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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No, I do not want to see your Shein haul. Show me your creepy doll haul. The tangle of haunted lockets you got at that estate sale. I wanna see your ancient spooky books that won’t stop screaming haul.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s okay if not everyone procreates. Like really okay. Like really really really okay.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I refuse to make this any less complicated

A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

🎵 it’s the MOST wonderful time, of the yearrrrrr 🎶

candle that throws the silhouette of Nosferatu

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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Headline Leaves Out Several Key Details To Make You Angrier

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So humid I'm going to write a play.

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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I don’t need alcohol to have a good time. I never have a good time.

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

this job application lets you choose “captain” as a title and since I already know they won’t respond I think I will choose myself today. That’s right, fuckos - captain audrey farnsworth is applying for this position

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

person: hey Aud how’s it g me, not only interrupting you but also running straight at you then shoving you into a wall: i cleaned him with a vacuum

Pancake king puppet i made in college which is the best thing i did in all of school actually

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

You've heard of Barbenheimer. Welcome to Jimothyssey.

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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

[bonnie tyler voice] I need a gyro

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

[inventing the submarine] What if *everyone* could go down with the ship

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

When God closes a door, he probably did it because there was a transphobe there

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

all of the actors are trapped inside of Apple TV like it’s an orb that captures celebrities

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My cats are always trying to get on my plate and snatch my food but they never let me have even ONE bite of their piece of cardboard

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

computer and i have ended things amicably.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I like to think every country has its own Crispin Glover.

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

why should i have to talk to the computer i don’t even LIKE computer

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

computer and I have been going through some difficulties at home.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I'd like a show that's just an hour of TV cops typing, maybe they eat a danish every once and awhile.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I think I'd do pretty well in the Old West, except for all the singing.

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Going to bring my E.T. plush to Disclosure Day. Show him what’s fucking going on now apparently

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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Kind of wild to think that in a few million years soccer players won't have arms.

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Tell your cat I have Churus

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

We really don't need streakers anymore, feeling a little melancholy.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

You can crochet your own bikini. There are no rules.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

any of y'all mind if I continue being a huge sweetie pie?

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I'd really only use telekinesis to jump my car.

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

upon first sight, i sincerely thought one of the creatures in the grogu movie was a rancor wearing a shirt. it wasn’t true but for just one moment i stared directly at the sun. and smiled at its warmth

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

The directions on this face wash lack a clear point of view.

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

want to ambush a graduation speech and say very closely to the mic: “honestly how is anyone supposed to know how to do anything? You know? Do you know what i mean? Everything’s going to be fine. Don’t worry” and then i run away but also fall down the stairs

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

This toothpaste is guaranteed to make me look like a podcaster.

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Don @skittishsav.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I have been informed I have good sized kidneys, still processing this information

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Many frowned upon this, but I finally taught my cat how to smoke.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

There’s definitely at least one person in the room pitching hot older lesbian james bond, and I’m rooting for them. Someone is saying Gillian Anderson Bond right this second.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026