delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Maaaan why do they always make it so different from the comics bleh blah blghghghv” 000
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just went to wake up Billie Joe from Green Day and, I’m sorry to say, he died three weeks ago. September 9 by the smell in here. Why did we ever let him start sleeping for a month straight? 001
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you have to speak fluent English to serve in the US government, how the hell is Markwayne Mullin DHS Secretary? 2975115707
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump promised $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE cuts. You got 0. Trump promised $2,000 stimulus checks from tariffs. You got 0. Trump promised $1,000 checks from Obamacare cuts. You got 0. Trump promised $1.98 gas. You got $4+. Trump now has more promises for you. 25243851689
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump telling Americans he’ll give them each $5k if Republicans maintain control of Congress 35411
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My man looks like Walker, Texas Stranger Danger 926814
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialAngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 02/08/2026People who got vaccinated during the COVID pandemic all look like they’ve aged at least five years. Let that sink in. 2133
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Seriously, Ohio, get your shit together. This is embarrassing. 1542122
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 01/08/2026DO NOT BUY the Ford EDGE! It’s tries as hard as it can but still won’t get you there. 020
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Brown recluse is a bullshit name. Why you gotta judge a spider for not liking crowds? YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SPIDER'S LIFE! 1871170
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“He didn’t quit. I fired him. And YOU’RE NEXT. So when can you start?” Micheal Scott ass officials 010
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“Nobody cares who I was until I smoked the crack…” - Hunter Banedon 000
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialGen Existential Crisis @ru12bseen.com · 06/07/2026A good idea becomes dangerous when your curiosity about it is replaced by your loyalty to it. 061
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 02/06/2026When a person assumes, they make an ass out of you and me. When a Supreme Court justice assumes, they make an ass out of the entire country. 021
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 24/05/2026“FU, LL. SPELLS FULL. BECAUSE YOU’RE FULL OF BS, LIZ LEMON.” 021
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Have one fucking person who's worked in hospitality speak on this, just one. 86 means you're out of something back of the house, and at the bar it means your drunk ass needs to go home. 1412487421
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Crazy that it’s now America that has the oversized, gold obsessed, god complex having douchebag willing to slaughter his own armies for personal glory. 141
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Less firin', more hirin', Less Wall Street, more Main Street, Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs, Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms, Less shootouts, more cookouts, Less hypocrisy, more democracy. - Gospel of George and Whatnot 161059195
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Trump vs Pope is like the Drake vs Kendrick Lamar beef all over again, except this time both sides have pedophile affiliations 03411
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Druski should do whiteface as Erika Kirk doing blackface as Druski. It’s there. Grab it. #druski 000
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 22/03/20266,821 Americans died on Iwo Jima in 5 weeks of battle. 15 more after the battle itself ended. Thanks, Linds 000
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/03/20262026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news 141667329
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Christians: NO SHARIA LAW!!! Also christians: NO YOU CANT GET MARRIED NO YOU CANT WATCH THAT NO YOU CANT SAY THAT NO YOU CANT DO THAT NO HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME NO YOU CANT WORSHIP LIKE THAT 010
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Mamby pamby Markwayne Mullin is gonna get bitch slapped in public and immediately go back to pretending to be a plumber. This will probably be after his sauna workout video with old KC and RFKJ. 010
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 24/02/2026This Nosferatu sucks in a completely different kind of way 010
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 21/02/2026“…punk as fuck…” I whisper as I successfully separate the dryer sheets 010
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 17/02/2026m.youtube.comWe somehow won the@musicalcomedywebsite final with this. 🎥@nextupcomedy #comedian #funny #songYouTube video by Shots At The Dragon - Comedy Music 010
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 13/02/2026America was way better off under Big Oil than we are under Big Rape 020
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Bruce Wayne has been implicated in the Epstein Files. His official response: “you guys don’t understand. I’m BATMAN. I’ve been taking them down from the inside the whole time!!!” Likely story. Now we know where he got Robin. SMH 021
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Sooooo glad AEW are the ones that got the DC comics crossovers. Little kids need heroes. 0121
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Mullin is a wannabe plumber too. Hands smell like shit and he doesn’t even own any tools. 020
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026You guys ever wonder if Destiny’s Child ever found a dude that could pay their automo-bills? 010
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 25/01/2026media.tenor.coma man says loose skin and old balls gross in a movie sceneALT: a man says loose skin and old balls gross in a movie scene 020
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 09/01/2026A lot of people who wouldn’t mask up during covid because “yew cane’t tell me wut to do” sure are excited to shoot people for not doing what they’re told. While now wearing masks. 020
Reposted by @delzwick.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Whether it's conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head or Honda-driving women making conservative men with guns feel scared, both sides share blame for conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head. 101069177
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 06/01/2026A woman once dressed me up in her love on a Detroit street corner. From my head down to my toes! 020
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 23/12/2025The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.media.tenor.coma close up of a young man 's face with a dark backgroundALT: a close up of a young man 's face with a dark background 020
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 18/12/2025your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 080
delzwick.bsky.social @delzwick.bsky.social · 15/12/2025If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. 160
