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BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Douglas Beach @taliesinnola.bsky.social · 13h

There were in fact 6 NBA games that day. Also, the NBA is not the only basketball, and there were hundreds of college games that day (it was a Saturday).

basketball-reference.com

NBA Games Played on February 3, 2024 | Basketball-Reference.com

Get the list of all the NBA games played on February 3, 2024 and more on Basketball-Reference.com

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 15h

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026

MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That's exactly what Lou Bega's ex gf said

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve given this a great deal of thought and I think the funniest option would be to simply pretend I have never heard of the New York Times

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever

theonion.com

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ME, THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE: instructions received. i will not fail

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 24/09/2026

Please read this article on the massive weirdos who are largely running the massively powerful and big-money AI industry in the U.S. today.

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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

hey are there any other notable times the u.s. military has visited ole miss

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.

The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 17/09/2026

“Aella is fighting gyges about if ai safety is just a sex cult” You bolt awake. You are not online. It is 1415. You are Charles d’albret, and you have seen the future. It cannot come to pass. The English army must be destroyed.

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 17/09/2026

you need me on that wall

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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

shareable thread bsky.app/profile/segy...

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Maybe this stick season will be better than last.

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Doing research for scripts I'm working on led me to an image that has absolutely floored me. I'm done. Goodnight.

Illustration for a patent for a "Gun-Powered Mousetrap"

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

OK - Coming attractions time. I found this wonderful paragraph in a federal court filing (specifically, in a motion to dismiss). It's one of the most amazing string cites (kinda) I've seen. The full case is amazing; I'll do a litigation disaster tourism thread tomorrow.

Hundreds of years before the Common Era, Herodotus wrote of the Neuri, a
tribe northeast of Scythia that would reportedly transform into wolves for several days once a year.
Herodotus, The Histories, 4.105 (circa 440 BCE). Werewolves continued to appear in folklore from
antiquity through modern times, and across a wide range of cultures. See, e.g., Pausanias, Description of
Greece, 8.2 (circa 160-180 CE); Ovid, The Metamorphoses, I 219-239 (circa 8 CE); Pliny the Elder,
Natural History, VIII.34 (circa 77 CE); Augustine, The City of God, XVIII.17 (circa 426 CE); King
Canute, Ecclesiastical Ordinances, c. 26 (circa 1020 CE); Anonymous, The Tale of Igor’s Campaign (circa
late 1100s) (Slavic folklore); Marie de France, Bisclavret (circa 1200); Völsungasaga, ch. 8 (circa 1250
CE) (Nordic folklore). Bram Stoker depicted Dracula as a werewolf in Dracula’s Guest. Werewolves

came to the silver screen first in Werewolf of London (1935) and then Lon Chaney’s definitive
performance in The Wolf Man (1941), and have essentially never left it since. And animal
shapeshifting has not been limited to wolves. Greek mythology is replete with humans (or humanshaped gods) who transform into animals or monsters. In Tlingit folklore, Kóoshdaa are wereotters. Celtic mythology includes selkies (were-seals) and kelpies (shape-shifting water-horses that
live in lochs). DC Comics has featured numerous shark-human hybrids since its Silver Age,
including Guppy (a small-time criminal in Nightwing’s rogues’ gallery, first appearance in 2018),
King Shark (the son of a shark god and a human mother, first appearance in 1994), and Karshon (a
mutated shark, first appearance in Green Lantern 24, October 1963). Other examples abound.

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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Fact check: true

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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I guess the shirt works.

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MAT-AT (aka Downtown Lars) @08mms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Whomever in the booster circle was on point for paying off the refs for us this year really deserves a medal already.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/09/2026

Non-GAAP

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

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R. Mel @cadystat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You’re welcome

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Mark Andrew Price @pricelaborecon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Never Forget That John Fetterman Is The Altoona Pizza Brought To Life.

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

when someone asks you about whether or not it's dangerous for trans women and girls to play sports the correct response is to treat them like they're yelling about jet fuel and steel beams

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MAT-AT (aka Downtown Lars) @08mms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If we lose to WMU several days later on a correctly argued obscure rulebook technicality, we should just give them our winged helmets the rest of this season as they’ll have done all our things better than us.

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MAT-AT (aka Downtown Lars) @08mms.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If any Michigan peeps want two free decent tickets to Oklahoma, DM me. Can’t justify the trip in after yesterday and would rather they go to a good home than Seat Geek.

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