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Satirizing US ✝️-normativity & ✝️ hegemony from a ✡️ POV. she/they www.JWHIA.com

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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#ShabbatShalom and #ChagSameach to EVERYONE! And Gut Francis to those who observe. What are your #Shabbat + #YomTov plans? #MedinatAmerica ⋮ #TheHolidays #TheHolidaySeason #TisTheSeason #ItsTheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear #GoodShabbos #Shabbos #GutShabbes #Shabbes #AlegreShabat #Shabat #BuenShabat
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(((Eddie))) @abracadocious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have seen photographs of Christian kohanim wearing green tallit, I think it might be significant, too.
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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Glad to see some inclusivity at the Yom Tov aisle! #HolidaySeason @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social
A photo of circular challah loaves in plastic bags at a supermarket. They are prominently labeled "Round Holiday Egg Challah."
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe it's because they call it the "Feast of Bereshit"? Try that in your next #ChagSameach to them? Fun fact: their Rosh Hashanah is in Tevet. Learn more at GregCal.com!
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Gregorian Holiday Calendars. Satire.
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Season's greetings! Moadim l'simcha! Joy to the world! I hope EVERYONE is having a wonderful #HolidaySeason. Please share photos of your festive Holiday Booths. #MedinatAmerica 1/2
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
**ChaiGPT-18o** **User:** hi i teach 2nd grade in public school and i have 2 christian students this year. can you help me write a letter to their parents about how we're honoring their holiday St Francis Day on 23 tishrei? i want it to be respectful. we're off for simchat torah anyway lol 1/22
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#ShabbatShalom to EVERYONE! #GoodShabbos #Shabbos #GutShabbes #Shabbes #AlegreShabat #Shabat #BuenShabat
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wishing an easy and meaningful #fast to those who are #fasting today. #DaysOfAwe #HighHolyDays #HighHolidays #Holiday #Holidays #TheHolidays #TheHolidaySeason #HolidaySeason #TisTheSeason
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Kris Litman-Koon @kris-lk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shana tova! My family is going to our town's festivities: the annual countdown to the honey jar drop at sunset! 🍯
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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Baruch Hashem, you're back! Not a moment too soon - all the stores near me have been blasting Rosh Hashanah since Tammuz. Seems like they start earlier and earlier every year. They used to wait at least until Elul!
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ballaban.bsky.social @ballaban.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Looking forward to my FAVORITE part of the #holidayseason – Simchas Torah!!!
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#ShavuaTov to EVERYONE! How was your #Shabbat and #RoshHashanah? #MedinatAmerica #Holiday #Holidays #TheHolidays #TheHolidaySeason #HolidaySeason #TisTheSeason #ItsTheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear #MostWonderfulTime #RH #RoshHashana #DaysOfAwe #HighHolyDays #HighHolidays
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm back, Bubbelehs!
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Shana tova to EVERYONE! I am SO excited for the new year. #MedinatAmerica
Sample first page of the JWHIA Multicultural/Interfaith American wall calendar, showing Tishrei 5787.
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I want y'all to have a shavua tov. #MedinatAmerica #Strands #Game #SacredSpace
A parody of the NYT Strands game. Here, the blackletter gothic script logo is a J instead of a T, next to the word 'Games.' Below is a clue: 'Sacred space.' Below that is a matrix of letters.

AROTNO
HBIMAR
SWEPHA
IYNOGS
NSAGUE
ELANRE
MFDIST
ALDURE
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I work at a reception desk and today asked one of our clients what he did for #Shavuot this year. He replied that he's a Christian and so he doesn't celebrate Shavuot. 1/3
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I’m very disappointed that Christian-American #HeritageMonth #XAHM was canceled this year! 1/3
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Sara @sararielle.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I'm at least as confused about Yom Saint Patrick Ha'Kadosh as the grocery store has been selling chocolate gelt. Maybe it's actually Christian Chanukkah?
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I’m a little confused. At first I thought Mardi Gras was the Christian Purim. Then I thought Yom Saint Patrick Ha’Kadosh was the Christian Purim. So which #holiday is ACTUALLY the Christian Purim? #chag #chagim #holidays #MedinatAmerica = #Satire
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Really fascinating. Had a student who brought in chocolate hearts today. They must have confused tu b'shvat and tu b'av!
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Rings true.
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Kris Litman-Koon @kris-lk.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My daughter's teacher had this solution: give non-celebrating kids a gragger and their own table in the corner. (A warning against excessive noise was also given.)
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
“How do you address children who don’t celebrate Tu Bishvat, Purim, or Pesach?" 1/12
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Join us in celebrating the grand opening of the Pastor Anton Bishop Memorial Bridge! 🎉🌿 The event takes place this Firstday ("Sunday") morning, from 10 AM - 1 PM. Enjoy free food, community activations, and the chance to be part of this special moment. #inclusive #ally #MedinatAmerica = #Satire
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I don’t see a problem.
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Muse of Ire @museofire.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Their calendar is so confusing, with observances bouncing around from year to year! I don’t know why they can’t just adopt the normal calendar like everyone else
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy Rosh Chodesh and Hanukkah to EVERYONE! Eid al-Banat sameach to all my girls out there! And a happy Feast of the Circumcision to those who celebrate! #diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally #chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting #MedinatAmerica
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Play #Strands! #HowDoYouSpellIt Find hidden words and uncover the day’s theme. Theme words fill the board entirely. No theme words overlap. Find the “spangram"; it describes the puzzle’s theme and touches two opposite sides of the board. It may be two words. 1/3
Appears to be a screenshot of the NYT Strands game on mobile.
Today's Theme: 'How do you spell it?' At the bottom is a ghosted out button for 'Hint', next to '0 of 6 theme words found.'

The letters:
N	A	ח	J	A	N
U	X	ג	C	A	I
C	ה	H	Ḥ	U	C
A	ח	A	A	N	E
C	נ	K	K	A	J
H	A	ו	U	N	U
U	N	כ	N	A	C
K	A	H	ה	H	A
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Play #Strands! Find hidden words and uncover the day’s theme. Theme words fill the board entirely. No theme words overlap. Find the “spangram"; it describes the puzzle’s theme and touches two opposite sides of the board. It may be two or three words. #NewYorkTimes #MedinatAmerica = #Satire 1/2
Appears to be a screenshot of the NYT Strands game on mobile. Today's Theme: 'Feast of the Nativity.' At the bottom is a ghosted out button for 'Hint', next to '0 of 6 theme words found.'

The letters:

N Y T A L O
N E I S C C
U B R T H O
C H N I M A
R E N D H S
E S Y O F S
E C A L I E
E H D I S H
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
#DearParents of Benedict Bautista, Thank you for sharing your concerns regarding Benedict's #attendance. We fully support students and families observing their #religious #holidays and want to ensure you and Benedict each feel comfortable and #respected. 1/8
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
#DearBatsheva, I have an #unusual #name that is a bit hard to pronounce. It’s a name that reflects my Christian #cultural #heritage and it’s important to me. This is a tough time of year because everyone calls me “Chanukah” as a joke and laughs as if it’s hilarious. 1/5
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
#DearBatsheva, Most of our office’s employees are remote, and at this dark time of year we like to share the spirit of the season. 1/9
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Dear TechCenter Colleagues, We know you’ve all been working hard to finish the quarter with a bang, and TechCenter management wants to reward you for all of your hard work! 1/4
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
#DearParents, Just a reminder of our #school's #holiday #spirit #week theme days for this week! #HappyHolidays! #PublicSchool #MedinatAmerica = #Satire
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Wishing EVERYONE a Chodesh Kislev tov. And a happy "December" to those who celebrate. #MedinatAmerica
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Shabbat Shalom and Sigd sameach to EVERYONE! ⛰️☂️ Melkam sigid Beal! Wishing those of you fasting an easy and meaningful fast. What are you doing for this holiday Shabbat? Any good local hikes? #MedinatAmerica
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Wishing a meaningful fast to those fasting for YKK today, and a Yom Hodu sameach to those who observe! #diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally #chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting #MedinatAmerica
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Don’t you hate it when #autocorrect changes ‘shave’ to shavua? #MedinatAmerica = #Satire
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Abby Chava Stein @abbystein.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hey Queens, it's not Kislev yet, not even Shloshim-Yom-Kodem-HaChag. These Chanukah decorations and music just keep going up earlier and earlier 🤷‍♀️🕎 Re: @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social
Photo of lit up Chanukah menorah hanging in the style of winter holiday lights, on the streets of Ridgewood, Queens. Taken in Mid-Novembee 2024Photo of lit up Chanukah menorah hanging in the style of winter holiday lights, on the streets of Ridgewood, Queens. Taken in Mid-Novembee 2024
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Danielle Solzman 🗽🇺🇲✡️🕎🟦🎥 @solzyatthemovies.com · 19/11/2024
SHUL UP!
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Don’t you hate it when #autocorrect changes ‘modem’ to mo’adim? #MedinatAmerica = #Satire
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Don’t you hate it when #autocorrect changes ‘shut’ to shul? #MedinatAmerica = #Satire
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
EVERYONE, please remember to schedule your Yom Hodu meal for after sunset this year, on the evening of Cheshvan 28th instead of during daylight hours of Cheshvan 27th, in consideration of those observing Yom Kippur Katan. 1/2
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Yom Election sameach! #Vote
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Don't you hate it when #TextToSpeech changes "suck" to schach? #MedinatAmerica = #Satire
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
My favorite #TotallySecular song for the season! youtu.be/9AisZ9GxCsA... #MedinatAmerica = #Satire
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
How fast did we ALL get Sixthday’s #NYTimes #SpellingBee pangram? #MedinatAmerica = #Satire
A screenshot of the New York Times Spelling Bee game, with six gray hexagons, each containing one letter of E A N D I G, surrounding a yellow hexagon containing the letter V, and above the hexagons the word DAVENING in black with a yellow V.
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
🌈 #ShabbatShalom and Chodesh Marcheshvan tov to EVERYONE! What are your plans for this #Shabbat? #GoodShabbos #Shabbos #GutShabbes #Shabbes #AlegreShabat #Shabat #BuenShabat #שבתאליגרי #שבתשלום #שבת #אגוטשבת #شباتشالوم #IxXabbatItTajjeb #샤바트샬롬 #шабатшалом #安息日のシャローム #安息日平安
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Dear Teachers, Reminder: Other cultures’ / religions' holidays may only be acknowledged during OUR holiday season. Now that Tishrei is ending, there is to be no more holiday talk until next year's holiday season. 1/2
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