iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 23h

Look, I love cats and babies but I also need hearing aid batteries that are possible to remove from the package. Do they make some for catless babyless people?

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is really incredible. Like he really thinks he’s got a gotcha in real time and confused the Atlanta Hawks for the Iowa Hawkeyes

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Has there ever been a Cult of Personality surrounding someone with a good personality?

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I still say “Badly done, Emma” to myself anytime I make a mistake. I don’t even remember anything about the book or movie anymore.

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Badly Done, Emma - Mr. Knightley

ALT: Badly Done, Emma - Mr. Knightley

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Right now all my Instagram ads are for little plastic rings to put on senior dogs’ claws so they don’t slip. I hope it never ends. I do not have a dog.

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Keith Harris @usefulnoise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

No matter what else we do, we MUST make Lakeville look like this by 2031.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My dad wants me to explain how to email a photo from his iphone and this is an Apollo 13 level call I will not accept.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I learned “boca abajo” means the same as “face down”. I was just lying on my back opening my mouth wider, the nurse thought I was insane.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Exciting update! I have a parasite! They gave me more medicines than I’ve ever received in my life.

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Jen Scott @octoberdandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Reading a think piece on Dungeon Crawler Carl & this appears: "And the people of Minneapolis, who this past winter broke the vanguard of American authoritarianism, did it with nothing more secret or clever than whistles, text messages, and an absolute commitment to loving their neighbors."

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hate being sick on a trip. It’s even harder to figure out how to right yourself in an unfamiliar place.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

an AI themed cocktail is when the bartender dumps a bucket of water on your feet and then says "You're absolutely right to question why I dumped a bucket of water on your feet" and then shows you a fake photo of your naked sister. it costs 270 dollars.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am going to do Drum Machine in Santo Domingo tonight. In Spanish somehow. I got heat stroke: my fever broke but I’m probably going to shit myself. I hope somehow I find all the fun because otherwise this is the best setup in the world. Wonderful people, beautiful theater, supertalented musician

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If I spoke Spanish perfectly we would never have the joy of everyone in the store working together to figure out what an “index card” is.

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Flan @flanknits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Drop in traffic at @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social has tripled over the last few months, as needs have increased due to city actions in both Minneapolis and Saint Paul. We need to boost fundraising so we can increase capacity - please help if you can! SupplyDepotMpls.com for all the links

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sanctuarysupplydepot Official: Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

Mutual aid group in Mpls getting basic necessities to our houseless neighbors

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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

to be clear, the admin is alleged to have deported AT LEAST 25,447 individuals TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT THEIR OWN with, evidently, ZERO PROTECTIONS. this is a scandal and crime of historic proportions.

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The Deportation Project Map

Between 2025 and August 2026, the Trump administration deported over 25,000 people to countries other than their country of origin. Very few of these removals were publicly announced by the US. The De...

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This fucker is why it’s impossible to open pill bottles!!

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Never forget, anxiety is a liar.

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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This would have been such an easy yes. I don’t want to hear one fucking thing about this guy as a presidential candidate.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wish all Republican candidates had to answer where they were on January 6.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🔥This is how it’s done. Imagine if every anti-immigrant fearmongering liar was grilled like this. #ShowMeTheStats #GetYourPhoneOut 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (h/t @ukcameraman.bsky.social )

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thank god. I am so sick of hearing about him and hearing his stupid voice. That was one of the best parts of Biden getting elected, suddenly we got to hear from/about the president a normal amount again.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I bought a new door decoration today because I can’t find my skeleton, which sounds like something a yoga teacher would say. “Find your skeleton!”

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Mullaney @ircmullaney.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There are still spots available for my workshop at the Omaha Comedy Fest! Improvising from the Gut is one of my favorite workshops to teach. It's all about how important it is to surprise yourself on stage, to make impulsive choices and then justify them afterward. www.crowdwork.com/e/improvisin...

A photo of Kevin Mullaney, with details of his workshop at the Omaha Comedy Festival next weekend. Saturday, September 26th 11:45am

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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

As a [1/2-white] Black lawyer with 4 years of formal Linguistics training, I consider myself an AAVE expert, among other specialties. That said, please enjoy. 🤓☺️

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ha ha the Mint Mobile representative suggested I log out and log back in of my Gmail to get the confirmation code, but I forgot I was talking to him on Google Voice which means I hung up on him.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is honestly inspiring to remember the Guthrie was once only an idea that had to be funded.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You know who has actually harmed women and girls in sports? Cis male coaches and cis male medical staff.

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I doubt any rookie in any sport has ever had so many crop art portraits as Olivia Miles

Five depictions of the Lynx phenom in seed at the 2026 Minnesota State Fair

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They're going to find a way to put ads on the insides of our eyelids. They're going to find a way to put ads on newborn babies. They're going to find a way to make your last words a clickable link to the app store for that game with the stupid king.

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Mpls.St.Paul Magazine @mspmag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Since 1976, the theater company and center for racial healing has provided an artistic home for Black performers, playwrights, and creatives. mspmag.com/arts-and-cul...

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Penumbra Theatre Celebrates 50 Years

Since 1976, the theater company and center for racial healing has provided an artistic home for Black performers, playwrights, and creatives.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My favorite thing about Valvoline is how they present dipsticks and air filters like a sommelier.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Our air filter had a dead bee in it but Valvoline sold me a new bee for $79.99.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m going to design a mod quest for Fallout 4 where you have to follow a series of NPCs to distant locations, each of them slower-walking than the last.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I hope my father keeps ordering multiple shoes in incorrect sizes from Amazon because surely I’m cultivating a reputation at the UPS returns counter.

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

To prepare for my trip to the Dominican Republic I had a one hour class where the teacher told me all about the Dominican Republic at breakneck speed, and you know what? It was great. I understood most of what she said and it was useful information, so la de dah here we go.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Do you think the people who did Hands Across America are still there? Except someone let go and that is when our nation started to fray?

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hands Across America but with Eyebrows

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They have an assistant to distract the patient with a mosaic fish.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ah to be 40 — too young to be President, too old to travel with the President.

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Vote me for Fallout 4 President! A Kid in Every Fridge!

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Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I keep getting ads for candlelight concerts: no thank you, I was a theater major, I know how often theaters burn down.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026

i am incredibly excited to share our research about how paying people’s rent through mutual aid made an impact on minnesota this year we accidentally collected more data than anyone ever has for an effort like this, and can very seriously say we prevented an eviction bubble that everyone expected

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