal side effects and the likelihood it will be used to make our lives better.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 05/09/2026
I hope Arturo gets the help he needs.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was universally loved because she was a rich person who knew what it was like to be poor, stayed down to earth, and spent her life giving back to others who were less fortunate. The oligarchs who don’t understand why everyone hates them probably won’t learn from this. But they should
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/08/2026
I knew he'd get preferential treatment, but I wish he had to spend weeks in there
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 27/08/2026
Death is lashing out because we kept Mitch McConnel from him for too long
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 26/08/2026
How the fuck we gonna lose Dolly and then Tim Curry back to back but Mitch McConnell gets to live.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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