Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 10hThey just showed a fan at the Rays game with a cowbell and everyone around him wants to kill him with their bare hands. 030
Reposted by Peter KarlinJoseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 12hWe can still create wonders 361045161
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 20hI quit drinking and it hasn’t changed my friend group at all. Still go to dive bars (Shirley Temple, please). But I feel for younger people. That’s a hard time of life to be the sober one. Doubt I could’ve done it then. My friends do love that they have a designated driver now.washingtonpost.comHow quitting drinking can upend marriages and friendshipsDrinking less is becoming more common, and the social rules around sobriety are still catching up. 052
Reposted by Peter KarlinEric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The colossal burger at Dodger Stadium is $124.99, in what I can only describe as “fuck off” pricing 5350575
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Who’s your favorite three-legged dog? Mine’s Merle. 041
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thank god there’s a walnut warning on my walnuts. 1142
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’d do terrible if a whale ate me. There isn’t even a shower in there. 030
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you haven’t checked Aaron Sorkin’s new look yet, soak this in and read the comments.instagram.comsonypicturesuk on Instagram: "Aaron Sorkin joins the cast of The Social Reckoning at the UK Gala Screening. Only in cinemas October 9.View all 971 comments"Aaron Sorkin joins the cast of The Social Reckoning at the UK Gala Screening. Only in cinemas October 9. 010
Reposted by Peter KarlinGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if it's not one thing, it's another 6689
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In the back of my parents yellow Chevy Vega. I’m old but not THAT old, Paper Moon was purposely in black and white. 020
Reposted by Peter KarlinPeter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Whoa, that doesn’t sound like Hitler. 4203
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Having a hard time imaging George Peppard making fudge. Maybe with a half empty pitcher of martinis at his side. 120
Reposted by Peter KarlinMilo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Scum of the Earth just told Jennifer at WKRP in Cincinnati they will not accept an invitation to tour with Ed Sheeran. 061
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have strong opinions about two artists I don’t know a single song of and a bunch of opening acts I’ve never heard of. 161
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There is only one reason a business would call for slowing itself down: the product is horseshit. 000
Reposted by Peter KarlinJerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 12/09/2026Yes, your honor, I threw the molotov cocktail. But I threw it ironically. 072
Reposted by Peter KarlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm suspicious of organized religion. I think it goes back to my childhood. When I watched our cult leader carve open my father’s chest and offer his still-beating heart to the gods 1941267
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s like the #Dodgers added two new stars today, Josue de Paula and Kyle Tucker. 010
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The first recorded use of the horse walks into a bar joke is 1882. Must’ve killed back then. 021
Reposted by Peter KarlinThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Beating the system by buying 10 4-pieces instead of the 40 2233
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ted Lasso spared us a sappy Christmas episode by giving us a sappy New Year’s Eve episode instead. 000
Reposted by Peter KarlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/01/2025If you see something (horses), say something ("horses") 491663370
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Your Honor, please try a bite of exhibit A and exhibit B. Now I ask you…news4sanantonio.comMan fatally shoots cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicierA New Mexico man was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing his cousin during an argument over whose plate of green chile enchiladas was hotter. 020
Reposted by Peter KarlinPeter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Don’t ask me how it came up, but you can buy a baby fox.dragonstoneranch.comFennec Foxes For Sale | Pet Fox Breeder | Dragonstone RanchAdopt fennec and bat-eared foxes that have been hand-raised and well-socialized. Exotic fox kits come with a care package, travel carrier, and breeder support. 001
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Don’t ask me how it came up, but you can buy a baby fox.dragonstoneranch.comFennec Foxes For Sale | Pet Fox Breeder | Dragonstone RanchAdopt fennec and bat-eared foxes that have been hand-raised and well-socialized. Exotic fox kits come with a care package, travel carrier, and breeder support. 001
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Rolling out to buy distilled water for my cpap machine. Real meet cute opportunity. 1182
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The Dog Stars is DOA if it can’t fill the IMAX in Burbank tonight. 100
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The headline “here’s what you need to know” has never been followed with anything you actually need to know. 161
Reposted by Peter KarlinSiskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Top Gun (1986) Director: Tony Scott Cast: Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Val Kilmer, Anthony Edwards Watch Review wp / wd 0232
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I griped a few times in this space last year on season 2 of Silo. Season 3 has been far better paced and enjoyable. 010
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Frank Beard took some shit for the drum machines, but the dude was aces on the drums.youtu.beZZ Top - Enjoy And Get It OnYouTube video by mistersanchito 020
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Imagine wielding the power to define future living rooms. 120
Reposted by Peter KarlinPeter Avellino @peterapeel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Disney+ released a list of essential projects to watch before AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY: MASH Brewster McCloud McCabe & Mrs. Miller Images The Long Goodbye Thieves Like Us California Split Nashville Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull's History Lesson 3 Women A Wedding Quintet A Perfect Couple 2537
Reposted by Peter KarlinProPublica @propublica.org · 17/08/2026Babies were found with dead brain tissue similar to what follows cancer and the kind of bleeding seen after a stroke. Their autopsies all came to the same conclusion: Their deaths could have been prevented with the long-standard vitamin K shot. (Published May)propublica.orgBabies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at BirthA lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement. 19134391741
Reposted by Peter KarlinLA Dork @ladork.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The Laurel Cyn Fire of Sept. 1979 seen from Santa Monica Blvd. The blaze wiped out 23 homes. The most well-known belonged to Whisky/Roxy owner Elmer Valentine, John Mayall, and MacKenzie Phillips, who lost all the videotapes of her TV show "One Day at a Time" and her cat, Brains. 0203
Reposted by Peter KarlinDan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Adam Driver has been cast as Mr. Bad Guy 081
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The End of Oak Street is pretty fun, but it’s aggressively unambitious on the idea front. Was expecting way more big twists and turns. I’d rather a movie swing for the fences, even if it doesn’t quite work. 110
Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026$22 for an 11am matinee of The End of Oak Street. 3 commercials mixed in with the trailers. The Coke one we’ve been subjected to for over a year, Amazon and…Chuck E. Cheese. 010
Reposted by Peter KarlinKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hospital not going anywhere, assures chill ambulance driver. 38623