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I think I'm a writer. My name is Robert Long Foreman. I'm not sure what I am anymore completely. He/him. www.robertlongforeman.com I'm on beehiiv: pigcitynewsetc.beehiiv.com

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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 6h
hear me out: I think the workday should end at 3pm - point at which most people (myself included) begin to unravel and no real meaningful work gets done. Plus, that way you can make it home for 4 o’clock tea. Or, 5 o’clock tea, aka 5 çayı, as they say in Türkish.
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Kristin Du Mez @kkdumez.bsky.social · 6h
New stop on the LIVE LAUGH LOVE book tour: William Jewell, outskirts of Kansas City, next Thursday!
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 9h
Even hotter take: the fact that ebikes let teens in the suburbs suddenly have freedom to move around the public realm unsupervised is precisely why many older people are trying to ban them (using safety as a pretext)
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 11h
Marvin Gaye Richard Thompson Lee Morgan Jesca Hoop
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is also deliberate deliteracy.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m publishing something tomorrow about Alpha School. One of the things I focus on is how it is an incubator for EdTech platforms with the ambition to hyperscale. Alpha may only have a few hundred students nationwide, but its founders are developing MANY extractive EdTech brands. This is one:
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder if Bigfoot’s mom makes him brush his teeth like mine does.
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 27/09/2026
Guys I don’t think the president of the United States knows what he’s doing.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot of people are pretending they haven't heard "Later at Minton's" by Stanley Turrentine and it says a lot more about the people saying it than it does about "Later at Minton's" by Stanley Turrentine.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Keyser Soze in a vet’s office: there was a big drug dealer flying in named Kitten De Wormer
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 25/09/2026
Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
before every job interview I like to go around and smack the coffee cup out of the hands of anyone who dares to drink coffee.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bring bubble tea to every interview, and when I take a long sip I ask the interviewer(s) to guess if I got any bobas with that one and if so how many.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine being Xi Jinping this morning. You wake up and have a good moment of peace until you realize you have to continue hanging out with Donald Trump.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I chose some games I've played a lot of in my life
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
screenshot from Star Control 2 with a planet and a rover searching the planet for stuff.
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Asuka Langley Soryu @asukalangleysoryu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
its time
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Lembas Eater @waybread.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The problem with education is that it's a solved problem. Students need small classes, individual attention, lots of writing, lots of feedback, access to a well-stocked library, time to think, and time to talk with their peers. We just don't like the answer, so we keep trying to do other stuff.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*looking up at the sky on a clear night* Orion you son of a bitch, how've you been?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@sarahclazarus

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast- paced environment
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what is happening in Bret's head and how can we make it stop, as a public welfare goal
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 22/09/2026
I instituted a hard rule for myself several decades ago that I would NOT make any life-changing decisions from October 15-January 15 every year, as I knew the SAD got so deep sometimes that I was literally just off my rocker. A GREAT rule I rec to anyone who struggles with this each year.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Please don’t tell me to get help. There’s no help. Help is a mirage. Don’t be cruel.)
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scott topics™️ @scottpb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This reminds me of the time a student in my 70s film course said she didn’t like watching many of the films because “everyone and everything looks so dirty!”
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I wish all Afrikaner "refugees" a very pleasant "fall off your bicycle and find out how much a sprained wrist costs in America"
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
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ompuco @ompu.co · 23/05/2026
This is still easily my favorite stutter so far: womens.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here is the woman tennis player vs random men off the street
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As much as I enjoy reading, nearly every time I hear about a book that's coming out I want to hide someplace where it can't find me
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why is every.commercial for medicine now
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is really good but now I want a similar testimony from the guy who does Starscream youtu.be/zryfjSaxXLo?...
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Peter Cullen explains how he created the voice for Optimus Prime
YouTube video by TFcon
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
biggest laugh ive had in a minute
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Jennifer May @jennmay997.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok I clicked on her wiki and I have to say, queen shit right here
Highlighted section of Stephanie Booth’s Wikipedia: after she was outed “[she] told employees and the press that she had caught a tropical disease to which the only cure was to have hormone injections and become a woman, or she would die. However, the Hospital for Tropical Diseases in London stated "We can't think of a single disease requiring such treatment."
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 14/09/2026
Glad folks are appalled by photos of the "phone booth" cage under an awning, but pls understand: This IG report is likely part of a cover-up. Amnesty Int'l interviewed detainees EIGHT MONTHS AGO who said the cage was half this size (couldn't stand up), had no awning, w feet chained to the bottom.
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