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Chloe Denmark

@chloedenmark.bsky.social
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She/her. Engineer by training, HBIC by trade. CFB, OU softball and gym. Needs naps.

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 8h
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 9h
LOLHOUSTON.
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Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 17h
#308: Max Clemens von Hausen and Ortwin Rave, Chapel of the Arnold Janssen Kolleg, Münster (1965)
A black-and white exterior photo showing, on the right, a round chapel building in front of a narrow pyramidal tower and, on the left, a concrete plaque that reads "Arnold-Janssen-Kolleg." Photo via German Postwar Modern on Tumblr, https://germanpostwarmodern.tumblr.com/post/165890993964/arnold-janssen-kolleg-1965-in-m%C3%BCnster-germanyA round worship space with incised concrete walls and two levels of stained-glass clerestory windows. The roof structure is star-shaped, with a sculptural central block that looks to my eyes a bit like lego. Two rows of pews approach the altar, in a way that suggests the space may actually be oval rather than round. Photo by Angelika Brockmann-Peschel/LWL-DLBW via Heinrich Otten, Knut Stegmann, and Michael Huyer, "Kirchenbau nach 1945. Entwicklung und Bestand in Westfalen-Lippe"  An exterior photo of the chapel and, behind it, the impossibly skinny tower. The rest of the Kolleg was torn down in 2011, and the chapel is now a Seventh-Day Adventist church. Photo by Hobusch via Wikimedia Commons
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 10h
An ad that’s “predict the outcomes of the s&p 500”. Lord almighty please smite these fucking hoaxsters
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 10h
I wonder what changed??
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 10h
Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 11h
Everything looks better when you moisturize it
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 11h
My company insisted a 99 page specification for a piece of equipment. NINETY NONE PAGES.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 11h
Ok. The playlist followed up in da club with hypnotize and lawd. Is it time for drinking games and “networking”
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 11h
Man. When In Da Club came on and that bass beat dropped millennials knew we were gonna get drunk
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 16h
HOW IS TNAY SOMEONE WHO SAT CADDY CORNER TO ME IS SO MUCH LOUDER NOW SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND ME
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 17h
This isn’t wrong. But it doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. @thequeso.bsky.social @jeffreykeese.bsky.social
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 17h
People have asked why we aren't involved with Neil deGrasse Tyson...this is why. @standupforscience.net does not endorse candidates with accusations of sexual misconduct and we do not collaborate with people who have accusations of sexual misconduct. PERIOD. Welcome to the matriarchy.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 17h
If you’re not watching you should. Because this show loves my hometown and surroundings. And also I know people who were extras.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 18h
For anyone who didn’t see this DM me or Hubby if you’d like to help. Don’t have to actually donate unless you’re a Michigan fan.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess the Dems' midterm get out the vote push has begun in earnest.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two weeks ago my voter registration in Texas was unavailable. Today it was active. Check and make sure you’re good to go!
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m glad things have changed at a former company where they think women can actually do construction now.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also also no more talking cube neighbors.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ugh. Had to drive to work today. Gross. Also have to “work” all week.
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#MNFgraphics
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noooooooooooooooooooo
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ETX Gov @etxgov.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
Rebuild the immigration system so our entire food supply doesn't rely on undocumented immigrants who can be taken advantage of. You do the hard work of feeding America, that should be a fast track to becoming an American. But glad to see this statement.
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hot dam! It's Beaver Week at the San Diego Zoo 🦫 The beaver ambassadors usually live behind the scenes, but Beaver Week means more chances to see and learn about them during special presentations all week long.
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Stuart Palmer @spalm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole".
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole" truncated to "Fresh Butt ... hole".
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doodle has been promoted to Seven (7) with all the privileges and responsibilities thereof. He is accepting job offers and paid internship opportunities at this time. @chloedenmark.bsky.social
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had too. Sound on.
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Too Tired of bullsh*t to be clever 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏿 @znerd49.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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NIL Youngboy @dimmadome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damon Lindelof and Kyle Chandler
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yall bluey flat pack is a LOT.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Totally forgot about this picture I took of gorilla side eye Memorial Day 2025.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sign me up for "Secretary of Just Taking a Sledgehammer To Whatever The Last Guy Put Up" in the next administration
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God bless Mandy patankin
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The kid is INTO princess bride.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
INCONCEIVABLE
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Colts might be in the ugliest uniforms but they are still beating the Texans.
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2/2 And the bubbles! Have you ever tried to paint a bubble? It's not easy! Karel Dujardin does it so well.
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jameis Winston tackles Cam Skattebo
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When did we get rid of “all square” for ties in golf match play
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Digital underground “performed” at my university in the early 2000s. And then drove around the tiny college town looking for something to do. And i know this because they yelled at us from a car.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woooooblets put away some laundry!!!
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 27/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "you can have this dumb fucking argument without me"
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choose anything by Tybalt from Romeo and Juliet especially the way John Leguizamo played him.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oops. That’s an upset.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Teams i will actively root against at all time: liberty, usc, Ohio state, what team pays Jeff lebby or his in-laws.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry Missouri. I hope clanga loses from here on out. Fuck you jeff lebby. Hope to see you on your way to a deeper circle in hell.
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Matt Serwe @serwewx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why was I having a martini before noon yesterday? It was grandma’s drink.
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit Florida
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