John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 7hIce Cream is absolutely lunch, it gives the body essential carrageenans and guar gumsChristina Orlando@cxorlando.bsky.socialjust a reminder to myself and anyone else who needs it: ice cream is not lunch, and you can't make the package move faster by refreshing the tracking number. 3453229
Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 7h[P] Plus the two most important food groups, ice and cream 0200
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 49m"Carrageenans" is so obviously a made-up term for bogies. 000
King Bigfoot @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 6hLunch is whatever the hell you’re consuming at noon. 190
Daniel Durán Huerta @durnhrtadaniel.bsky.social · 4hAccording to scientists ice-cream is a superfood. Look it up. Had to delete 2 previous posts due to misspelling - Third time is the charm. 010
Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 7hsaw an ad for a flavored overnight oats brand that had a tagline like "now you can have ice cream for breakfast" and i was like "always could, buddy" 090
justalurkr 🖤🩶🤍💜 🐈 🌻 @justalurkr.bsky.social · 5hProteins and calcium, too, but mostly the algae and gums. 010
Espinado @odanipse.bsky.social · 5hWhy not cake? Yes, you can go to the sandwich shop and get that nice hot pastrami on a sourdough roll with pepperoncinis and a soda for $15, or you can go to the bakery at the grocery store and get a quarter of a 7 layer chocolate cake for $8 and a soda for $2.50 ... 020
Heather Hallen-Adams @hallen-adams.bsky.social · 16mMy mother routinely breakfasted on a strawberry ice cream cone, figuring that covered dairy, fruit, and grains/fiber. 000
Numbcat9 @numbcat9.bsky.social · 6hIce custard includes eggs so adds in some extra protein. #culvers 140
PNW Douglas @epistolaria.net · 6hThis reminds me of the joke about Irish Coffee being one of nature’s perfect foods because it contains all four major food groups: alcohol, caffeine, fat, and sugar. 050
Wilde&CrazyGal @wildegal.bsky.social · 6hThere are about 2.5 grams of protein per serving, which is…. a 1/2 cup???? (Hahahaha!) So, like, 10 grams? And all that calcium? Definitely a healthy breakfast 040
MidCenturyMe @midcenturyme.bsky.social · 6hAnd a root beer float is legit dinner on a hot summer night. 030
kahunadakine.bsky.social @kahunadakine.bsky.social · 6hAs opposed to GWAR gums, which taste like blood and guts. 030
Bob Clark @zonebob.bsky.social · 5hIf you like guar gum, that Costco ice cream has practically nothing else in it. 010
Shane Plays @sstacks.bsky.social · 4hEvery time I refresh the tracking number that package moves another ten feet and you can't convince me otherwise! 011
Wayne Kozun @wayner.bsky.social · 6hBest ice cream ever: Tragically Chip by Kawartha Dairy. Made in Bobcaygeon 030
Christina Orlando @cxorlando.bsky.social · 6hjohn my brain isn't working and my body doesnt have enough energy to get a vegetable 130
Not Really A Cat @youpersuade.bsky.social · 6hIce Cream is any damn meal I choose it to be. Same goes for cookies. 020
Bjørnar (he/him) @btuftin.bsky.social · 5hI like mine to be dessert, so I buy the kind with neither thickener. 000