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@medicated.bsky.social
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just did vaccines ATA (against Trump's advice) at once Flu Covid Pneumonia Tetanus booster
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me: Hates comfort food Also me:
Cottage pie on a plate. Some of the crust sticks out the top.  Homemade focaccia bread is also on the plate. Cottage pie with a piece cut out.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Roger got a new bow tie collar and wanted me to show you all. (Bonus mlem)
Roger the wonder cat models his new bow tie collar & bell. Also, his tongue is out for some reason.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really wish I hadn't seen that.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Charcoal pencils are fun but so god damn messy.
A closeup of a charcoal sketch of a plant on a table. It's messy & way too much white space.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My new office is right by a market & cafe. Tried Turkish coffee for the first time & this might be the best cup of coffee I've had in 2026
A to-go cup sits inside another to-go cup. The second cup has Turkish coffee in it. Black.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My officed moved to basically around the street from my house. Came home over lunch and got to pet my cats gonna like this arrangement
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Headed to Topeka for the day to train a case management model that I've not looked at in almost a year should be good times
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got divorced & IMMEDIATELY got into a very intense relationship that shockingly didn't work, was drunk for a few years, new tattoos, started riding a bike, did therapy, healed from stuff, let go of some anger and grief (after acknowledging them), joined a band & played some shows, and got into art.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Breakfast on the deck
A plate with eggs bacon, and hashed brown patty sit on a cool table with coffee and orange rice also on the table
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ok that's enough fake football I'm back outside watching hummingbirds and listening to cicadas.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ngl Santana is boring to me.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My son, talking about Michael McDonald "look at him just picking his notes.... like a sniper"
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At SaltStone for Doobies & Santana with my oldest.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How important was Dolly Parton? In the state of KS students are not allowed to carry phones in schools, anymore. My 17 year old just risked getting his phone taken to text me about Dolly Parton. THAT'S how important she was/ is.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A great way to honor Dolly Parton's legacy is to be kind to others, help when and where you can; and to have fun in life.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Did chicken thighs in the "start them skin down on a cold stainless pan w/no oil or butter" method and look at this golden skin
Four chicken thighs are skin up in a stainless pan.  The skin is cooked perfectly.Two perfectly cooked chicken thighs sit ln a papered plate. The skin is golden brown
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oldest boy joined the bro-fest golf deal today. Was so cool to hang out with him. No idea why I look so pissed
Me (bald guy with glasses) and my son (handsome devil drinking a beer) in a golf cart.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The boy lives in DeSoto and has never had buddies over until tonight. Golf in the morning with all of them. Kinda cool to have them here but they just found out that golf costs like $60 lol
A group of high schoolers are gathered around a small bonfire
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My favorite part about working in nonprofit world is that so far I have spent over 90 minutes on the phone with IT trying to change my password (that they make me change every so often). Wonderful system. Super productive
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Last one is tomorrow. There will come a day when I get some free time again; but this week is not it. Jesus, I am worn down and grumpy as fuck.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Add sliced shallots to your frozen pizza and thank me later.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My official 2026 funeral fit. (Today is two of three in three weeks)
A pair of Jordan's in the back seat of a carA middle aged bald man is wearing a glasses, and a beard. He is dressed for a funeral
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I just did Professional Development/ Back to school training for about 50 school staff. Usually I dread doing PD to educators but this group was dialed in, respectful to me, respectful to our time, & to our time. Usually educators are challenging to train, but this group is dialed in.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ok
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Used to not be able to play bc of my back and limited mobility. Lost weight & increased mobility and have been able to shoot 9 holes w/ my son on our weekends. He's learning and I'm relearning and it's super fun to play with him
A young man in a collared shirt sits in a golf cart with his bald and bespectacled dad (w/ a tee in his mouth)
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Forgot to post my attempt at Al Pastor ribs. Definitely not Al pastor but very tasty. Maybe the best cooked ribs I've ever cooked.
Two slabs of spare ribs are covered in pineapple rings
Two very sexy slabs of ribs sit on the smoker, just about finished. The bones are pulling from the meatA dinner plate has four ribs, garnishe with cilantro, and my attempt at elotes but I forgot to add the cheese to the corn
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Someone in my classes this week said that one common denominator in all mass shootings is antidepressants or psychotropic meds. I said, "mmmm, to me the one common demoninator would be the gun?"
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Civic duty ✅
A leather wallet with a "I Voted Today!" sticker on it, is show in a (super handsome but you can't tell bc he's off camera) man's hand
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
In the last month alone I had an old coworker die, my good friend's mom die, a good friend's dad die, another good friend's dad die, my 89 yo dad's heart issues, and another good friend's dad is about to die. So if i'm not my usual ray of sunshine these days, that would be why.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Could totally go for another pool day.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I hope people start getting bowl cuts, ironically.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I know it's not for everyone but the arthritis in my back absolutely loves summer time.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I had a pool day
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I need a pool day
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Played 9 holes in this shit. It was fun but it wasn't for the kids selling water out of their backyard we would've died.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just peed for (I think) the first time since this morning and it looks like straight Mountain Dew. Gotta up the water. Especially in this heat.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am home tonight and actually will have a chance to watch #aewdynamite live in real time. Not sure I've ever seen the start live.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Had another bat in the house this morning. No video and was fairly uneventful removal: to tennis raquets or cat assistance needed.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Celebrating
A blueberry waffle sandwich has spicy sausage and eggs on it. There is a Smurfette glass with orange juice.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lol what a wild thing to wake up to.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Meh, school doesn't start for a while anyways and that's where it's going.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hoping they lose today so the kids at work can play some hoops.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Found out that England had a basketball court built for their down time and they're donating it to my company after they are done with it. How dope is that?
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This week I've been leaning into my early bird tendencies and getting to work around 6 to work on a project. Which also means that my workday is just about over already by 1 oclock today
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It was too dark to tell when I left for work but some poor animal sounded like it was having a very painful death this morning. Really hope whatever got it took it with it.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
New city slogan "Kansas City: We're hornier than the other cities"
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I had someone in one of my classes today (Cultural Intelligence Foundation) describe themselves as a "Gender Anarchist" and that is the coolest fucking thing I've ever heard.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Apparently I have a ton of Belgium fans in my neighborhood.
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Stay Hydra-Ted @medicated.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thank fuck that one stupid goal wasn't the game winner. That poor dude would have to carry that weight forever.
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