Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If I ever run another restaurant, I vow to provide a solo diner’s menu so you don’t have to spend $100 just to sample a few things. I just want three bites each of a few things jesussss 010
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When the stage is hip-height, you are actually in the band 020
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hello, is there a secret pod I can hide in between arriving early to a show to get a good spot and two hours later when the opener goes on? 150
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My boss sent me an email and erroneously referred to our client Chuck as “Cuck” Cuck was cc’d on the email 🥴 000
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t think we’re looking at the same moon, actually 040
Reposted by Calliopejessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful 193126177999
Reposted by CalliopeSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Every time a website or app cheerfully introduces me to my new virtual AI assistant I grab it and drown it facedown in a shallow creek. 614331
Reposted by CalliopeRachel Lichtman @rachellichtman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Almost that time of year 15213
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 27/08/2026What are we naming the river formed by our collective tears this week? 000
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 26/08/2026🚨I just received a business email response in COMIC SANS🚨 010
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Feels like I should have called in “Dolly Parton died” to work today 000
Reposted by CalliopeSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I just hope Jolene went first. 0476
Reposted by CalliopeMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Thank you, Dolly Parton, for showing us a way. 526532
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In the eternal wise spirit of Teena Marie, I say Shoop’d’bop 031
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Highly recommend getting bent over the kitchen counter on a Sunday morning 010
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I come to Los Angeles to sleep naked on top of the blankets with the fan on. It’s 76° at 10pm 000
Reposted by Callioperenee french @reneefrench.bsky.social · 21/07/2026oh jimothy #art #graphitedrawing 227343
Reposted by CalliopeKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/07/2026How can an island be called Widow’s Bay. That’s not an island it’s a bay. 188245190
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Why is bitch mcconnell being such a drama queen about dying 000
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I woke up and made a decision. Jeremy Allen White should play Serge Gainsbourg in a biopic. 000
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Weird trope I’ve been noticing in tv lately: neurodivergent or genius women imbued with special skills instead of regular smart women just getting shit done 010
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 25/03/2026America: considering selling the underwear I’ve been wearing since admission for appendicitis to pay for my hospital stay 000
Reposted by CalliopeGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I’m at ICE HQ 69160183129
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Every time I flush a hotel toilet, I think about how much shit is constantly coursing through the entire building 022
Reposted by CalliopeKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.” 140119621551
Reposted by CalliopeBoredwalk @boredwalk.com · 13/02/2026Imagine living on a planet with kittens and starry skies and and sandwiches and choosing to spend your time terrorizing people. 04213
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 29/01/2026In less than 24 hours, I’ve received texts from: -The much older man I was obsessed with at 17 -The first guy I ever kissed at 15 -A coworker I haven’t seen in almost 4 years sending a booty call at 3am. I am 53 fucking years old. Wtf is going on?! 110
Reposted by Calliopekim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 24/11/2025well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now 341128269
Reposted by CalliopeActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Donald J Wrongy Connecticut, Passenger and Crew Lists, 1804-1959 1184
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Sorry but for some reason I cringe so hard my teeth break when people say “babby” 000
Calliope @calliopelune.bsky.social · 04/11/2025In Hell, you can shoot your friend in the face as much as you want 010
Reposted by CalliopeActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Donald J. Bigot www.findagrave.com/memorial/151...findagrave.comDonald J. Bigot (1926-1978) - Find a Grave... 69514
