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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨

@transsalamander.bsky.social
11K followers 2.2K following 77K posts

Tranny fag dyke, furry (jackalope), artist, toy collector, and Hellaverse trash (she/her) ΘΔ ∍⧽⧼∊ 🔞 On Twitter I once wrote a tweet that helped crack a thousand eggs. I don't think my age is any of your goddamn business, but I'm over 25 if that helps.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14h
stella is the sweetest angel on this entire website and you should help her right now. yes right now. drop everything. run to your computer. turn it on. okay now open the internet. you're doing great. keep it up. alright what was i saying? oh yeah, stella. we love her. help her out.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 4h
you notice how everybody is getting a pussy lately? Shoutout to pussy 🙏
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 4h
I wish I liked the art more, but as a sphinx fan I do love that we finally have one of these Might have to take another crack at sketching out a sphinx deck tbh 👀 Yennett is fun as a sphinx kindred commander but this would be way better lol
 The Ur-Sphinx {6}{W}{U}{B}

Legendary Creature — Sphinx Avatar

Eminence — As long as The Ur-Sphinx is in the command zone or on the battlefield, other Sphinx spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Flying

Whenever one or more Sphinxes you control attack, each player mills that many cards. For each player, you may cast a card that player milled this way without paying its mana cost.
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 4h
They're literally perfect and have never done a single thing wrong in their entire perfectly-choreographed life #HelluvaBoss
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Lord Maru @lordmarucoatl.bsky.social · 6h
They're my favorite and are amongst the women I want to step on me.
Glitz and Glam from Helluva Boss
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 8h
Yeah motherfucker your decision to try and doxx a horrific rape survivor while defending the men who did it and allowed it to happen has awoken the I Am Jane Doe movement. We’re all Jane Doe until there are no Jane Does 💜
Michael Tracey I guess this is a thing now with dozens of messages saying I am Jane doe
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
In honor of Poptarts discontinuing the PopTarts BuzzBalls Cocktails You’ll be missed
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 5h
He doesn't look 50, he looks like he never changes his sheets or pillowcases and they are all yellowed and grease-stiffened and stinking of countless night sweats
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 5h
They guy doesn't look older than his age, he looks like he uses a dead rat as an alarm clock, like a guy who smears blood from his gums on the wall, like a guy who runs his hands through his hair to clean it off after eating a messy burger, etc
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 5h
People have been sharing pictures of Michael Tracey and going "lol being a despicable piece of rapist-enabling shit ages you" But he doesn't look older than his age. He looks *slovenly*, disheveled, greasy and unwashed, smelling of sour sweat and ass and stale fast food and unbrushed teeth.
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 7h
I think that ultimately the problem with uprooting fraternities from American colleges is that the individual chapter houses full of kids are, essentially, mushrooms: the fruiting bodies of a much larger mycelial network of alumni donor money and cultural control. That's what you have to attack
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 5h
Sometimes, people enjoy the show they THINK they’re watching more than the show they’re ACTUALLY watching.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my prescription is simple, says the doctor. you must kill and eat the great clown pagliacci
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Fairy Angel Princess Mellica of Multitudes @mellica.bsky.social · 7h
Welcome to E Island
Surviror 51 a whale skeleton with a partially obscured and it says, "Welcome to E Island"
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Nyx, a backup doll 🔞 @neurolognyx.bsky.social · 6h
not feeling very creative with captions so here’s pics of my plugged ass
ass shot, with a plug in meA wider shot featuring my feetA closer look at my feet, you perv
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 6h
The good men, the friends and lovers even, say to me later "well why didn't you just tell that creep off" as though I wouldn't be accused of starting shit, as though they'd stand up for me and not interrogate me to make the creep comfortable instead. Experience tells me most men will do the latter.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 7h
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 5h
please consider sharing this video extra hard because youtube basically just sliced engagement in half because of the random restriction. thank god for waking up at 4am and immediately checking my phone
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 6h
DO NOT INJECT THIS
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maru la malandra del barrio 👊 delinquent vtuber @marumalandra.wtf · 6h
you know, I've been calling myself the 'punk rock riot queen' and I've never even done any punk rock karaoke. am I a poser? hell if I fucking know slash care but I've been getting real inspired by ppl I'm getting to know in the vtuber scene sooooo punk karaoke stream next week ya fucks!!!
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 7h
Let's open my 1,354th" Transformer (*TFs hiding in some random box somewhere in the house that I haven't yet logged notwithstanding)
Studio Series Transformers One B-127/BumblebeeThe back reads: Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Megatron, and Elita-1 go on a mission to save Cybertron
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 17h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 8h
I remember seeing Beast Machines Scavenger in stores as a kid but I never once stopped to appreciate that you can see the really weird way he transformers and now I suddenly want one despite definitely not being interested as a kid lol
Beast Machines Scavenger, who's like if a sauropod and construction equipment had a baby in alt mode? The robot mode adorably folds up the crack neck into a squat body for the robot mode
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 8h
the problem with trying to imitate the opening speech from Patton is that you're actually trying to ape George C. Scott. And I don't care who you are, you will never sound tougher or more manly than George C. Scott. It's a fool's errand.
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Thew Adams @toygrind.bsky.social · 23h
NEW VID! Let's hit the mailbox for a cheeky half hour! #transformers youtu.be/T9ay7m-txK8
youtu.be
Dammit, Open: MIGHTY SNAPS
YouTube video by Toygrind
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 13h
Banks, the biggest arbiter of what can be distributed online, are steadily restricting the types of speech — art, entertainment, resources — permitted. A payment provider dropped FlowFo for allowing sex-related content, pushing them out of business. Financial discrimination is censorship.
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 8h
i only want the pumpkin guy and the flytrap so if one or both of these aren't those i'm gonna be mad lol wish me luck
I legitimately thought these were Kinder Eggs because I had heard someone else complaining about there being gummy ones in America, but this is evidently a completely different brand! They're Zuru Gumi Yum Surprise
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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ 225/450 💜❤️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 9h
Please help ♥️ at this point I'm very late again and I don't have the energy for anything
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 9h
Some of what I'm reading here excites me, other stuff sounds like not my thing, but honestly having less robots I want would NOT be a bad thing lol
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にゃ @nyaki-nyakki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
お気に入りの絵たち #tadcJax
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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
im gonna be a little old trans lady one day and im gonna hold my little old trans lady wifes hand and im gonna give her a little kiss on the cheek and we're gonna be like 80 and we're still going to be alive and we're going to be happy
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 9h
do you think they'll ever invent a kat who can clean up that pile of Stuff in front of her transformers shelf or nah
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Gwen Nova @gwennova.bsky.social · 23h
I am 31 years old :3
selfie wearing red lingerie
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h
Three years ago, the Free Beacon ironically named me man of the year on their website. "Don’t give up Ben, you have a whole lot of nothing to look forward to," they wrote. This year, I was on a TIME100 list. I would take this moment to tell them how they can suck me: from the back. Thank you.
We don’t know about Ben’s family or personal finances, but we certainly can’t disagree about his lack of skills. But for someone with absolutely no ability, Ben has found the perfect gig.

Don’t give up Ben, you have a whole lot of nothing to look forward to. Only now, when you do nothing, you'll do it as a Free Beacon Man of the Year.I win.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 10h
found this when I was looking for something else and I just think it's a wonderful image
old guy sitting at a machine in a casino with a neon yellow shirt that says on the back, "legalize mother/son marriage"
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 29/09/2026
Muse Can See Everything
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 10h
I need to believe most people understand that what fascists want most from AI is a box that agrees with them and that everyone else agrees contains all factual knowledge and that they're jumping the gun in a very transparent way that makes them easy to stop. Because of people don't, we're fucked.
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 10h
As an reader and writer of niche smut on AO3 (without question an art form seen by most as beneath even romance): If this shit happened to HDG fics I'd stop reading. Even formulaic fiction needs a human hand creating it for anyone to care. I know that must confuse AI supporters, but it's true.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 11h
it's just really something to have been told all my life that pursuing art was a one-way ticket to dying homeless and alone, only for an entire cohort of eminently dupe-able consumers to burst in like "i have a right to Being Artist because a chatbot said i'm special." no, you're not. go away.
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 19h
Putting half the active user base on a massive block list then casually mentioning that your lead programmer no longer works for the company. That's the bluesky way
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15h
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Aleriia_V @aleriiav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bowsette sketch
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Shana_Reviews @shanareviews.bsky.social · 11h
DO NOT LET WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEST TRANSFORMERS MOVIE HAPPEN TO FORGOTTEN ISLAND Please if you can see it go see it and talk about it 😭
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 11h
It's deeply concerning how fast the gen z puriteen culture has reconstructed a secular version of the most harmful elements of 90s evangelical puritainism its like people took standpoint epistemology and warped it into an entirely myopic worldview
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12h
lol, is it?
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 11h
the usual lib "WAT IF THESE GUYS IS GAAAAAYYYYY????" sucks but ive straight up seen this basically word for word as a grindr bio of white dudes with nordic rune tattoos when I lived in FL
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15h
I think every trans person on this website should drop everything and read this immediately. Some of the worst social media backlash I've had lately has come from trans people who are mad at me for telling trans people not to panic over the current political situation.
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 11h
Instantly became one of my favorite video game soundtracks. Well worth a listen 💕
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