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Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky

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I left Twitter, so can you.

(VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).